*Ring, ring*
Natsu (Groggy): Hello?
Lucy (Uncertain): Hi, Um, Sting? Hey yeah… It's me.
Natsu: What? …Lady, who are you talking to?
Lucy: Oh, I'm so sorry! Did I get a wrong number? And don't call me lady! That's impolite!
Natsu: You must've gotten a wrong number. And you're the one who woke me up at three in the morning, so you shouldn't be talking about impolite.
Lucy…I'm really sorry. I must have misdialed.
Natsu: Yeah, or that Sting guy you were talking about gave you a wrong number. He's probably a jerk.
Lucy: How would you know?! You've never met him! He wouldn't do that!
Natsu: If you say so lady. If you don't mind, I've got a test tomorrow, so I'm gonna get some sleep.
Lucy: It's Lucy.
Natsu: What?
Lucy: My name. It's not lady, it's Lucy.
Natsu: That's nice Luigi. Goodnight.
Lucy: IT'S LUCY. Honestly, how did you forget so fast? And goodnight. Good luck on your test.
Natsu: Thanks. And I'm Natsu, by the way.
*Line disconnects*
*Six months later*
*Ring, Ring*
Natsu: Hello?
Lucy: *Muffled sobs are heard*
Natsu: Hello?! HELLO?! Who is this?! Are you okay?! Is something wrong?!
Lucy: Ye-e-es! *Blows nose* Everything is wrong! *More sobs*
Natsu: Lucy?! Are you okay? What's wrong?
Lucy: I d-don't w-w-want to t-talk about-t it!
Natsu: Then why did you call me you weirdo?
Lucy: I d-d-don't know! *Sob*
Natsu: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please calm down.
Lucy: I don't wanna!
Natsu: Lucy, what happened?
Lucy: Y-you w-w-were r-right! St-Sting was a j-j-jerk!
Natsu: What did he do?
Lucy: He cheated on m-me! *Muffled scream*
Natsu: Where is he?! I'll beat him up!
Lucy: *Hiccups* *Giggles* that's sweet of you, Natsu. But I don't even know where you are.
Natsu: So?
Lucy: Never mind. *Hiccups* so, how did your test go?
Natsu: It went great! I totally beat that frozen stripper!
Lucy (Confused): Frozen… Stripper…?
Natsu: Gray. I scored higher than he did!
Lucy (Quietly): That doesn't explain anything…
Natsu: Hey, Lucy. Why did you call me about this? Don't you have friends?
Lucy: Rude! Yes, I do have friends. They're already worried about me enough though…
Natsu: Isn't that what friends are for though?
Lucy: …I guess you're right.
Natsu: Yup! That's 'cause I'm awesome!
Lucy: How does he change moods so fast?
Natsu: Who are you talking to you weirdo?
Lucy: Don't call me a weirdo!
Natsu: Yeah, whatever.
*quiet*
Lucy:… Hey Natsu?
Natsu: Yeah, Lucy?
Lucy: We're friends now, right?
Natsu: I guess so.
Lucy: That's good. It was nice talking to you, Natsu.
Natsu: Back atcha Lucy. Goodnight.
Lucy: Goodnight Natsu.
