A/N: Thanks for dem reviews ,folks! And, as per FlyingSolo365's instruction, I'm pairing Vash with Roderick. .Horror.

WARNING: Swearing (F-word and A-word once), grammar screw-ups, massive amounts of awesomeness.


"T-That wasn't intentional!"

"You ought to learn some lessons, you ex-country."

"But-" Vash pins Gilbert to a nearest wall and point his rifle barrel head-on with Gilbert's forehead.

"Decide to hurt her ONCE more, then I'll beat the crap out of you." Vash then goes to a barely awaken Lili, which fortunately got no bruises.

"Are you okay, Lili?"

"I'm fine, Bruder. No bruises and all, don't worry."

And on the Germans side, we have Gilbert, sitting down on a couch with Ludwig beside him, with a mark on his forehead from having Vash's rifle barrel pushed on his head, stronger than any bearhugs Ivan can apply.

"Bruder, what are you doing here, anyway? You're paired with that curly guy that says nothing but "potato bastard", right?"

"To give Vash this invitation." Ludwig gives Gilbert the invitation, which looks like the invitation Alfred gives to every nation representatives. Upon hearing that, Vash walks to Gilbert and snatches the invitation.

"You're invited to a costume party because you're AWESOME.

Place: Alfred's Residence.

Date: 23 February, 8PM-11PM

Partner: Roderich Edelstein"

"That bastard..." Vash muttered. On the invitation is a small stickypaper, sticked on the bottom right end of the invitation.

"To Vash

If you decide to not come to the party, I will send Francis to take your virginity away."

"They must be serious. " Ludwig, who has read the invitation, muttered.

Vash can only tremble in place and snapped his rifle in half when he thought about Francis raiding his house at night and decides to f*ck him on his *ss. And knowing Francis, Lili might get her virginity taken away.

"Vash, sorry to hear that. We got that note, too." Ludwig shows Vash the exact same note from his own invitation, followed by Gilbert.

Vash shudders.

"That unawesome hamburger eating nation MUST get bashed with a scotch bottle to his head."

"Bruder, what happened?"

"Lili, we're going. "

"Awesome! So you decide to unbind her from this un-awesome so-called neutral residence of yours, eh?"

"I"m doing this for her safety.". It was then that Vash founds a small P.S located on the bottom left of the invitation.

"P.S: You're not going to enter your overprotective brother mode, unless you want to lost your virginity, AND neutrality."

That day, Vash finds his newfound hatred of Francis and Alfred.


Spoiler for the next chapter(!)

"Now, shall I buy an awesome costume for you, my lady?"

"Eh?"

"Dont you dare do anything strange while you go off with Lili, ex-country."

"Naah, i won't do such an unawesome thing to her. You go take your rifle, back us up, and shoot any hamburger-eating person you see."

*sigh* "This will be a trip...an unfortunate one at that"

"Shut up, potato bastard."

"You're the one who SHOULD shut up, you unawesome b-"

*THONK*

"Now EVERYONE shut up before i hit you with my pan, and TAKE YOUR VITAL REGIONS."

"Veee~Isn't that sca-"

*THONK*

Utter silence ensues.


A/N: Sorry for the delay guys, stuffs happens (You, APB. You.) and writer's block got stuck on my head. I originally planned to not letting Vash join the party, so it's a bit hard to turn that thing on my mind.

Also for the note, i'm going to make Romano Deadpool-y, as in constant fourth wall breaking. Hate it? Deal with it.

Rate and review, folks. Or i'll send Francis to take your virginity.