Disclaimer: I do not own Sega or Sonic Team. I do however own the chao in this fanfic (they live on my Memory Cards), Marie the hedgecat, Umber the hedgehog, and Esplouge. And Princess lady Subaru still owns Subaru the phoenucat. And Kai is from a show that I can not currently remember the title of.

Special note: Originally, instead of Esplouge, I had a different character in here named Meccha. I decided to change it because Meccha has been completely redesigned since I first posted this and it seemed kind of weird to have him in here now, considering the redesign. So instead, enjoy a toned down version of my incredibly homicidal character Esplouge!

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Chapter two: Chao Chaos: Part One

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Everyone except for Subaru had gone to the neutral chao garden to raise chao for no real reason other than the fact that I like chao. Subaru had to leave so she could go stalk Kai...

"Hey, let's get chao!" Marie exclaimed hyperly. "I want a chao!" Marie then raced around the chao garden hyperly. "Chao!"

Everyone stared at their psychopathic friend. "Okay Tikal, now she's hyper," Tails explained.

"I can... see that..." Tikal agreed in terror of the hyper hedgecat. Tikal then backed away from Marie.

"Aww... Having a chao sounds fun!" Amy stated. "We can name them, love them, teach them stuff..."

"Teach them stuff?" Shadow asked, his interest suddenly caught. "Teach them..."

Shadow's mind was racing with the stuff that you could teach chao. Running fast, teleporting, playing tricks... forming a chao gang... Shadow smirked at the thought and laughed silently to himself. Upon seeing this, everyone but Marie backed away. Marie had just found a large group of chao eggs that were just waiting to be hatched and loved. Because chao eggs totally appear in random clusters like that.

"Eggs!" Marie yelled to everyone else. When everyone stared, Marie added, "I found chao eggs!"

Everyone ran up at one time and shoved Marie out of the way. They all hatched their own eggs and had new little chao to raise.

Tails' chao was brown. Tails named his chao Conan, after Conan from Detective Conan/Case Closed.

Shadow's chao was black. Shadow named his chao Raze, because the word "raze" is cool.

Knuckles' chao was gray. Knuckles named his chao Altar, after the altar (aka shrine) for the master emerald. He is totally not obsessed.

Sonic's chao was blue (big surprise...). Sonic named his chao Chaeic. Chaeic is a mix of chaos emerald and Sonic. See? Cha(os) e(merald) (Son)ic.

Amy's chao was light purple. She named her chao Amia. Again, Am(y) (Mar)ia.

Tikal's chao was shiny and brown. Tikal named her chao Maya. Don't ask why if you don't have a guess. It should be obvious anyway.

Lastly (I bet you couldn't wait for this) Marie got a translucent (aka transparent) chao. Marie named her see-through chao Waves because you can sort of see through the chao and you can sort of see through water.

"Oh Raze, how much I can teach you..." Shadow muttered to his chao. "Do you see that blue chao?" Raze then nodded to confirm that he saw Chaeic. "That chao is your enemy, as Sonic is mine. When your speed and power raise, you'll beat him up, okay?" Raze then nodded again.

Knuckles and Altar then walked up to Shadow and Raze. "Shadow, Altar wants to hang out with Raze." Knuckles explained. "I think Altar wants to be Raze's friend or something."

Altar and Raze stared at each other for a few moments. "You wanna be in my gang?" Raze asked. Altar nodded and they both smirked, glaring at Chaeic.

Raze was suddenly glomped by Amia. "I love the world!" Amia exclaimed. "Share the love Altar!" Amia then ran after Altar (who was running away screaming) and glomped him. "Share the love!"

Amy walked up to the now horrified Shadow and Knuckles."Hi guys!" Amy greeted. "Amia is so sweet, isn't she? Look at how cute she is, glomping Waves and Chaeic at the same time! Isn't she the cutest?" Amy then realised that she was squeeze hugging Shadow and Knuckles so hard that they couldn't breathe. "Oops... Sorry!" Amy then let go.

"Amy, your stupid chao is glomping Chaeic!" Sonic yelled. "Get it off!"

"First off, she's a she, not an it!" Marie started. "Second off, chao are not stupid! And third off...! Can you get her to release Waves, please?"

"Uhm... She's only hugging Chaeic and an armful of air," Sonic said having trouble seeing the transparent chao.

"Sonic, her chao is translucent, he's see through!" Amy explained as she walked up to them. "Don't you see that shiny blob right there?"

"Oh!" Sonic realized. "That explains the extra floaty ball! And the extra eyes, and the extra wings..."

"Sonic, we get it!" Marie exclaimed.

Amia released Chaeic and Waves. "I'm sorry for crushing your wind pipes" Amia apologized. "I just wanted you to share the love!"

Waves and Chaeic ran behind Marie and Sonic and hid behind their legs.

"I will start with domination of these gardens..." Maya started. "Then I will move on to the world!"

Tikal had climbed up a tree to escape from Maya. "I'm scared," Tikal thought. "This chao is demonic..."

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Meanwhile, with Chaos...

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"Maybe if I sit here long enough, I won't have to go look for the master emerald..." Chaos muttered to himself as a random commercial about cheese came on the TV.

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Meanwhile, with the chao...

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A few of the chao were on a search for Eggman and the master emerald. They all had little backpacks with random stuff.

A golden Sonic chao had packed speed boots in his red backpack. His name, Goldee, was written on the side of his backpack.

A chao that was part lion had packed floatation devices for the chao who couldn't swim. His backpack was sky blue and had his name, Leo, written on the back.

A NiGHTS chao had packed mushrooms in her adorable dark purple backpack. Her name, Luna, was written towards the top.

A green-gray Shadow chao had a black and silver backpack that concealed anti gravity boots. Sting, his name, was written in red towards the top of his backpack.

A red chao had packed speed boots in his ocean blue backpack. His name, Saphie, was written towards the bottom.

Snow (the white koala chao from earlier, in chapter one) packed chao fruit in her silvery white backpack with her name written on the side.

Lastly (I bet you're exited that this list is over) a baby chao packed boxing gloves to beat up Eggman with in her white backpack. Her name, Ashiki, was written on the back. No, her name has no real meaning. I was feeling quite random when I named her that.

All of them were walking around in Station Square. "Did anybody bring the map?" Goldee asked.

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Back to the main plot...

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"Hey, maybe we should bring our chao to the kindergarden so they can learn," Tails suggested.

"That's a great idea!" Amy agreed.

"Yeah!" Tikal agreed cheerfully, while thinking, "If it'll get this demon away from me..."

"Raze wants to be a rebel!" Shadow objected. Everyone looked to Raze and Altar. Both of them had black leather jackets with the words 'Chao Gang' written in red letters on the back. Because black and red together is so totally badass.

"Okay then..." Sonic muttered quietly.

"Aww... They're so cute!" Marie squealed fangirl style.

"Raze, Altar... Share the love!" Amia squealed loudly as she glomped Raze and Altar.

"Get it off me!" Altar screamed. "Get it off!"

"I... can't... breathe..." Raze gasped." Get...off of us... purple demon..."

"Hey, if there's going to be a demon in here, it's going to be me!" Maya exclaimed. Everyone stared at her as though she was a psycopath. "I mean... I like cherry pie and icecream!"

"Anyway, it's setteled, let's take them to learn!" Sonic declared.

And so they took their chao (even the rebellious Raze, Altar, and Maya) to the classroom.

All of the chao were seated, ready to learn. When they saw the teacher, they all freaked. It was none other than...

"Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to... insert word appropriate to situation here... teach you!" the robotic menace greeted. He was reading off of a messily written script. "It's time to learn how to annoy everyone around you!"

"Amia will be good at this..." Raze muttered to his gang.

"Dude, Amia should teach this," Altar commented quietly.

Maya sat tensely in her seat, her left eye twitching. "Must... destroy... Omochao..." she thought. "Must... not have... witnesses..."

Amia raised her hand. "Uhm... Mister Omochao? Is Maya alright?" Amia asked.

"Did you know that Pumpkin Hill has pumpkins?" Omochao asked stupidly. "Isn't that amazing?"

"Oh yeah..." Conan agreed sarcastically. "I thought that Pumpkin Hill would have deranged ninja monkeys. Thank you ever so much for enlightening us on this most important fact."

"I thought Pumpkin Hill would have ninja monkeys, too!" Omochao agreed, not recognizing sarcasm. "You get an S!"

"Omo-genius, an S isn't a school related grade," Conan explained. "An A+ is the S rank equivalent."

Omochao's brain started to short circuit from hearing actual facts.

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Later...

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"Is the coast clear?" Altar asked. They had all tied up the robotic annoyance and were attempting to throw him into a river.

A brownish red fox suddenly approached them. "Hey, you little creatures shouldn't be playing with this garbage by this river," he scolded, sounding as though he honestly didn't care. A Chaos Spear-esque projectile suddenly shot from his arm, destroying the robot menace from the depths of Hades.

"Mister fox, you're my new best friend!" Maya declared as she hugged the fox's legs. "You're the coolest!"

"Oh great, now I'm stuck babysitting all of you," the fox sighed to himself. "Just perfect..."

He then realised that Amia was riding on one of his tails, Conan was holding on to his left leg, Chaeic was holding on to his right leg, Waves was hanging on his left arm, Altar was hanging on his right arm, Raze was hanging on his neck, and Maya was sitting on top of his head, swishing his bangs playfully.

"Why is my life so screwed up?" the fox asked himself. "Why?"

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With the adventuring chao...

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Everyone had just gotten back to Station Square after leaving to get a map.

"Okay, about the map... Where do we go?" Sting asked. He was running around in his anti gravity shoes. "Whee!"

"Sting, calm down!" Luna yelled.

"I think my shoes are busted," Sting explained. "I can't control my shoes! I'm gonna crash! Watch out!"

Saphie and Goldee put on their speed boots and ran after their out of control friend.

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Behind the scenes...

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"Wait, this is supposed to be about us!" Sonic complained. "This story is becoming completely overrun by chao!"

Marie was gazing at the sky, wich is weird because they were in a building with a roof. "Tails chao have super cute ears..." Marie randomly stated.

"Seriously, we deserve to be in this story!" Knuckles explained. "We're being overrun by chao!"

Chaos walked in and stood at the doorway, with everyone staring at him. "Uhm... Hi, have you seen the Master Emerald...?" Chaos started. "Oh! Hi Knuckles!

"What was that about my emerald?" Knuckles asked suspiciously.

"Uhm... Oh, it's just fine!" Chaos lied. "Everything's just peachy! Couldn't be better! ... I'm going to go now!"

Chaos then attempted to run away, only to realize that his speed was virtually nonexistent. "Curse my slowness!" Chaos yelled.

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Back to the character's chao...

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After the hyped up chao calmed down, the fox brought them back to the kindergarden. Again, the chao were sitting in their chairs, eager to learn.

"Okay, since I'm the only one to watch you all now, I guess I'm stuck here..." the fox sighed. "And since we don't know each other, why don't we all ask each other questions?"

"Mister fox, what's your name?" Amia asked hyperly.

"My name is Esplouge," the fox explained. "Next question?"

"Can you run fast?" Chaeic asked.

"No," Esplouge answered bluntly. "Next question?"

"Why is the sky blue?" Amia asked.

"I have no idea." Esplouge admitted. "Next question?"

"Why is the grass green?" Amia asked.

"Why should I even care?" Esplouge asked, feeling slightly annoyed. "Does anybody other than the purple psychopathic one have an actual question with any point?"

"About how long would it take for me to dominate the world?" Maya asked.

"Okay... You're deranged..." Esplouge muttered. "Now, I'll ask you all a question that I want the brown guy to answer. What are your names?"

"My name is Conan," Conan explained. "The blue chao is Chaeic, the gray chao is Altar, the shiny brown chao is Maya, the black chao is Raze, the purple chao is Amia, and the translucent chao is Waves."

"And when will your guardians come back?" Esplouge asked while writing everyone's name and colour on a notepad. Because he totally carries a random notepad and a pen around with him.

"I don't know, maybe a few hours?" Conan guessed.

"Okay, wait here for a second," Esplouge said while walking outside of the room and gently closing the door.

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Two seconds later...

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"I HATE MY LIFE!" Esplouge yelled. He then took a deep breath and walked back into the room calmly and sighed, "I'm okay..."

"We must make the cool guy's life better!" Maya exclaimed. "He's to cool to ignore!"

"Why does that weird little creature act like she idolises me?" Esplouge wondered, slightly concerned.

"How do we make your life better?" Conan asked.

"Share the love!" Amia squealed as she jumped up and gave Esplouge a squeeze hug around the throat. Perhaps she is a closeted homicidal maniac.

"Can't... breathe..." Esplouge managed to say.

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What insanity will ensue? Why am I, the authoress, asking you, the readers? Find out in the next episode of Transformers, Super Link! I mean in the next chapter of Sonic Team's Vacation! (Seriously though, Super Link rocks in Japanese!)

To Be CoNtInUeD!