Yo, 'sup, my homios!
Yeah, I know I said that I'd only update my stories on weekends, but (gasp) I HAVE TIME TO UPDATE TODAY! Not, much time, however...
N-E-WAAAAY!
My little contribution to Kuwa-chan!
What do Bishonens Have That I Don't?
"Hello, I'm Kuwabara Kazuma," Kuwabara says, while sitting in a chair. He crosses one leg over the other and looks straight at the camera,"To most, I am (1) An imbecile, (2) An idiot, (3) etc. But I have one thing to ask..."
Kuwa-chan walks straight to the camera, and grasps either side of the lense,"WHAT THE HECK HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU!"
"Ack! Kuwabara, you're choking the camera man...," ame-tennyo screeches from the director's seat.
"Huh?" Kuwa-kun sees this is true,"Oh, sorry, man," he lets go and sits back down,"ame-tennyo? The slide reel?"
"Ah, yes, of course!" ame-tennyo chirps as she puts the slide on the projector,"There are many reasons to just loooove Kuwabara, not hate!"
"Yeah! I mean, I may be a bit, ya know..."
"Dumb."
"Yeah! But is that ANY reason to hate someone? To most, that's just the equivilent of racism, or Hating A Person's Belief-ism."
"Uh, that's not the term..."
"And I'm not saying I don't like to be bashed, either. Some stories are quite funny, and, even though I'm embarrased to say, true. But it's the consistancy of these bashings. Whenever I bash Hiei in a story, people ALWAYS say "Oh, I hate that evil baboon!" But when Hiei bashes me, they laugh... I HAVE FEELINGS, TOO, YOU KNOW! I may be a 2D creature, but still!"
"It's okay, Kuwa-sama... And now, some reasons to huggle Kuwabara!" ame-tennyo presses a button and the projector lights up.
"#1, He's VEEEEERRY loyal," on the screen is scenes from the Sensui Saga.
"There's nothing wrong with guys needin' eachother!" "You can't die on me, it's not right, Urameshi..."
"#2, His love for Yukina."
"YUKINA-SAAAAAN!" "That's the Power Of Love Babaay...(blush)"
"#3, His very sexy body...," screen shows shots of Kuwa-chan shirtless, or in his boxers.
"Hey! I said not to show that!" growled Kuwabara.
"Ah, heh, heh, heh... Yeah, anyway, #4, HE'S JUST SOOO DAMN CUTE! You can't deny!"
"Oh, yeah, I agree," Kuwa-kun boasts.
"And so concludes my Kuwabara contribution... I have one last thing to say... Don't be hatin'!"
THE END
YEAH! Stick THAT in yer pipe and smoke it, Kuwa-bashers!
