I don't own DN, it belongs to Obata and Obha sensei
I just wrote the story, don't sue me.
Have fun reading.
WARNING: large amount of swearing, be careful I'm not at fault
" " - Watari speaking out loud
' ' - L speaking out loud
Italics-L thinking
* * - Either Watari thinking or time passing
* - Something important at bottom
Vacation, all I never wanted!
L sat on the couch staring annoyingly at the TV. Watari forbade him from watching any and all shows involving his field of work, including the news. To make his point Watari actually called the television company and had them remove said shows from their TV for the duration of L's vacation.
Oh, he hadn't mentioned he was on vacation. But of course he was, why else would he be trapped in a large cottage in the middle of nature, without anything involved with his job.
"God awful Watari. Always hounding me about my shit. 'Oh don't take this case it's too dangerous, don't eat that it's not healthy, you're around that age why aren't you looking for a wife, why don't you go out and have fun.
And of course thebiggest complaint of all time, " you're working too hard I insist you take a vacation for your health." Sure my health, bullcrap old man, you can't keep up. You're getting soft in your old age, you need to take breaks now.
I should make you admit it, I should replace you, I have the people I should-should...what?"
"L!"
' What is it Watari-san? '
"Are you feeling all right? You were staring at the off TV unblinkingly for a few minutes and I began to get worried. You wouldn't even answer when I asked you if you wanted Strawberry shortcake*."
L looked back at the TV, he never even noticed that he had turned the television off, he didn't even notice the shortcake comment, dear God what was wrong with him? He turned back towards Watari who was giving him that look*, ya know the one your mom gave you when she thought you were sick or unwell- but if you looked real close you could also see slight disappointment in her eyes. L hated that look.
' Yes I would like some cake, thank you Watari. '
L turned back towards the TV, slowly tightening his grip on the remote control in his right hand. Watari didn't notice, he just gave a relieved happy smile adn went to fetch the cake. L's temper was rising more and more each second. He hated vacations, he hated not being able to watch tv, and he hated that look that Watari gave him.
That bastard! Who the hell does he think he is, looking at me like I'm some retarded brat just come from school with an F pinned to my shirt. What the fuck is up with him getting all motherly on worried and crap, like he cares...well I admit he kinda does. But he's treating me like a prisoner.
Taking me away from civilization, no tv, no news, no games, limited computer time. What am I, a friggin' 16 year ol' boy who can't keep it in his pants? Seriously! I'm surprised he even kept the phone running. God he's acting like a- like a...
OH MY GOD! H-he's, he's acting like a serial killer. He's gonna try to kill me. Why didn't I realize this earlier. Well how could I, he took me in, he taught me, he took care of me, he was like a father all my life and... well now. But -Gasp-, but of course it was the perfect crime.
No one would ever suspect such a kindly* old man such as him to do this to his own prodigy*, well I know they would , and that they would make him a prime suspect,-not like the retards in the movies who don't know crap-, but he taught me.. he'd probably cover it all up in record time!
Holy crap, I -it's- wait... wait wait wait wait wait what the hell am I doing?* I'm becoming so goddamn paranoid*. Jesus, man it's Watari. He's never hurt me, he couldn't I'd kick his ass in 2 seconds. Maybe I have been working too much. Ya know this vacation could do me some good, I just need to calm down. How could I ever suspect Watari of ever hurting me in any way.
As L was beginning to calm his thoughts, Watari yelled some information from the kitchen to him.
"L, Light just called, he was having some problems with Misa, and he wanted to visit. But knowing you two are close friends and that you seemed to be having a hard time relaxing on your vacation I invited him to stay for a while. He'll be up in a little while! "
Fuck!*
1*. There are 2 things for this one. 1; L turned the TV off while he was in thought since his subconscious couldn't take any more boring TV. 2; He was so deep in thought he didn't heard the words "Strawberry Shortcake", seriously that is some deep though if L can't respond to the word cake...also I have no idea what kind of cake he ate in the anime or movie so, don't be mad if this is the wrong type.
2*. The look Watari was giving him, I have gotten that look before, like twice from my mom (no surprise), but I still don't know why there was a slight amount of disappointment in it. That still makes me sad, which makes me mad, which makes me kill stuff in my videogames...it's therapeutic.
3*. When I was writing that Watari was a kindly old man, I accidentally misspelled and wrote kinky, I laughed so F***ing much!
4*. After the 5 or so "wait's", L realized what he was accusing Watari of, and he realized it was so never gonna happen, it was a very 'face-palm' moment.
5*. Slight comment towards L's thought pattern, "isn't he always paranoid, or...is that just me"?
6*. When L yelled the f- word at the end, I just saw him yelling that in his mind while he gripped the remote threw it down watched it hit and bounce off the coffee table and smack the TV in the center of the screen. It didn't break but gave L a teenagers look of "o-shit, I didn't do it *shifty-eyes*". And it probably caused Watari to run from the kitchen in worry, LOL.
So this is probably shorter than the first chapter, I think, I want to thank the person which reviewed this. I'm sorry I couldn't reply directly my fanfiction has been on the fritz. I hope you like the next chapter.
Ps. the chapter title is a parody of an old 80's song (I think), I wasn't planning on it, it just happened.
PPs. I wanted to say protégé but the crappy place wouldn't accept the spelling so I changed it to prodigy.
