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Chapter Two: Voices

Uub sighed as he looked at the sky, today was just so boring

Okay, there's that, and there's a certain someone you can't get off your mind.

'Who're you!' Uub furrowed his eyebrows, was he so bored he'd subconsciously created a voice in the back of his head to banter with?

I am… Your inner girl!

Uub's eyes went wide, this wasn't going anywhere he liked 'WHAT!'

Yep! And I know you like Gohan!

All the blood drained from Uubs face, he wasn't gay… was he?

That's right Videl! I know you like Saiyaman too!

Uub's left eye twitched, 'Wow! You're smart! Only one problem with that… I'M NOT VIDEL!'

Oops, wrong fanfic! Later!

Uub was feeling quite queasy by the end of all that, but what hit him next, was even scarier…

I know you like Bulma. A sly voice appeared,

Uub now felt rather faint, 'Wha-what!'

Yes Vegeta, I know ALL your secrets.

Uub's eyes widened, what the HFIL! 'I'm not Vegeta! I'm Uub!'

Whoops, later wuss, have fun with-

'Shut. Up. And. Leave.'

Owch, to-uchy, I feel bad for the guy assigned to tease you!

Uub growled under his breath, this is getting annoying.

Don't you just think Goku is just so HOT! I mean shirtless and all.

This time Uub thought he really might puke…

"I. AM. NOT. CHICHI!"

I never said you were Chichi, Mirai Trunks…(A/N: Lol, I was looking for some cute DBZ pics one time when I ran into a bunch of Douji's about Mirai Trunks trying to get Goku's attention romantically.)

That did it, he tasted bile, but sucked it up, to his distaste.

'My. Name. Is. Uub.'

Sorry Hon, thought you were someone else, bye!

If he had had time to ponder this, he would have wondered why in hell that voice was looking for Mirai Trunks…

"What'cha doin'?"

Uub looked up at the object of his own affection (A/N: Meaning, no he doesn't have a thing for Gohan, Bulma, or Goku.) Pan looked back down on him with a curious expression.

"Going crazy, you?" Uub replied off handedly, finding it ironic how true that was…

"Might as well be." Pan replied with a smirk as she sat next to Uub, there was a comfortable silence as they both basked in being in each others presence…

Oh. My. God. Isn't Tien just the cutest ever?

Uub groaned… would it ever end?

(A/N: … Let me think about that… mmmm… No. BWAHAHAHAHA!)