I'm working on a teen titans FanFic, so the next chapter might be a while

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS!

Bar wars

Episode 1

The phantom jerk

"Hey, give me back my bar" cried Soda

"No, I bought it," yelled Pace Dindu

"With my money" snapped Soda

"At least my name isn't a type of drink," replied Pace

"That's not the point," screamed Soda

"Can you please just order" said the voice box.

When they got back, Pie-pond Pin and Noble-two Ganobie said they were going to some planet name Falboo. There, they were going to pick up some queen called queen Adminpala. They were going back home when…

"Our thingy-ma-bob's broken!" Cried Noble-two

"So?" Asked Captain Panmaker.

They crashed on Pateenio, and when too haanta. There they went into a shop owned by some flying guy named Whatso.

Patmy went with them, but stayed in the store with a weird boy.

"My name is Panicken," said Panicken

"I'm Patmy," replied Patmy

"Are you an elephant?" Asked Panicken

"No, what made you think that?" replied Patmy

"Elephants are ugly creatures that live on a moon," Panicken told Patmy.

Then a harmless windstorm came, and Panicken told them to come to his house. There he showed his jodracer, and the robot he was building for his mummy. When he activated it, it was so annoying that he destroyed it.

Whatso gave them a ship, they kept on annoying him, and Panicken's mother wanted to stay, and get married to some guy.

G4J7, their droid, fixed the ship, then wrecked it just so he can build it again and become more of a hero. Then they saw him doing it, and locked him away. A droid army was going to attack Falboo, but decided not to when they thought it would be too much hard work, and they know they will lose, because they are the bad guys.

Soda said Panicken would be trained, but only if Pie-pond Pin dies. They accepted it, and then went to Falboo, and met a Hith.

"I am Park Saul, bow before me" Said Park Saul

"Just hurry up and kill me" Said Pie-pond

"I hate Panicken, and I like you, so lets just kill the boy, or give him to his mother" whined Noble-two

Park Saul trapped Noble-two, and kicked Pie-pond down a giant whole, but Pie-pond Pin came back up, alive. Dundunduuuuuuuuuuun.

"Who did that?" Asked Notlek

"Um…" replied everyone else.

Park Saul just stabbed Pie-pond with his might-save-ya, and that was the end of Pie-pond Pin

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cried Noble-two.

Noble-two just stabbed Park Saul with his might-save-ya, and then buried Pie-pond Pin.

Coming soon: tea party of the bones