Last time…
Considering it was a sudden attack on my part he wasn't able to dodge it so it hit him smack dab in the middle of his forehead. I shouted in triumph as he fell down and ran to fetch my awesome-frying-pan-of-doom just incase there were others.
While I was picking up said awesome-frying-pan-of-doom, I looked down at my victim and saw…
Now…
Blonde hair. Long and perfect blonde hair.
"Is it possible to have hair that blonde? Damn she's lucky." I thought to my self
The person started to groan 'Uh oh!'
So since it was already established that I'm not all that bright I took the pan and slammed once again against the persons head. Very stupid. They person cried out in a very low voice.
'I never knew girls had THAT low of a voice! Wait a minute that's not a girl that's a…'
"GUY!!!!"I yelled in fright who would have thought the first person I ran into was a cross dresser (sort of).
The guy I hit began moving again so I slowly backed preparing to run for my life. Well this guy seemed like a pretty fast healer because before I could even place my foot down and begin to sprint away, I met a new friend, the tip of the guy's arrow.
"Hehe sorry about hitting your head. I hope you get well soon and I'll send a card. Now If you don't mind I've got to go find my family. Oh and you could really use an ice pack." I said while pointing at the ever growing bump forming in the middle of his forehead.
"sjgroireigh ghgkhgoihg gfhgfk" said the man(a.n. I don't know elvish!!!!)
"Um sorry I didn't understand you could you speak in English please?"
"sdajlhsafhj sjkdafhjfadh jhfhuifj" Said the man again while pulling the arrow farther back toward him and aiming for my head.
"I DON"T UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!" I screamed in fright when he looked like he was going to shoot.
Soon another two shorter men then the guy I hit, jumped out from between the trees. And I began to feel unnaturally short.
"State your name and race!" One of the men said
"Oh finally someone who speaks English! Thank you for saving me. My names Laura and I think it's kind of obvious that I'm human just like everyone else." I said somewhat relieved and confused at the same time. There was just to much going on.
"I didn't save you man-child. Where do you hail from?" he forcefully asked
"Huh? Where do I hail from jeez where am I some weird Renaissance festival. No one talks like that anymore." I said slightly confused as to was they started whispering about, until I noticed their ears.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! YOUR ELVES!!!!" I screamed in excitement which soon turned to fear.
"Oh god your elves that doesn't make sense elves only exist in fairy tales. Is this some kind of joke?!" I yelled in anger and fear. That didn't seem to go off with them that well 'cause they soon all pulled out knives seeming to prepare for a fight.
"Orophin take her back to Lórien and we'll take her to Galadriel for questioning" said the tallest of the three
'Did he just say Orophin and Galadriel. Those are character from that book, what was it called , Lord of the flies? No rings Yeah rings, Lord of the rings. Holy shit I'm in middle earth!' through out the time I took me to figure that out Orophin had already tied my hand behind my back.
"Holy shit your Haldir aren't…you….."I said to the tallest of the men and then fell in to a dead faint as I saw him nod. This was so not cool.
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