A/N Hey Guys! Here is Episode 2 of Twilight Tales :D To me this is funnier than the previous one. So enjoy !

Love and chocolate strawberries xox stella


The wolf pack and the vampires are at the Rez have a bonfire night and playing truth or dare but things take a turn for the wrong.

Emmett: Ok, Jake, your go! Truth or dare?

Jacob: Uhh, dare?

Alice: I dare you to make out with Carlisle

Esme: HEY!

Carlisle: It's ok, I'll won't tongue him. I dunno about Jacob though...

Rosalie: I feel so sorry for Carlisle

Embry: Oh shut up, blondie!

Rosalie: Hmph! *tosses hair*

Edward and Bella: This is going to be bad

Jacob: Alright *cracks knuckles*

(Jacob walks over to where Calizzy is sitting and tongues him)

Carlisle: WTF WAS THAT?

Leah: Your poisoning my poor baby brother's innocent mind

Seth: (laughing his butt off) LAWL! DID YOU SEE CARLYWARLY'S FACE?

Quil: I KNOW! SOOO RETARDED!

Esme: (glaring at Jacob) I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!

Jacob: Oh no *backs away* RUN!

(Jacob runs off into the woods with Esme in hot pursuit)

Sam: Why me? I'll go sort them out then...

Paul: Good luck sammy!

Sam: *rolls eyes* Don't freaking call me that, Paul.

Paul: Whatever..

Jasper: Hey, puppy Paulie, your turn

Paul: Nice name for me... Ok

Jasper: Truth or dare?

Paul: Dare!

Edward: I dare you to wear only a girl's g-string and prance around the Rez like a ballerina

Paul: Grrr, fine...

Emily: I'll go get one!

(She comes back two minutes later with a pink barbie g-string)

Leah: EPIC FAIL!

Seth: *bursts with laughter* LOOOOOOL!

Jared: Let's torture Edward by thinking images of Paul in a g-string dry humping Bella.

Bella: What the f***?

(everyone except Edward, Paul and Bella thinks)

Edward: AH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

(Everyone laughs their heads off)

Paul: *sigh* Ok, I'll go and do that then.

(Paul strips down to his undies and goes behind a tree to put the g-string on and comes out two minutes later)

Seth and Quil and Embry and Jared: *frozen laughter* !

Leah and Emily: HOLY SHIT! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Jasper and Emmett and Carlisle and Alice: EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC LOL!

Edward: Why did I ever suggest that idea?

Rosalie: Eww! I'm not touching that!

Bella: Ok, I'm just gonna look away...

Edward: Well go ahead! Prance around the ENTIRE REZ!

Paul: Uhh, fine.

(Paul prances around point his toes like a ballerina going lalalalala)

Everyone: STOP PAUL! YOU'RE KILLING US WITH LAUGHTER

Paul: Good idea! *continues prancing around* Teletubbies! Teletubbies! Say hello! EEH-OH!

Everyone: !

Emmett: *finally breathes though he actually doesn't need to* Paul, you realised a taped all that?

Paul: *stops prancing around* WHAT?

Emmett: *laughs and then stops right away after seeing Paul expression* OH NO!

Paul: Arggh!

(Paul phases but unfortunately the g-string he is wear is super stretch)

Jared: Hey everybody! Paul's in wolf form still wearing a g-string!

Everybody:

Paul: Woof?

Emmett: ! Takes out his recorder and records Paul again

Paul: GRRRRRR! *pounces on Emmett*

Emmett: *throws recording camera at Rosalie* Rose! Catch

Rosalie: *catches camera* I'm so posting this on my Facebook!

Paul: *turns around and lunges for Rosalie* ARGH!

Rosalie: Uh oh... *her hair catches on fire from the bonfire as she tries to dodge Paul* AH! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!

Everyone: Oh no...

(Everybody goes to get water to put her hair so she won't go on tantrums about not "saving her beautiful hair")

And so we leave our favourite wolves and vamps trying to save Rosalie's hair who is screaming her vampire head off)


Well, I hope you enjoyed! Review pleasepleaseplease :D

Episode 2