(Thanks for the reviews guys!)

BPOV

After school I drove over to the Cullen house. I was thankful that it was over. Mike took to following me around and I had to turn him down for a date again. Uh, what doesn't he get it? I am dating Edward. Just because Edward is out for one day, doesn't mean I will go to him.

Jessica was itching with gossip that Edward wasn't at school today. I think she came to the conclusion that Edward had left me again and tried to spread the rumour round school.

Lauren was a sour as ever, slightly gloating that Edward wasn't with me. Tyler and Eric also tried to impress me but I just shrugged them off. Ben and Angela where the only normal ones talking to me, like a human beings.

Edward didn't come to school today and that was strange. I have to admit, when Alice called me and told me that Edward wasn't coming to school today I immediately panicked.

Did something happen to him? Was he hurt? Did the Volturi show up? Or was it the werewolves?

I pulled in to the Cullen's driveway and parked out front. I jumped out of my truck and slammed the door, red sparks of paint falling of the door. It was strange, Edward usually meets me outside his house by now.

I walked in the door, closing it behind me. Where was everyone? Edward, Alice, Esme or Carlisle usually greets me.

"Hello?" I called out. In the next second a small black blur flew down the stairs and stopped in front of me. Alice was stood in front of me, with a hesitant smile on her face.

" Hi Alice. Where is everyone? And where is Edward?" A frown came upon my face as I looked at Alice. By now she usually jumped on me to give me a hug.

"Hi Bella. Everyone is in the living room, taking care of something" Alice said with a frown on her pixie face. Her topaz eyes where wide.

"What?"

"Um, there has been a reason why Edward didn't come in to school today" Alice explained, biting her lip. A habit I have never seen Alice do.

"What's the reason?" I asked her.

"Why don't I show you?" Alice grabbed me by my hand and pulled me up the stairs in to their living room.

When I got their, all of the Cullen family was gathered round the couch. They seemed to be watching something.

"What's going on?" I asked everyone. I got closer to the sofa and my eyes went wide when I saw what was sitting on the sofa. There was a baby boy around one year old with bronze hair and emerald green eyes. As soon as he saw me, he took a flying leap at me.

"Bwella" He shouted jumping into my arms. I looked at the Cullen's in confusion as to why a baby jumped into my arms. The baby started snuggling into me, playing with the ends of my hair.

"Why do I have a baby in my arms?" I asked all of the Cullen's at once.

"Well, they are just giving them away for free at Walmart, so we thought we'd give you one" Emmett joked chuckling.

"Emmett" Esme scolded. Rosalie smacked Emmett on the arm, growling slightly at him, not seeing the funny side.

"Why do you have to steal my fun" he complained and started pouting.

"Emmy stupid" the baby in my arms said. I looked at him and he was scowling at Emmett.

"Hey Emmett, we finally have someone who is the same age as you" Jasper exclaimed.

"Yeah, well we finally found someone who is shorter than your wife" he shot back.

Jasper started growling, at Emmett but Carlisle quickly stopped a fight coming on.

"Boys, stop it. Now we have a situation to attend to. Bella, you asked who that baby is in your arms. Well, that baby is Edward" He quickly continued noticing the shock on my face.

"When Edward was coming to pick you up, a vampire bit him and somehow turned him into a baby. Alice had a vision, when he was getting ready to pick you up but she couldn't get their in time"

"I'm sorry Bella, I should of known" Alice apologized.

"It's okay. Wow, so Edward is a baby. What else do you know about him?" I asked them calmly. In the inside my mind was screaming, holy crap my fiancée is a baby.

"Well, we know that his vocabulary is very high for a one year old. He calls me Dada, Esme Mama, Alice Ally, Jasper Casper, Rosalie Wosie and Emmett Emmy. This is the first time he has been quite since Alice brought him in, he's been crying for you."

"Has he eaten anything?"

"No, he wouldn't let us feed him. He just saying he wanted Bwella" Esme explained.

The baby- Edward, I should really start calling him that- looked up at me and started smiling. I saw that he already had, what looked to be about sixteen baby teeth in his mouth.

"Bwella" he said stroking my hair. I just had to smile at him because he was too cute. His little chubby cheeks turned up into my favourite crooked smile, and his emerald eyes sparkled. I leaned down and kissed his forehead, it smelled of that baby smell.

"So, should we get you some food?" I asked him. He nodded and looked over to Esme, where she had several jars of baby food in her hands. I walked over to one of the sofa's and sat down with Edward on my lap.

"How did you get the food?" I asked Esme as she came over and put a bib on Edward. His face turned into a frown when he saw that he had to have a bib in him.

"We got several jars while you where out at school" Alice piped in from where she was stood. She was stood near Jasper and I didn't think before if Edward's blood was a problem for him but he seemed to be fine.

"Ok, first one is Apple and Banana Breakfast" Esme got a little spoon and opened the jar and spooned some on the spoon. Edward was hesitant to try it but he opened his mouth.

Esme put some in his mouth and straight away Edward spit it out. "I guess he doesn't like that one" Emmett said sarcastically. "Ya think" Jasper said rolling his eyes.

Esme tried the Cheesy Tomato Pasta next. Edward didn't like that one either. I was weird he didn't like mushroom ravioli when we where at La Bella Italia although he was a vampire. I guess he doesn't like pasta at all.

Esme tried the Banana and Chocolate Dessert next and Edward's reaction was so cute. "Mmmm" he hummed as he grabbed Esme's hand and tried to get more of it.

Ten minutes later Edward had finished the jar licking his lips. I started chuckling as I saw that he had chocolate around his mouth. I used the bib and wiped us his mouth.

Edward's face then went red, aww he's blushing, as he avoided my eyes. I looked over to Esme.

"I think he's just peed into his nappy" Esme whispered to me. At once Emmett jumped up from the couch in front of us and started waving his hands about.

"Oooh, oooh, oooh, let me. Let me change him. Me, me, me, me, me, me, meeeeeeeee!" he chanted. I looked at Alice to see if it was all right but she just winked at me.

"Okay" I said hesitantly. He picked him up and and swung him into his big giant arms. Edward grabbed onto Emmett's shirt so he wouldn't slip out of out of his arms as Emmett walked out of the room with him.

"Is he going to be all right?" I asked Alice as she sat next to me. She held her finger up into the wait signal. "Wait for it"

Ten seconds later, we heard Emmett screaming. "Oh god, he's peeing on me. Mommy, mommy" Myself and the rest of the Cullen's dissolved into laughter as Emmett kept screaming.

(Read and Review please!)