IF:Uhhhh... I'm so sorry I wanted to upload this last week but...school started

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Szayel: Bleach does not belong to this Author and never will...

IF: TT I wish it did

Ulquiorra: XD

IF & Szayel: 0-0;


Everyone in the room gasped. Except Tousen who couldn't see and kept asking everyone what was wrong.

Ulquiorra's smile was creepy and seemed unnatural on his face.

Grimmjow was the first one to speak since he sat right across Ulquiorra and the smile was affecting him the most.

"Ulq- Ulquiorra are you like…okay?"

Ulquiorra's smile suddenly grew and Grimmjow swore he could see every one of the 4th Espada's teeth.

"Why thank you for asking I'm super Okay!" Ulquiorra said standing up and waving his hands around like a crazy drug effected fan girl "I feel soo happyeeeee!" On the last note he jumped onto the table and did a twirl. "I will spread my Love and happiness all over Las Notches! " Then using Sonido (Hollow flash step) he dashed out of the room. All that the rest could hear were mad giggles coming from the open door down the hallway.

As soon as he was gone and the mad giggles couldn't be heard Stark walked over to Ulquiorra's abandoned tea cup and examined it "There seems to be something weird in his tea" he then turned the cup so everyone could see the un-dissolved left over tablets. Everyone turned to glare at Szayel (except Tousen) knowing that only he would stoop so low as to put tablets in tea. Szayel could almost feel himself melting in his seat.

"Szayel what did you do to my precious spy/ death bringer/ entertainment system…" Aizen spoke with a strained fatherly tone.

"Eheh he… I might have put my sleeping pills in his tea…"

"And if they are sleeping pills why is he acting this way"

"I like happy dreams" Szayel sweat dropped "So I put some antidepressants in the pills"

Everyone else in the room (even Tousen) sweat dropped too.

"What! You think after all the crap I do I'll have peaceful dreams?!"

"When will the effect wear out?"

"…about 3 days"

Aizen's eye twitched. He couldn't deal with a crazy Ulquiorra for three days. It would bring too much stress. Besides he needed him for a mission.

"If Ulquiorra is restrained can you neutralize the effects?"

"I- I'll try…I need to work on an antidote then…" Szayel stuttered

Aizen was now getting a headache "Fine go. But if you can't make it until Ulquiorra is restrained there will be severe consequences…Grimmjow, Yami, Nnoitra go retrieve Ulquiorra before he does something stupid"

A loud bang could be heard from another side of Las Notches.

"Please hurry!"


IF: Lol! Things are starting to warm up! There will be more Ulquiorra next chappie and he meets a sertain Pet-sama

Next chapter will also be longer.. I hope

Szayel: WTF was that explosion anyway