Yeah...I cracked. Lol! I thought that I might as well give you all the first chapter, so you know what the story is going to be like ;-D Remember Ulquiorra doesn't like Orihime "yet" and Orihime just thinks Ulquiorra is hott, so don't go bagging on me ;-D

DISCLAIMER: I do Not own anything.

Chapter one: Trash

Orihime skipped happily down the street to school, humming an off key tune that didn't really make sense, but she stopped short, feeling like she was being watched Orihime looked around, seeing nothing out of the ordinary, she started walking again, out of the corner of her eye she swore she saw blue.

Shrugging it off, she continued to walk to school.

Ulquiorra watched the women with slight disdain, was this the Trash he is supposed to look after? With that final thought Ulquiorra continued to school himself.

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Orihime had just sat down at her desk, when Tatsuki walked over to her "Hi Orihime, how are you today?" Tatsuki asked. "Oh hehe I'm great, I had red bean paste and wasabe pancakes this morning!" Orihime replied nicely. Tatsuki paled, but smiled "Oh um that's good" The spiky haired girl said.

They discussed other things, making sure to not bring Sora up, who had died two weeks ago. Orihimme was still very sad over what had happened to him, but she didn't want to make her friends worry, so she acted like nothing happened. Inside, she was crying her heart out.

The teacher came in and everybody took their seats, "Hello class, we have a new student today and his name is Ulquiorra schiffer" The Teacher said happily. Orihime looked towards the door and saw a pale teen, with messy ebony hair, but the thing that Orihime noticed most, are the stunning Emerald green eyes.

Green met Grey and Orihime felt like the world had stopped.

Ulquiorra didn't feel anything besides slight disdain at the woman he was forced to look after, turning away from her he went to his seat, ignoring the teacher -who asked if he wanted to say something about himself- He soon realized that the only seat left was next to the Inoue girl.

Sitting down he looked at Inoue, who Smiled and waved. He wanted to roll his eyes.

The rest of the day went on boringly, that was until lunch came around.

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Ulquiorra sat underneath a lone tree, as far away from all trash in this school as he could get, eating a pear, Ulquiorra enjoyed the peace, or he was until the Inoue girl walked over to him...

Orihime saw Ulquiorra sitting by himself and she thought she could welcome him and give him some company, walking over to the tree he was sitting at, Orihime smiled.

"H-Hello, Ulquiorra!" Orihime started.

Ulquiorra stared at Orihime with an emotionless look.

"......"

"What do you want woman?" Ulquiorra asked when the silence stretched.

"O-oh uh I-I just t-thought since y-your new, you might want some company!" Orihime stuttered.

Ulquiorra thought that he might as well let her sit with him, he was supposed to look after her after all.

"Sit down and be quite women" Ulquiorra commanded.

Orihime's eyes widened but she did what she was told. On the grassy ground, Orihime started to eat her lunch -Which was fried banana with hot sauce-, she soon caught herself staring at Ulquiorra, he is quit handsome, she noted.

Ulquiorra felt the woman's eyes on his body, he turned his head to look at her. Ulquiorra was slightly amused when the woman yelped and turned away from him when his gaze found her own.

Ulquiorra took a bite of his pear, he had almost forgotten it, he noted.

Orihime started to relax a bit more when Ulquiorra started to eat his fruit, the girl looked at Ulquiorra again, she didn't look away when he gazed at her, she met his eyes with no hesitation.

Ulquiorra raised a eyebrow slightly, what a strange woman...

Orihime smiled and asked "So do you like the school?"

"It is adequate" Uquiorra replied simply, taking another bite of pear.

"Oh..." The girl said, looking down.

A silence fell upon the pair, not a bad silence though.

Ichigo Kurosaki, walked by the tree and stopped short when he saw Orihime sitting there with the weird new kid.

"Hehe hi Ichigo!" Orihime said while blushing and waving at the orange haired teen.

Ichigo gave Inoue a small smile "Hi inoue" He said before he continued walking.

Orihime continued to smile and wave as he walked away, when he was out of sight, she dropped her hand with a disappointed sigh.

"You like the Strawberry?" Orihime jumped when Ulquiorra's voice broke through her thoughts.

"W-What?! N-n-no!" Orihime stuttered and blushed.

"Then why is your face red woman?" Ulquiorra asked, his body took a lazy pose, but his eyes held the slightest bit of interest.

"N-no it isn't!" Orihime defended.

Ulquiorra just looked at her.

Orihime sighed in defeat "Okay, yes I like Ichigo, but he's dating Rukia Kuchiki.." Orihime said crest fallen.

Pitful Ulquiorra thought, but as he stared at her, something in his chest twinged and when he saw a single tear drop from her eye, he couldn't help but wipe it away with a gentle stroke.

Orihime looked up in surprise, but before she could say anything the bell rang and lunch was over.

Ulquiorra stood up and started walking to school, when he was about to pass Orihime he stopped for a second and said "Do not shed tears at something so absurd woman".

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School was over and Orihime was walking back home by herself -Tatsuki had a tournament after school- when she felt like she was being watched. Nervously Orihime looked around before walking faster.

Orihime started going through a small alley way, when a tall man with an eye patch, stepped in front of her, she bumped into the man "Egh! Sorry sir" Orihime said starting to pull away, but the man held on.

"Well well look at the melons on this one boys!" The man called out in a perverted manner.

Three more men went into the alley, all of them smirking.

Orihime kneed the man that was holding her in the groin and started running, but one of the men grabbed her hair, Orihime screamed, her fear getting the better of her, the man pulled her closer and grabbed her around the waist "Where do you think your going?" Her whispered in her ear before licking her cheek.

Orihime teared up and tried to elbow him, but he was prepared and held on to her. Panic set in and she struggled, flinging her self around, with a sadistic smile the man let go of her and she fell to the ground, she yelped at the pain of falling on asphalt.

The men laughed and advanced on her.

"What do you all think your doing?" A monotone voice broke through the spell.

Orihime watched as Ulquiorra walked lazily into the Alley way, shooting disgusted looks at the bags of trash littering the ground.

After the shock were off the leader spoke "Just having some fun with the girl here" he pointed to Orihime-Who was still on the ground nursing her hurt body-.

Ulquiorra narrowed his eyes "Disgusting" He said looking at top dog in his eyes full on. The Lead Man, met the challenge full on, glaring at Ulquiorra, but Ulquiorra kept his eyes level and calm "Don't even try 'Trash'" His eyes spoke.

The tall man finally backed down with hesitation, but the man that had licked Orihime's face spoke up "Your backing down Nnoitra?!" He had blue hair and was finely built. Nnoitra glared at the man "Fall back Grimmjow" Nnoitra commanded.

Grimmjow looked ready to argue, but backed down, sending glares to every body in the alley.

Ulquiorra walked lazily to Orihime and picked her up, she yelped and started to wiggle, but one look from Ulquiorra stopped her.

Ulquiorra started walking out of the alley way, but stopped before leaving "Touch her again Trash and you will be sorry" He warned in his trade mark monotone, before continuing to walk away.

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Luv-MT