By an ananymous reviewer, this story was very crack!


"I really hope no one finds out about this…" America said to Turkey . They were secretly burping. "What would they think? I mean this IS rather distracting. America bit his lip, while Turkey continued to was really hoping the subject would drop. But it did not. "What if Switzerland were to find out!" America shuddered, and sighed. He was no longer in the mood to burp anymore, and stopped. This made Turkey gag in admiration. "Listen to me, America. No one is going to find out about this. No one." To put emphasis on this reassurance, Turkey killed America. This made America feel blessed. Satisfied for the time being, America smiled and they continued burping. And just as they started up again, Switzerland heard them. He banged on the door, and America and Turkey stopped. "What the biscuits is going on!" Switzerland said. He walked in, after struggling with the lock. "I-it's not what it looks like! We were just… um…" Turkey just had to think of a quick lie. Then Wizzle! An idea popped in his head. "We were just rapping, that's all. Nothing more, nothing less. Hahaha…" Switzerland pondered this before saying, "You better have been, meatloaf head. With that he left.

"Well that was close..haha.." Turkey said nervously. "No shit!" America said smiling. If Switzerland found out that really we were-!" "AHA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE BURPING!" Switzerland busted through the door once more. "And you know what! I'm telling everyone! Unless….Unless you play video games for a week! Hahahah!" America jizzed and Turkey screamed "Holy my dizzle! But Switzerland held his ground. "Yes, you will! Or I'll tell everyone your little secret… hahaha!" America and Turkey looked at eachother before sighing. This is gonna be the longest week of my life… They thought together.


no title, so i'll just have to title it myself I guess! :D