Okay... I'm here, looking for my name in all three lists. Obelisk Freshmen include...
Yuki Nagato, Taka Kaiba, Ryoko Asakura, Ryunosuke Bakura... the list goes on and on...
Okay, Ra Yellow...
Haruhi Suzumiya (Huh... she must be good), Taniguchi, Kunikida, Keiko Tsuruya, Chu Ruya (Huh, that rhymes with Tsuruya), Itsuki Koizumi... again, goes on and on...
Finally, Slifer Red (God, I hope I don't end up there.)
Mikuru Asahina, Jake Wheeler, Nagaru Tachiwa, Kazuki Takahashi, Kyon.
What. The. Hell.
I'm. A. (EFF)ing. Slifer.
The universe just flipped me off. Dammit.
LATER, AFTER A CEREMONY THAT HAS NOTHING OF PLOTLINE VALUE WHATSOEVER...
So... this is my current situation.
1. I'm a Slifer Red, and thus disrespected by everyone.
2. I'm stuck in the same room as a Brooklyn-accented spaz by the name of Jake Wheeler.
3. Every class, my seat is in front of a certain, brown-haired Ra Yellow girl. You can pretty much guess the one.
"So Kyon," she said, "What do you really think about the whole thing?"
I raised my head up and sighed, "What whole thing?"
"About me being crazy. I know the rumors being tossed around about me, and it doesn't surprise me one bit."
I had to admit, she had a certain kind of charm about her.
I mentally slapped myself, get a hold of yourself, man!
"Well..." I paused, "All great people in history were different from the norm, Albert Einstien, Da Vinci, Steven Hawking. They all revolutionized the world in thier own way because they were 'strange'. However, they also had something else, they were geniuses. Normal High school kids like us should just worry about trying to pass and get through our lives." I turned my body slightly to look at Haruhi again, and her smirk had disappeared. She was now glaring out the nearby window. What did I do to piss her off?
SIGH.
Well, I'd better start ignoring her.
...Was something tugging the back of my shirt.
Something was DEFINITELY tugging my collar.
AUGH!!
That something hit my head on Haruhi's desk. Recovering, I turned and narrowed my eyes. It seemed to have no effect, "That's it!"
"What's it?"
"If Duel Monster spirits won't come to me, then I'll go looking for them!"
I blushed when I realized the whole class was staring. Before I hadn't cared much, but now it was just plain embarrasing. "Suzumiya-san, maybe you should calm down a little."
"No!" she shouted, "It's so simple I can't believe I didn't realize it before." She loomed over me, "Come with me, Kyon!"
"Wha..."
Before I had realized what was happening, I felt a gust of air rush through my hair, and Haruhi was running out of the classroom with me in tow.
"STOP! ARE YOU MAD!? CLASS DIDN'T EVEN END YET!"
It appeared that she did not hear me, or was just plain ignoring me. A huge grin was plastered on her face as she dashed me through the halls to God knows where.
The fact that I had ended up with this troublesome girl was more than enough for me to handle. Whatever deity that lived in the sky must have suddenly decided, 'Hey, that dude looks like he has a boring life, let's spice it up a little.'
I LIKED my boring life thank you very much, and I wanted it back.
These inner monologues of mine really need to stop, I have a seriously bad habit of talking to myself.
I opened my mouth to shout another complaint, but it appeared stopped. "Okay," she said, still with that goofy grin.
I looked at my surroundings, it appeared we had stopped in the stairwell, "And where are we exactly?" I asked.
"This is where I go to think."
"The stairwell?"
"That's beside the point. I'm going to make a club!"
"A club?"
"Yeah, and it'll be dedicated to finding the answers I need, which, as stated before, included things like aliens, espers, and time travelers. We need to get a clubroom."
A small protest rose in my throat. We? Since when had this involved the word we? Last time I checked I wasn't about to take part in the crazy schemes going through this girl's head, yet here I was...
In the stairwell...
"Fine," I said, "I'll help... "
