A/n: I originally had this as an oneshot with much fluff and random humor but reader's heres chapter two! I never actually had a plot for this but this one'll just wrap up what chapter one started.

I'd like to thank SpencerReidFan89 for the plot idea for this chapter,
Also thanks to anyone who actually wanted another chapter lol

So all ramblings aside, here goes nothing

Disclaimer: none of this is MINE. It's all stephypoo's XD

Edward's POV

I stopped dead in my tracks. The phrase "cold feet" flashed through my head. Ridiculous puns.

I was surrounded by a symphony of shiny plastic wrappers and neon cardboard boxes. How on Earth did Bella do this every month?

I paused and examined each box carefully…

Maxi Pads? Super Maxi Pads? Ultra thin? Super absorbency? Gentle Glide?

I gazed hopelessly among the impossible selection and felt a slight panic settling in. Picking up one of the packages, three large letters blared out:

TSS: TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME

Each dire warning increased the mindless anxiety I felt, a possibly fatal illness caused by tampons? Did Bella never see this?! Does she not know her very life is in DANGER every time she uses one of these...death traps? What did they say in med school about these things, DAMN IT I never paid attention for that--

"Scuse me, can I help yoo."

An obnoxiously bored voice interrupted my silent panic attack. Looking up, I saw an orange skinned girl snapping her gum and suddenly gaping at me in shock.

Obnoxious and Bored Store Employee POV

What is this boy doin in the tampon section? He buyin fo his momma or somthin?

"Scuse me, can I help yoo."

The creep looked up, and DAMN what an eyeful. Pale, but my god whatever he needs I'll give it to him! Goddamn.

Edwards POV

"Yes ah I'm buying tampons for my girlfriend, but I can't decide which one she'd need."

"She heavy?"

I frowned, trying to think back to this morning. How much blood did I smell?

"I suppose normal."

"Oh you're such a sweethawt, get 'er this, should last her for a while. Wish my boy was as sweet as you."

I breathed out in relief, "Thank you ma'am."

As she shuffled away I felt someone watching me, and giggling too.

"Alice," I snarled "why are you here."

Eternally graceful, I glared at her as she twirled into the aisle.

"Oh sweethawt, I didn't know it was your time of month. You should've told me, Rosalie has a pack."

"Why, on earth would Rosalie have tampons? She doesn't bleed."

Alice shrugged, "She thought they were cute."

I sighed, typical Rose.

"Did I buy the right thing?"

She turned and tossed a slim package into my hands, "Bella will like these better."

"Alice, why did you let me suffer through all this when you knew exactly what Bella needed all along?"

"Oh if only you knew just how entertaining that was, I'm sure you'd understand."

"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating. And stop sticking your tongue out at me, it's horribly childish."

A sudden crash spun me around as I saw Emmett laughing uproariously among a pile of maxi pads.

Oh this just gets better and better.

"Emmett" I growled.

"AHHAHAAAHA EDWARD AHAHA I DIDN'T REALIZE AHAHAHHA IT WAS YOUR TIME OF MONTH AHAHAH ALREADY AHAHAH."

"SHUT UP SAY IT ANY LOUDER AND I'LL TEAR APART YOUR STUPID JEEP I SWEAR I'LL hello Rose I SWEAR I'LL…wait a minute. ROSALIE WHY ARE YOU HERE WHAT IS THIS A PARTY?"

I fumed and ranted as a small crowd of onlookers crowded around our little rendezvous, what the hell happened to a little privacy these days?!

Then an all too familiar voice cut through my tirade,

"Hey that's Edward Cullen!"

I pinched the bridge of my nose in resignation.

"Hello Mike."

A ridiculous grin broke out over his face.

Hah, what a girl, why's he holding a bunch of tampons? WAIT TIL JESSICA HEARS THIS oh wow this is so weird man.

I hate being able to read minds.

Slowly I walked away, away from the crowd of curious spectators and away from my obnoxious family. As I paid for the package –with much snickering from Tyler- I pondered how many more of these insane human needs Bella would have.

"Bella my love," I sighed, slipping into the car "we really need to change you sometime soon."

a/n -again-: I had a hard time finishing this chapter so sorry about the crappy ending lol.