Wit: I just had to add another chapter.
Sesshomaru: Why?
Wit: I wanted to brag to the world about…
Sesshomaru: Oh Kami… -headdesk-
Wit: Me playing 'Eight Ways to Get Inuyasha Naked!' Best. Game. Ever. I gots a 557 on it!
Sesshomaru: And I was beyond disturbed to see you try to get my half-brother naked. Repeatedly.
Wit: At least I played the censored version, kukuku…
So the day began like any normal day… At least until Rin came running into my room, screaming like deranged maniac. "Sesshomaru!"
She jumped on my bed, landing on top of me. Okay, I'll admit it: I kinda liked this position, don't judge me. I'm a man, dammit! But back to the point. I cleared my throat slightly. "Uh, Rin?"
"Yeah?"
I looked down on the little situation. She did too. Rin's eyes widened and a red blush stained her cheeks. (Why am I paying attention to her cheeks? They are pretty cheeks. Oh Kami, what's wrong with me? !) "Oh!" she gasped as she got off me.
Rin still had that crazed smile on her face. I asked, "What're you so happy about?"
She started to squeal like a hyper fangirl. "Someone asked me out! Someone asked me out! I'm gonna go on a date with Kohaku!"
I didn't say anything. On the outside, I was blank, like a zombie (Rawr, Imma eat yo' brains. I would so be a zombie pimp.) But on the inside, I was screaming like a psychotic murderer! (So think of it as 'Rawr, Imma eat Kohaku's brains!)
Wait, how do I know what a psychotic murderer sounds like…?
"That's…" I struggled to find the perfect word. Terrible? Horrible? So bad I wanna kill Kohaku ten times over? "…Nice…"
Mental facepalm. Great job, Sess. I sure got a way with words.
Rin rolled her beautiful, chocolate brown—Wait, what the hell am I saying? ! Rin rolled her eyes, sweet and simple! "C'mon, aren't you happy! My very first date!"
"Uh, y—yeah," I choked out. Rin giggled. She got ready to leave the room, but I stopped her. "Rin," I began.
"Hn?"
Okay, I'm in love with you. Now dump that douchebag and stay with me! "When's your date?"
"Friday. Anything else?"
Yes, there's something else! C'mon, Sess! Just say it, but without the 'douchebag' part! It's three freaking words: I. Love. You! "G—good luck with it."
Dammit!
Rin just smiled. She quietly shut the door as she left. The second I knew she was out of earshot, I took a pillow, slammed it to my face, and started screaming my ass off. "AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!"
Inuyasha slammed the door open. "Yo, Sess. Quit screamin'. Gods, I think you shattered a fucking window…"
With the pillow still pressed onto my face, I said, "Shut up."
"Lemme guess: You got girl problems with Rin, right?"
"Shut. Up."
He laughed. "Aw, does poor Sesshy need a hug?"
"Touch me, and I will kill you."
Inuyasha laughed again. "Someone needs therapy. Hold on, I'll get Koga!"
Damn him.
"So," Koga began, fixing his imaginary glasses. "Looks like Sesshomaru has girl problems."
Inuyasha snickered at my 'girl problems.' I held up a fist at him. "Watch it, half-breed."
"Fine," he chuckled, amusement still clear on his face. I groaned. Why did I not kill him yet?
"Anyways," I started. "Exactly how are you two going to help me with Rin?" I pointed at Koga. "You hide from the only girl who likes you because she's practically stalking you." I then pointed at Inuyasha. "And you can't even decide which girl you love more."
"He has a point," Koga agreed. "'Side, why're you having such a hard time choosing between Kikyo and Kagome? They are twins, so they'll be equally hot."
Inuyasha whacked him. "Shut up."
Koga whacked him back. "You shut up, Dog-shit!"
"Oh, I'm the Dog-shit? !"
I watched the two whack each other until…
Ding dong!
"I'll get it," I said, standing up. You know, Diary—
Wait, did I just talk to you and call you Diary? Well fuck.
Anyways, I will forever regret opening the door. Why? Guess who I opened it to.
"Hey Fluffykinz. How's it goin'?"
…Shit. Dog shit, to be exact.
Wit: Um, yeah!
Sesshomaru: Must you make my thoughts so out of character?
Wit: Yush! -stupid grin- Oh, and my thirtennth birthday's coming up on January second. Woot!
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