*Ring, ring*

Natsu (Groggy): Hello?

Lucy (Uncertain): Hi, Um, Sting? Hey yeah… It's me.

Natsu: What? …Lady, who are you talking to?

Lucy: Oh, I'm so sorry! Did I get a wrong number? And don't call me lady! That's impolite!

Natsu: You must've gotten a wrong number. And you're the one who woke me up at three in the morning, so you shouldn't be talking about impolite.

Lucy…I'm really sorry. I must have misdialed.

Natsu: Yeah, or that Sting guy you were talking about gave you a wrong number. He's probably a jerk.

Lucy: How would you know?! You've never met him! He wouldn't do that!

Natsu: If you say so lady. If you don't mind, I've got a test tomorrow, so I'm gonna get some sleep.

Lucy: It's Lucy.

Natsu: What?

Lucy: My name. It's not lady, it's Lucy.

Natsu: That's nice Luigi. Goodnight.

Lucy: IT'S LUCY. Honestly, how did you forget so fast? And goodnight. Good luck on your test.

Natsu: Thanks. And I'm Natsu, by the way.

*Line disconnects*

*Six months later*

*Ring, Ring*

Natsu: Hello?

Lucy: *Muffled sobs are heard*

Natsu: Hello?! HELLO?! Who is this?! Are you okay?! Is something wrong?!

Lucy: Ye-e-es! *Blows nose* Everything is wrong! *More sobs*

Natsu: Lucy?! Are you okay? What's wrong?

Lucy: I d-don't w-w-want to t-talk about-t it!

Natsu: Then why did you call me you weirdo?

Lucy: I d-d-don't know! *Sob*

Natsu: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please calm down.

Lucy: I don't wanna!

Natsu: Lucy, what happened?

Lucy: Y-you w-w-were r-right! St-Sting was a j-j-jerk!

Natsu: What did he do?

Lucy: He cheated on m-me! *Muffled scream*

Natsu: Where is he?! I'll beat him up!

Lucy: *Hiccups* *Giggles* that's sweet of you, Natsu. But I don't even know where you are.

Natsu: So?

Lucy: Never mind. *Hiccups* so, how did your test go?

Natsu: It went great! I totally beat that frozen stripper!

Lucy (Confused): Frozen… Stripper…?

Natsu: Gray. I scored higher than he did!

Lucy (Quietly): That doesn't explain anything…

Natsu: Hey, Lucy. Why did you call me about this? Don't you have friends?

Lucy: Rude! Yes, I do have friends. They're already worried about me enough though…

Natsu: Isn't that what friends are for though?

Lucy: …I guess you're right.

Natsu: Yup! That's 'cause I'm awesome!

Lucy: How does he change moods so fast?

Natsu: Who are you talking to you weirdo?

Lucy: Don't call me a weirdo!

Natsu: Yeah, whatever.

*quiet*

Lucy:… Hey Natsu?

Natsu: Yeah, Lucy?

Lucy: We're friends now, right?

Natsu: I guess so.

Lucy: That's good. It was nice talking to you, Natsu.

Natsu: Back atcha Lucy. Goodnight.

Lucy: Goodnight Natsu.