Alright, here's chapter 2! A few things first. Yes he'll get the Preator armor, no he won't have the unmaker, that is reserved for someone else ;). No way in hell (pun intended) will there be any youi if only for the fact that while I respect and am comfortable with homosexuals I just can't write malexmale well and I just don't like the details okay. No homophobic okay? Finally yes! YES! YES! He will get the BFG! Mwahaha!
Chapter 2
Issei groaned as he woke up, two squishy round orbs pressed into his back. He heard a squeal from behind him. In a panic he shot up only to get tangled in the sheets and fall painfully face first onto the wooden floor. Looking up he saw who from his memories was his father. Huh, how did he get such a large frying pan from his po... You know what? He didn't care, he carried around a quarter tonne worth of ammo and gear. He couldn't talk.
"Huh? Wha...of hey." A familiar female voice yawned. His head shot around and saw Rias using a pillow to cover her naked body. "Sorry Mr. Houdou."
"Yes! Honey! Our son finally scored!" The man shouted in utter joy. Issei sighed. What the fuck was wrong with this world? What's next? A cross dressing vampire?
Unknown to him, Gasper sneezed in his coffin before going back to his manga.
"Uh, could we have some privacy?" Rias asked. Mr. Houdou nodded before closing the door. Rias then sighed before helping issei up. "How did someone so clumsy survive hell's lowest pits?"
"BFG." Issei uttered in annoyance as he tried to untangle himself from the sheets.
"A what?" Rias asked in confusion. The only bfg she could think of was the giant from rohd dal's books.
"Big fucking gun." Issei uttered as he finally got free from the blankets.
Rias froze. A look of horror on her face as the hellish symbol branded onto Issei's chest above his heart. The symbol of the DoomSlayer. Issei hadn't noticed this however and yawned before pulling his school shirt from the dresser and began to put his shoes on. Rias shook herself from her stupor as Issei turned around. "Uh, where are your clothes and why did we sleep naked?"
"Sorry. Habit." Rias replied, not sorry at all. In fact asides the brand thing she would classify Issei as one thing, eye candy. He was also acting a lot less perverted than before, something she chalked up to his near death experience which was a major plus.
Issei nodded and barely raised an eyebrow when with a snap of her fingers Rias was suddenly dressed. "Alright, let's get some breakfast." Issei suggested as they walked downstairs to find Issei's mother Aghea sitting at the table eating some toast and his father slip out the front door, heading for work at the UAC offices in the city.
"So, you must be Issei's girlfriend. I'm Aghea. Who might you be?" The brunet woman asked with a smile.
"Nice to meet you miss Houdou I'm Rias geromy." Rias smiled.
Aghea dropped her glass with a smash on the floor, her face plastered in shock. "Please repeat that? I could of sworn you said Geromy?" She asked, spooked.
"I did, you know of my family then?" Rias asked.
"Yes." Aghea replied with a terrified and strained smile."so, how did you meet my son? Nothing bad I hope?"
"Nothing of the sort. I happened to show up as he got stabbed by a fallen Angel. How do you know of devils anyway?" Rias asked. Issei also wanted to know, his memories didn't cover anything of them knowing about the supernatural.
Aghea sighed. "My family is what hell referred to as slayers." She began. "We hunt down demons of old and fallen angels. I myself am a Paladin within our ranking system. Issei's brand will appear when he's chosen his fate."
"He has it." Rias muttered.
"What?!" Aghea and issei cried in shock. She nodded and pulled issei's shirt up against the protests of the boy, revealing the brand above his heart.
"Doom slayer." Aghea breathed, a proud smile grew across her face she pulled Issei into a hug. "Oh my little man's a badass!" She sobbed with joy.
"Why me?" Issei groaned, he wasn't used to hugs. "Rias a little help?"
"No my pawn, deal with her yourself," Rias giggled.
"Pawn? You joined her peerage?" Aghea asked, pulling back.
"Well he did take a light spear to the gut." Rias explained nervously.
"How well can you channel Argent?" Aghea asked seriously.
"Uh good why?" Issei asked, remembering what the scientists called the demon plasma.
Aghea smiled "I have just the suit for you."
