Okay, this one is short because I just now typed it up.
TWO: RABID SQUIRRELS!
Roxas laughed as he saw Saix turn around to face no one and then turned back around. Obviously he was stupid enough to believe someone was poking him, what a moron! Roxas bumped Axel, "Hey Axel, look at Saix!"
Axel turned and saw Saix twitching and trying to catch the rabid squirrel. One of his hands smacked it and suddenly Saxi let out a loud, "OWWW!"
"Heh-heh, he got himself bit!" Roxas laughed.
Suddenly there was a loud bang and Roxas turned around to see Xemnas's pistol raised with a sign popping out of it that said, BANG! "Got cha!" Xemnas laughed as Xaldin raised his pistol. There was a loud click and nothing happened.
Xemnas laughed, "You're all out of bul-" he was cut off as a giant bullet exploded from the gun and rammed into him and threw him out the window. "Wow." Xaldin says. "I'm SELLING THIS THING ON E-BAY!"
Axel went up to Xaldin, glancing at Roxas, he said, "Watch this."
"Hey Xaldin, I'll buy it from you for one hundred bucks!" Axel said.
Xaldin looked at him and then nodded, "Okay!"
"Roxas, will you go open the door for me?" Axel asked.
Roxas looked at him confused, but listened to his friend and opened the door. As soon as the doorknob twisted, Roxas knew why Axel had told him to open the door. One hundred bucks rushed into the room, stampeding towards Xaldin and shoving him out the window. Roxas ran over to the waterfall of bucks and saw that Xemnas was just picking himself up, only to be met by a herd of bucks.
Everyone blinked and then died laughing as Xemnas was crushed under the pile. Then they noticed Saix yelling, "RABID SQUIRREL! RABID SQUIRRELS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
"Are you OK?" Larexen asked him, backing away from Saix.
"Rush him to the hospital!" Vexen declared.
As they approached Saix, the floor under them cracked and everyone quickly scurried away as the floor board broke and up came a flood of rabid squirrels. "We shall rule the world!" the leader squirrel declared.
"Um, Axel, have you ever go the feeling that the Organization isn't a very lucky place to be?" Roxas asked, his Oblivion appearing in his hand as he batted away the rabid squirrels.
"No, why?" axel said sarcastically, burning a squirrel.
Larexen took one look at the fired squirrel and over towards it, "LUNCH!"
"Ahh!" Roxas yelled, "She's rabid too!"
Axel shot Roxas a strange look before vanishing into a dark portal, only to have rabid squirrels leap in after him and try to eat him alive. "What the hell! Get these things off of me!" Axel yelled, stumbling back through and landing in a massive pile of rabid squirrels that were eating Saix alive.
"Ow…uhhh…What's going on in here?" Xemnas groaned as he reached the top, his fingers just barley on the edge of the window, holding him up.
Five cute looking squirrels scampered over to him. Xemnas looked at them, "Awww!" he said, but as he said this, the squirrel's eyes turned red and it roared at him before biteing his head.
"Ow!" Xemnas yelled, letting go to get the squirrel off. When he realized what he had done, it wa too late. He looked down at the ground a gulped, "Uh-oh." Xemnas fell all the way back down the fifty-story bulding and smashed on the bloody-pulp of a Xaldin below.
Roxas blinked as Axel ran around the room like an idoit, not doing anything about the squirrels. "What the hell are squirrels doing here in our world?" he wondered aloud, batting another squirrel away. "Oh well!"
Roxas turned away from everyone and walked out the door like nothing was happening and shut the door yelling, "Nice knowing ya!"
"Hey! Where do yout hink you're going, and why aren't you being eaten alive!" Axel demanded, running after him, a squirrel hanging off his ear. "Oh look! I have a pretty new ear ring!" Axel said, acting like a gril as he poked the squirrel and it twicthed.
"I, unlike you, have rabid squirrel repelent." Roxas replied as the door was broke down and another hoard of squirrels came after Axel.
Now what is to happen with axel being eaten alive, Larexen thinks she's a squirrel and poor xemnas can't get up to his Organization. The idoit doesn't think of teleporting there! LOL
-Riku54
