A Fruits Basket Story

Chapter 2: "Tohru"

Marina stared blankly at Tabitha.

"What?" asked Tabitha.

"Never mind..." said Marina.

Later that day...

Penelope sat down and looked out the window. "Uh ooohh..."

That girl she had seen early, was back. Only she wasn't alone this time. There were two boys walking with her. One had orange hair, and the other boy...well, Penelope thought it was a girl. But as they got closer, she saw that it was not a girl, it was a boy - she realized her mistake when she saw that the boy did not have any "boobies". *Oops...my bad...* she thought.

To her disappointment, they stopped at her house. DING-DONG!

"Huh?"

Tabitha opened the door. "Hello, my name is Yuki," said the person that Penelope had thought was a girl at first.

"Um...hi?" said Tabitha, a bit confused about something at the moment.

"LISTEN YOU LITTLE PUNK! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" yelled the boy with orange hair.

Tabitha just stood there and stared at him, "Ok...first off, I am not a little punk! And second, I am Tabitha! Gosh! You are such a DING-DONG!"

Penelope slowly came up. "Oh, hello there. What's your name?" asked Yuki.

"Pe-Pen-Penelope?" said Penelope.

"That's her! She tried to hit me with a baseball bat!" screamed the girl.

The boy with orange hair turned to Penelope. He was about to scream at her, but when he saw the way she was looking at him, he just sighed and said nothing. Yuki and Tohru looked at him. Then Penelope said, "B-Bu-But I wa-was-wasn't g-go-gonna h-hi-hit y-yo-you wi-with i-it. I-I was j-ju-just pi-picking it u-up…?"

Then she started to cry, because the boy with orange hair had the scariest, and meanest look on his face (he doesn't know that he has a mean look on his face). Penelope ran up to her room and slammed the door shut. "Oh, now that's just great...the stupid ca-I mean Kyo, just had to ruin everything. Golly Gee Wiz…What is wrong with you?!" said Yuki.

Kyo slowly turned his head to look at Yuki. His face reddened and then, "SHUT THE **** UP!"

And, the two got into a fight. Tohru stood there, a bit worried. Then she tried to stop the fight, but ended up touching both of them.

POOF!

An orange cat, and a mouse appeared. Tabitha screamed and was about to step on the mouse, when Tohru said, "Wait! It's Yuki!"

"How can that be Yuki? I thought Yuki was a human, not a mouse!" said Tabitha.

Marina elbowed Tabitha, and gave her a warning look. "Ooohh...I see..." said Tabitha - she still doesn't get it...

POOF! "AAAAAHHH!!!!"

Penelope came running downstairs, "What the heck just happened--AAH!?"

Kyo and Yuki stood before her...butt naked...And a heavenly light lit up around them, and angels' voice sang out "Hallelujah!

Penelope stiffened - wide eyed and jaw dropped, and stared at the boys who were nude. Marina just stood there, dumbfounded, and stared at them. Tabitha's eyes became a bit twitchy, and when she saw Penelope, she covered her eyes. But Penelope stood up on her tippy-toes and continued to stare - with the same look on her face - at the boys who were butt naked...

Strangely, their clothes were nowhere to be seen. Tohru looked around and started to panic. "Uh...do you guys have any clothes that they could borrow?"

"...No..." said Tabitha.

"Unless you want them to look like women - then yes..." said Penelope.

Tohru sighed, "I guess they could try on some clothes."

Kyo and Yuki looked at her. "There is no way you are gonna make me wear women's clothes!" yelled Kyo.

"Fine...then you can just walk around naked...and look like an idiot," said Yuki.

"Ok then...I wi-- Hey, wait a minute...Did you just insult me?" said Kyo.

"Yes...I just gave you a compliment," replied Yuki.

"Why you...!"

"BOYS SHUT UP! YOU ARE GONNA DRESS UP LIKE WOMEN, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!" yelled a red, hot faced Tohru.

Kyo and Yuki shrunk and their eyes widened. "Ok..."

"That's better...now go, before I KILL YOU!!!!" screamed Tohru.

Kyo and Yuki screamed in a high-pitched girl's scream and ran into a room and changed into some clothes. When they came out, Yuki was wearing a woman's bikini stuffed with toilet paper, "I don't know...It was the only thing that fit me...Oh--" he was cut off by Kyo.

"Wow Yuki...you make one hell of an ugly woman..." snickered Kyo.

"Oh really? Gee, I don't know...I thought it looked good on me...It kinda adds to my almost feminish complexion..." said Yuki, "Oh, and Kyo? I never thought I would ever have to say this...but, I think you should change into something more appropriate, like, I don't know...um...SOMETHING BESIDES A THONG?!"

"Oh yeah?! Well why do you--," Kyo sighed and changed.

When he came out, he had on just a pair of jeans. "I would change into something less...revealing...Yuki..." said Kyo.

Yuki went and changed. He came out wearing a pair of jeans, and a t-shirt, and black sun-glasses to add a little "manly" look to it...