Chapter II (Part 2: first day)

Disclaimer in first chapter

My write sucks but it will get better so hold on. This chapter is totally random.

"Pardon me ladies but 'Your love will be unrequited.'" A young man about the age of them; which is fifth teen, skated…err hovered next to them.

He had brownish-red, shoulder length hair and two strains of hair sticking out; one is up the other down. (No ponytail) He had warm brown eyes but over right eye was a long, crooked, scar. Behind him was a young lady that looked almost exactly like him except the ends of her hair was white and she didn't have a scar over eye. She had her arms wrapped around him.

"Aniki (big brother)…" The girl glared. Asuna and the strange boy felt the anger rolling off of her.

"Y-Y-yes m-my beautiful s-sister." He was sweating up a storm as her eyes took a deathly glow.

"Never, I mean NEVER, say that to a girl unless you want an early death. Okay." She said the threat sweetly…too sweet.

The teen looked like he seen the devil as he flew away at break neck speeds, leaving the girls in their dust. Asuna glared at their retreating forms and swore to give him unimaginable hurt while Konoka thought they looked like a cute family.

**Later**

"Did you have to do that baka (idiot)?" The girl asked as she reached a large door.

"Uh…Yeah." The boy smirked and opened the door.

"…"

"…"

*Thump*

"…I know what you mean…"

The two um…one (?) looked over the room. The room was large enough to fit a small house and a shed. On both sides were two separate libraries. In the front were a desk, few couches, small table, in the center of it and a large widow that started at one end of the room to the other. Seating in front of the said desk was an elder man working. He had VERY large eyebrows, squinted eyes, a…uh…um unique head shape, and a long beard.

The teen carried his sister, which was kind of hard since she did try to hit him in her sleep. After five attempts and one knock out, he finally carried/dragged her on the couch, only for her to wake up once she hit the couch.

"HOHOHOHO," the man laughed, "It's good to see good blood between you two." That instantly gained their attention.

"*Cough* My name is Sage Springfield and the dope is my twin brother Negi." Sage gave a small bow while Negi did a mock solute.

"I see, my name is Konoemon Konoe. I'm the dean of Mahora Academy. So you training to be a mage are to be a teacher in Japan with your sister Hm? That's quite a job. HOHOHO! Good luck!" the twins glared at the dean, "I'll call someone of scour you to your classes, but before that." The dean showed them a picture of Konoka. "What do you think of my granddaughter, Negi-kun?"

"She seems happy and she is very cute, but you're trying to hook me up with her, Jī-san (Old man). You're wrong; I can't date, marry, or become her friend before meeting her. If we do like each other I might think about it. Plus that mean I can date any student I chose. Right dean?" Negi turn around and walked smack dab into someone's chest. Negi realized his situation and started to sputter apologizes while bowing to her comically.

The woman had aqua blue hair that ended at her behind, glasses, and dark violet eyes. She wore a brown skirt that ended at her ankles, a purple long-sleeved turtle neck, crystal earrings and a red necklace. She didn't seem bothered that Negi ran into her breasts but amused. Negi looked at the woman and forced blushed down before anyone would notice.

"My name is Shizuna Minamoto. I'll show you to your classes, Negi and Sage Springfield." Shizuna winked at them. Sage raised an eyebrow, "Are all the teachers here laid back like you are?" She just chuckled at the question.

She led them to the classroom of 2A. They watched as the students talked, ate, or were playing. *coughcoughFuukaFumikacough*

"I hope they won't give you too much trouble. Now here's the class roster to help you identify your students." Shizuna handed them the roster before she left.

Negi grabbed the door and winked to Sage. A chalk eraser fell, but Sage caught it and activated a trap by stepping on the trip wire. Negi easily caught the falling bucket of water while walking and Sage avoided the arrows without making any new movements. The class was surprised to someone dodge all the pranks without stopping or with minimal movement and all else the same age as them.

"Do you think that was a bit over board?" Sage glanced at a smirking Negi. "No, overboard would to be blindfolded, dodge all the traps and do a series of back flips while tied up." She rolled her eyes at the boy comment. She turned and faced their class.

"Hello I'm your new co-teacher of this year Sage Springfield and my twin brother is your English teacher Negi Springfield. I hope we get along this year." She smiled while Negi was scanning his class. His brown eyes met heterochromia eyes.

"Ah! Asuna-san I apologize for earlier this morning, but I had to read your fortune to you." This raised a lot of eyebrows as the students stared at the blushing girl.

'Didn't he have a scar?' "How do you know me, brat!? We just met and now you think you know all about me!" Asuna stormed up to him with flames a blazing. Negi looked at Sage like he asking permission for something, but shook her head confusing those who saw the interaction.

Negi easily dodged all of Asuna's punches. Finally after a few seconds he grew bored and when Asuna went of an upper cut he used it as a spring board, flipped over to a smirking Sage. He turned to the ot of breath girl, "Your punches are great, and powerful. You just need to work on your speed. Now do any of you ladies have question for me?" Silence was the last thing Negi knew before he was surrounded by girls.

"How old are you?"

"Are you single?"

"Where did you learn those moves de gozaru?"

"Are you really twins?"

Sage felt sorry and angry at her brother. First she felt sorry for Negi because he was bomb boarded with questions and stuck in a tight space but she disliked the fact that the tight place was the middle of a girl tsunami. That changed to laughter as Negi was manhandled by an angry Asuna.

"I'll protect you sensei from the beast." the blonde with long hair and green eyes,knelt to Negi, holding his hand. "I, AyakaYukihiro, will protect you from the de-"the now known Ayaka was cut off as Asuna foot was slammed into her head.

"Shut Up! Do you ALWAYS have to be this annoying?" She emphasized.

"To answer the questions asked, I'm 15, we are twins, currently I'm single and I learned how to fight from my mother? Sister? Friend? Hmm, it complicated." Everyone sweat dropped. "Did you say de gozaru Kaede-Chan?" He stared at a tall student with blondish-green hair in a long, thin, fishtail ponytail and squinted eyes.

"Yes. Thank you for remembering my name Negi-bozu." She gave him a fox smile with a light blush. He returned the smile and walked back to Sage with his hands stuffed in his pockets.

She knew that face. "We're not going to teach them a single thing." She deadpanned; his smile grew in to a Cheshire smile.

"Maybe, maybe not. May we learn not and learn nor. Learning nothing is to learn something not thou knows not now tomorrow and learn in past but learnt never. Shall we teach nothing to the smart of nothing and something students of ne?" a hat similar to the mad hatter appeared on his head.

"Please no crazy talk today." Sage rubbed temples while the class of 2A stared at Negi.

"That is non-possible thou we all are mad." Negi lost the act as he laughed at his sister twitch. She hit him on his head as the others sweat dropped.

"Anyway I decided that today you guys would learn about us." Negi stood up nursing the lump on his head. "So we will play a little game of truth or dare." Most of the girls looked at Negi with stars or hearts in their eyes while they others looked shocked, confused, or just plain annoyed. "Rules: Anything extreme will not be allowed like walking around the class naked is out. No calling the same person twice. Kissing is allowed if both people agree. Sage and I can only be called three times per student. Other than that anything is allowed. Oh and you can say no to three questions or dares before you have to do what they say. To be free you must tell a crazy secret or do a wild dare without any one telling you to." The teacher twins smirked as the teens chose to do the game.