Disclaimer: we take no responsibility for creating any of the anime, cartoon, video game, star wars or movie characters. the characters darkstar, blazer, sarge, kiva, and the guardians were created by myself and darkstarj13. slade matrix belongs to me, the dark emerald belongs to katielegends. there is some fowl language and some suggestive situations in this fic.

Chapter 2: Sells to Die For, The Brutal War Commences.

"In the nexus of time of space, at the base of the guardian's Draken entered a training type room, and saw a restored and healed Dark Emerald hitting a training post lightly, as this happened Faulks entered with disdain.

"I don't see why she's still here, she's not one of us, heck she's not even powerful." Draken sighed.

"She had doubts but now they are gone...." Faulks however shrugged.

"Ok boss man, what about the robo bitch and her stupid toys, she shouldn't even be outside the barrier..." Draken shrugged.

"Don't ask me why she's here, but as for those toys...they will prove to be most useful.." he said walking away, Faulks walked the other direction.

"Yeah right..." he muttered before thinking. "Those damn inners want to just rub in how superior they are to us, well I'll show them someday." he mentally growled.

Meanwhile in another dimension, high above the state of Colorado, specifically above the town of Willamette... "So this is the place, nice." said Sarge as they descended onto a mall.

"A shopping mall in the middle of no where, sounds kinda weird for a code to be here.." muttered Kiva before she smiled. "Then again I could use some new clothes." Sarge sweat dropped.

"We're not here to shop Kiva, keep that in mind..something doesn't feel right though I'm picking up strange energies." he said as they landed the craft on top of the mall and proceeded to get out of it, and then put it back into capsule form by pressing a button on it and put it away into a case. "I guess we best head on in now huh?" Slade nodded.

"Yeah." he said before hearing something nearby. "Uh does anyone else hear that? It sounds like moaning and groaning." Darkstar walked over to a gate that overlooked out to the malls parking lot.

"Uh guys...I think I see lots of Zombies down there..." Slade moaned and slowly took out his cassel and jackal guns. "Uh Slade...?" Slade groaned.

"Not again...are we in Racoon city or near the place?" Sarge shook his head.

"No were are not, were in another world Slade, this is Willamette Colorado." Slade shook his head.

"Still why are they zombies..." he walked inside as it he looked ready to snap.

"I'm nervous suddenly.." said Blazer.

"Your not alone, I know how strong those guns are..." said Kiva as they followed Slade inside, ironically enough after walking down a long hallway. they entered into a modestly built mall and found they were on the upper level, looking over a guardrail they saw several people moving things to the front doors to barricade them, an elder man saw and hailed them.

"Hey you young'ns's up there get down here and help us move stuff, get a move on already!" he yelled.

"Alright we're coming.." muttered Darkstar as they descended and began helping pile up things at the doors such as plants and benches. "There you happy now." he asked.

"Yeah, those zombies won't be getting in now..." however this did not last long as an old lady began moving some of the benches to get to her dog. "Is she crazy!" yelled someone but no one could stop her.

"Madonna I'm coming sweety!" she yelled, a poodle was seen outside the doors and Slade gripped his guns.

"Get ready for war, there coming in." he said solemnly before firing his guns off, completely blowing up the doors along with several zombies and he continued firing off as they entered.

"Slade stop it!" yelled Kiva concerned, but Slade didn't seem to hear them, his only concern was killing the undead hoards before them.

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU DIE!" He yelled whilst firing, eventually the others had enough and Darkstar and Blazer grabbed him by the arms while Sarge took out an RPG and they ran back up the stairs. "LET ME GO I MUST KILL THEM!" he yelled in anger.

"No can do." said Sarge blowing up the other set of stairs before reloading his weapon and upon reaching the top of the stairs turned and blew them up as well so the zombies couldn't follow them. "There now they can't get us...too bad for everyone else though.." he said glaring at Slade.

"What is it? I was going to kill them!?" he yelled while being dragged down the hallway and into the security room they had entered through before, as they entered Sarge grabbed a blowtorch and quickly welded the door shut.

"Look Mr. trigger happy we don't need you going insane ok." Slade sighed and put his guns away.

"Alright fine.." he said. "What now.." he muttered as the bracelet on his right arm glowed and from it popped Saya.

"Oh joy, it's Navi.." muttered Darkstar before being on the receiving end of a kick from her that almost knocked him down. "Why you little!?" Kiva held him back.

"Don't call me Navi, it's bad enough I had to rest for so long after fighting you, you drained nearly all my powers." she then looked around. "Where are we, and why do I feel death in the air?" she wondered.

"Ask Mr. trigger happy here." said Sarge pointing at Slade before examine an air duct nearby. "Well at least we've got a way to get back in there..." he said sighing, Blazer looked at him crazed.

"You wanna go back in there with the zombies? Not a smart move." Sarge shook his head.

"True but the code is somewhere in the mall and we gotta find it...even if we have to fight through those zombies and go from store to store.." he muttered, Kiva let Darkstar go.

"Alright then, let's head out then and go find it." he said, the others nodded and one by one, piled into the air duct and found themselves on another section of the roof. "How quaint." Darkstar looked out over through a nearby gate and saw zombies from all over the town coming into the parking lot, he then turned into a man with black hair with a chainsaw on his right arm and a shotgun in the other. "I guess it's time to do some shopping, S-mart style.." Kiva smacked him over the head.

"Will you stop acting like a retard, we got work to do..." she said seriously, although Darkstar saw signs of mischief written on her face as well.

"Kiva your not gonna go window shopping are you.." Kiva rubbed her head.

"Heh, that depends..." she muttered as she followed the others towards an elevator nearby, thankfully it was not zombie infested and the ride was smooth until the hit the bottom.

"First floor, guns, booze, and.." Kiva held up her mallet stopping Darkstar. "Hey I wasn't gonna say women.." she sighed and whapped him with a fan instead.

"Alright then, let's get going.." she said as they entered into a warehouse, there were no zombies about, at least until they came to the hallway door, were a zombie welding a hammer entered and slugged towards them, needless to say, Slade was not in the mood.

"It's killing time." he said going for his guns, but Sarge stopped him and blew the zombie apart with a twelve gauge shell.

"Do no use those here dude, what if you blow the code we need up?" Slade shook his head.

"Alright then, what am I supposed to do? Let them bite me?" Sarge sighed as more zombies started coming.

"Just don't go overboard, kill the zombies, but nothing else." Slade sighed.

"Ok, boss.." he said, Saya come we've got some killing to do." Saya sweat dropped.

"Wow there's a lot of zombies here aren't there." she said as Slade started firing energy blasts blowing up groups of them, behind them Blazer and Sarge headed upstairs and Sarge continued to head shot zombies to stop them.

"Sheesh, I didn't think there'd be this many I'm wasting bullets." said Sarge annoyed as he had to reload his shotgun, Blazer shrugged and proceeded to use his

Kumori-Nami attack on them, clearing out many, back on the ground level Kiva and Darkstar found themselves in-between a music store and a toy store, Darkstar immediately went into the toy store and began stocking up on cards.

"Oh man, come on Darkstar, not more playing..." Darkstar turned into a Cajun man wearing a brown coat. "...cards, oh crud he's gone into Gambit mode again." Darkstar turned.

"What up monamei?" he asked as the zombies entered. "Now as much as I'd love to play cards, I got a better idea Cher." he said picking up some Lego plush heads and began to place them on top of the zombies heads, and a while later, Blazer and Sarge ran by seeing this and sweat dropped.

"Judging by this...darkstar's been through here." said Sarge with a sigh.

"Indeed, by the way Sarge what world is this anyway?" Sarge shrugged.

"Dunno, the worlds Dead Rising was all the computer got, but it didn't make much sense to me." he said while proceeding to cap more zombies in the head, soon they met up with Slade and the others at the entrance to a movie theater. "Darkstar did you have to put the Lego heads on the zombies, and why are you dressed as Gambit again?" Darkstar chuckled.

"Not much monamei!" he said, causing them all to sigh, but then Blazer realized something.

"You know...there's no zombies coming out of the movie theater..." Slade however shook his head.

"I can feel...life coming from out of there though...so someone's inside." Sarge nodded and they headed in silently, the entrance area was as clear as a ghost.

"Alright nothing so far, now let's check the theaters, maybe something good is showing." said Blazer. Darkstar however sighed when he saw what they were showing.

"It seems their all showing zombie night by the looks of things." Kiva shook her head.

"And how do you know that?" Darkstar pointed at a tv above them that showed what they were playing. "Oh ok." Darkstar then looked over into the nearby gift shop and chuckled when he saw Megaman like accessories, but his attention as did everyone else turned and looked down the hallway where the theaters lied and doors began to open.

"I've got a bad feeling about this." said Saya, earning a whap from Darkstar.

"No one quotes Star wars but me, got that pixie stick!?" Saya fumed over him making him sweatdrop.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?" she yelled her sword at his throat.

"nothing..." he muttered as people wearing yellow raincoats and wearing green retarded goblin masks appeared into the hall, among them came an elder man wearing a priest garb welding an archaic sword took the front.

"Heathens, you dare defile this place with your non believing kind, you shall be cleansed and wiped from this earth!" he yelled, Sarge quickly deduced they were dealing with a cult.

"Uh guys..we might want to back off, this guy's just insane, and we're dealing with a cult." Darkstar however quickly grabbed a megaman gun off a rack and aimed it at the cultists.

"I've got things covered sarge, say hello to my little friend." he said before shooting out....toy padded balls that simply bounced off the cultists with ease, many knifes and packs of explosives began to make themselves known as Kiva sweat dropped.

"It's not working Darkstar!" Darkstar threw the gun at the leader hitting him hard and grinned.

"Don't worry I got another plan." he said as the cultists ran froward. "JUMANJI!" the cultists didn't stop. "Well that plans shot down run!" he yelled quickly and they all headed for the exit, Slade however grabbed a black scepter from his backpack that seemed to look like a cannon and upon clicking a button caused a giant red energy blast to come flying out of it, slamming into the cultists and there leader incinerating all of them whilst blowing up the movie theater in the process thanks to the explosives the cultists were carrying, Sarge shook his head as they managed to escape the blast and narrowed his eyes at Slade's weapon.

"That's a damn caster gun ain't it?!" Slade nodded and blew the smoke away from the front of it, smiling the devils grin.

"I really love the silence after this thing is fired." Darkstar laughed.

"Well best laid plans." Kiva glared at him.

"How was that best laid in anyway!?" she demanded.

"Because it involved a cane laser!" Slade whapped Darkstar over the head for saying that

"The correct term is spell gun, not cane laser!" he yelled as Sarge shook his head.

"Enough children, let's go outside and get some air cause the smoke from that explosion's getting to me." he said, but he soon regretted this when they saw the park was filled to the brim with zombies. "On second thought..the smoke's probably the best place to be right now." he said, Slade was annoyed more and proceeded to take a silver briefcase out of his backpack. "What is that?"

"That's not funny in this situation Slade!"yelled Blazer, however the briefcase quickly transformed into a machine gun and opened fire on several zombies. "So it turns into a gun...still there's too many." the contraption then turned into a tri barreled rocker launcher. "What the fuck?" Slade fired off rockets blowing up more of them.

"Interesting, a converting weapon." said Sarge interested, it then turned into a large barrel like laser that mowed down several zombies, making them sweatdrop. "Jesus, what else does it become?" he soon got his answer when Slade suddenly found himself sitting in a chair surrounded by a circular like line which had many rocket cannons attached to it, needless to say many zombies were soon destroyed and decimated by the following blast, once done, the contraption returned to normal and Slade held it up proudly.

"Behold, the literal briefcase of death." he said holding up the thing, Sarge drooled at it.

"Must have." Slade sighed and casually tossed it to him. "I can have it, really?" Slade nodded.

"As long as you build me a portal gun then we'll call it even." Sarge sighed.

"Alright I'll build you one." he said, Slade nodded.

Back at the guardian's base...

"So Roberta, assure me that these androids of yours will succeed in disposing of the young guns?" Draken asked, but Roberta mearly chuckled.

"I doubt it considering how much I had to modify the two I took from that one brats home world, it'll be amazing if they can last more than an hour." Draken glared at her.

"So their nothing but a big waste of time then, why build them!?" he growled, ready to attack, but Roberta quickly held a cannon to his face.

"Let me remind you that it was not my intention to come out past the barrier, Lord Geo commanded it and I suggest you back off because you and your lowly followers have no right to bare the title "guardian".; she then took up a remote and activated the androids. "If anything helping you stomp out these nuisances before they get through the barrier would be my goal here." Draken growled more, Roberta smiled.

"Why don't I show you something Interesting.." she said leading him into another room, as she did, Faulks walked by with an interested look on his face.

"She stood up to him without batting an eyelash, if their that powerful..then I'll have to go into the inner realm and obtain more power someday." he thought.

Back in the "Dead Rising" world.

"Saya look out!" yelled Kiva as a sickly and pale looking red wasp buzzed at the fairy, but Saya quickly cut it in half.

"No problem I've taken down worse.." she said, everyone sweat dropped when they noticed all the remaining zombies in the park suddenly convulsed and fell over dying.

"You just took down every zombie here.." said Blazer impressed, Sarge looked at the bugs remains and taking out his scanners ran a test on it.

"Weird, it seems the wasp had the same "infection" the zombies had and if it's destroyed then all zombies nearby are as well." Darkstar smiled.

"So if we see the bugs, we nuke em." Sarge nodded.

"Yeah, how about for the time being we split off and go into different sections of the mall to find the code, we'll reconvene at the food court, sound good?" Darkstar nodded.

"Sure why not, sounds like a plan, but who goes where?" Sarge thought for a moment.

"How about this, Slade you go back into the paradise plaza, Darkstar you head to the wonderland plaza, Blazer go back and see how the entrance plaza's down and Kiva you can go to the Al Fresca plaza." Everyone nodded as it sounded like a plan. "Remember to keep a lookout for the code bar, and don't go overboard..Kiva I'm looking at you." he said sighing, Kiva glared back.

"How come, you really think I'm going to steal stuff?" Sarge nodded.

"Yes..." Kiva stomped off.

"Ugh, men!" she yelled leaving angered, Darkstar sweat dropped.

"Well at least she didn't hit me this time." he muttered before heading for the wonderland plaza.

"Guess we should head out too Slade." said Blazer, knowing to get to the Entrance plaza he'd have to go back through the paradise plaza first.

"Alright, but this is getting insane." Blazer sighed.

"You know your really uptight around all these zombies, what's the problem?" Slade sighed.

"Let's just say I've had to deal with these things once before..and it was not a pretty sight." he said, Blazer nodded as they split up.

Paradise Plaza....

"Uh Slade, what are you going to do with that guitar?" Slade hooked up the device to some rather large speakers and began playing tunes on it, Saya had to cover her ears as the sound waves ripped through the air knocking out many wasps and killing several zombies as well. Watching above Roberta smirked interested at his strategy.

Entrance Plaza....

Not Surprisingly Blazer heard this. "What the hell, who knew he could play the guitar that well..." he was cut off when gunfire caught his attention. "the fuck?" he quickly hid behind a post and saw three snipers standing around the area they had first entered the mall. "Geez, why didn't Sarge come this way instead, he'd have a field day with these guys." he said taking up his zanpakto. "Alright Kurokikan, let's show em what we got!" he yelled before running up a nearby stopped escalator.

North Plaza....

"Man this area must've been under construction since it's barely finished.."he said capping zombies with his guns, whilst also shooting any wasps he saw, ducking around a corridor he came to a long hallway that lead to a gun store causing him to chuckle. "Man how ironic they'd isolate this place." but as he prepared to enter he witnessed a normal human get blasted out of the doors and inside saw a giant country man with a shotgun not looking to good. "This is gonna be painful." he thought as he prepared to enter the room, engaging his shields as he did so.

Wonderland Plaza....

"You've gotta be kidding me..." he muttered seeing the children's playground. "Sarge you are so gonna die for sending me here." he looked around. "Nothing but clothing and sport shops..." he then heard satanic laughter coming from above where an indoor roller coaster ride was station, being curious he decided to check it out only to come face to face with a chainsaw tossing clown.

"Stay away from there boy!" said the clown before the throwing the chainsaws at Darkstar who caught them and to the clown's dismay began juggling them.

"I used to be a clown too, though I gotta say..." he stopped tossing them and held them satanically. "Chainsaws are a bit deadly ain't they." the clown pulled out some knifes, making Darkstar chuckle. "Groovy." was he said as the clown threw them.

Al Fresca Plaza....

A cool breeze awaited Kiva when she entered the plaza, she smiled at some jewelry in a nearby shop while blowing up zombies with fireballs, but knew better than to steal. "Stupid Sarge...some of those would look really great on me." she said smiling, however a blast of energy caught her attention and she turned to see two men dressed in business suits wearing glasses, a large R adorned their collars. "Ok...who are you guys? Red Ribbon Army rejects?" however she wasn't paying attention to an incoming talisman that slammed into her back and caused her to wince in pain as a man wearing country like attire walked up.

"Those two are with me little miss, and I gotta say who would've thunk a piece of paper is all it took to take you down." he said smirking before taking out some rope, he quickly tied her up, as he did this a portal opened and from it stepped two oddly dressed knights, both wearing attire with dragon like designs on them, one red, the other blue.

"Ok, now that you've secured her we'll take it from here." said the red one in a deep voice. The country man nodded and allowed them to pick her up.

"Hey let me go!" she yelled, trying to get loose, however the talisman on her back was slowly weakening her. "No..." she muttered before falling unconscious, however this was felt as the knights carried her into the portal, the country man smirked.

"Ok boys it's time we head to our meeting place." he said, back in the paradise plaza, Slade stopped playing and dropped the guitar holding his head in pain, Saya was concerned.

"Slade is something wrong?" she asked.

"I just felt...Kiva's energy signature vanish..." a chuckling was heard. "Who's there?!" Roberta landed and turned before lunging at him, he dodged and drew his sword quickly slashing her with it, a cut opened up on her side revealing circuits and Roberta turned and grinned whilst holding her side.

"Not bad, I can tell Draken's gonna have some trouble with you if your this powerful." she said chuckling, Slade held his sword at her and glared.

"Who the hell are you lady!?" Roberta grinned.

"Name's Roberta, the guardian of metal..and one of the stronger more superior inner realm guardians." Slade's eyes widened upon hearing this..as did Blazers having returned from the entrance plaza.

"Say what, Inner Guardians!?" he demanded, Roberta laughed.

"Yes, eight of us who maintain order on the other side of that accursed barrier." Slade growled, Blazer sighed and shook his head.

"I can't believe this..we thought we were almost done with you and now you tell me there's eight bloody more?" Roberta nodded.

"By the way, you might want to go to the food court, some of my associates are there, waiting to give you what you seek." she said before leaving into a portal, Slade growled.

"I hate her." Blazer nodded.

"That makes two of us.." Slade then sighed.

"We better go the food court, cause I've got some bad news for everyone..." Blazer wondered what it was but seeing his expression decided to wait, Slade took out the earpiece and contacted Sarge with it...

Meanwhile back in the North Plaza..

"Oh come now...you want guns so bad, your willing to kill to get em?!" yelled the gun store owner, Sarge however shook his head as he saw the man fall into a group of zombies, at this time his earpiece came alive. "Sarge here, what's the problem...meet at the food court now? Ok if you say so." he said running past the zombies and heading towards the wonderland plaza where Darkstar watched at clown tripped and fell onto his chainsaws, blood spewing everywhere.

"Watch that first step..." he said with a disgusted look as the clown finally stopped move, Sarge ran up to him.

"Hey Darkstar we need to move to the food court, Slade says he found something out about there!" Darkstar nodded.

"Alright.." however upon arriving at the court with Slade and Blazer who came through the park, all of the exits became sealed with gates. "A trap!?" yelled Darkstar, Slade growled as three laughs were heard.

"Well what took you boys so long." said the country man. "Heck at least the girl was quick to be captured." Darkstar's eyes narrowed upon hearing this and realizing Kiva wasn't among them.

"YOU KIDNAPED KIVA!?" he yelled! the others stepped back.

"Big mistake, big mistake..." muttered Blazer, but then the two business men walked up behind him, Slade noticed the R's on their collars and shook his head.

"Team Rocket really did build those things, wow, just wow." the androids spoke.

"I am Goz!" said the first

"and I am Mez!" said the second before both spoke.

"And we are going to blow..." they clapped hands."you up!" Slade sweat dropped.

"THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!" yelled Sarge and Blazer in disgust, Goz and Mez fell down.

"Hey how dare..." Slade fired off an energy blast destroying Goz instantly, Mez was mad, but Blazer quickly lobbed off his head with his Zanpakto causing him to explode as well, the country android sweat dropped.

"Haven't you boys heard of pre fight monologs?" Slade blasted an arm off with one of his hand cannons.

"Haven't you ever heard of NOT breaking the 4th wall." Blazer tapped him on the shoulder.

"Slade we're not in your realm anymore...the 4th wall is free to leisurely break now." Slade shook his head.

"I still hate it." the country android held his arm.

"I was programmed to kill your ass's as per miss Roberta's orders and that's exactly what I plan to do, ya hear!" he yelled lunging at them, Sarge was confused, but Darkstar quickly turned into a giant stone man and kicked him in the balls. "AGH! MY BALLS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET KICKED THERE MY DOCTOR SAID SO!" Slade shook his head.

"You have no doctor, you were just built jackass!" Darkstar turned back to normal and dragged the android into a nearby room.

"LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE WE CAN YOUR DOCTOR ADVISED AGAINST!" he yelled angrily, the others sweat dropped as the sounds of smashing and pummeling was heard.

"YO DARKSTAR LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US!?" yelled Blazer, however Darkstar did not stop until a code came flying through the air towards them, Sarge took out a white like device known as the portal gun input the code into it and motioned for Slade and Blazer to get Darkstar and the two did so silently, Darkstar tried getting out of their grip, but Slade's was too strong as he cussed and swore enough verbal insults to put anyone to shame, as they walked through the portal they emerged into a grass like plain near a building and Sarge took up a remote and pressed and as the portal closed behind them the sound of an explosion was heard.

"Should I even ask..." muttered Blazer, knowing Sarge was like that. "So what world is this?" Sarge smiled a bit.

"The Call of Duty World, but I don't see or hear any signs of..." a stomping noise was heard... "Battle...." a large purple dragon like robot stomped towards them. "Ok...first androids now a robot?" Slade recognized it's design and shook his head.

"This brings back memories." he muttered before aiming at the crystal with his guns and he quickly blew it up. "Sure ain't like last time though." he said.

"You've fought one of these things before!?" demanded Sarge, Slade nodded however Darkstar..still enraged broke from Blazer's grasp and immediately started throwing many charged cards at the robot, slowly blowing parts of it off one part in particular flew at Sarge knocking him to the ground, and at that moment a beeping was heard before.

BOOM!

"AGH! MY ARM!!!!" yelled Sarge rolling around with a now blown off arm, Darkstar stopped his rampage, the remnants of the robot fell to pieces, he looked at Sarge, his eyes full of remorse.

"What have I done?!" he demanded, Blazer quickly took out a towel and wrapped it around Sarges arm as he slowly fell into unconsciousness.

"This isn't good." said Saya, Slade nodded as another code paper flew through the air and he caught it, taking up Sarges gun he loaded in the code and opened a portal.

"One injured, one KIDNAPED, this is not gonna be fun from this point.." said Slade as he watched Blazer and Darkstar carry Sarge through the portal, he and Saya followed after, as it closed, Faulks watched from nearby.

"I knew his anger would be his undoing, I know your weakness now Darkstar, and next time we meet...you die." he said before vanishing into another portal.

At the base of the Guardian's Draken shook his head as Roberta repaired herself. "So you let him slash you intentionally, really smart woman, plus your other toy did worse than the androids." Roberta giggled.

"Heh, think of it of us getting to know each other better, besides...I'm not going to have to deal with the boy, you are." Draken snarled. "And with your current level of power you stand no chance of beating him..." Draken snarled more and slammed the door to the room shut.

"We'll just see about that, after all I've got a hostage now...and if the boys don't play by my rules, they won't get her back." he said before laughing evilly.


Thanks go out to Darkstar for beta reading and helping this chapter along as well as Katielegends for helping as well, until next time, kudos.