Chapter 2: A Romance Between Two Furries

These two furries were having quite an awesome vacation in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea with the 50 cents they got from the bank teller, Squills. Traumatized by the recent incident, he quit his job at the bank, playing Halo and Minecraft without any pants, and is now working for the Dear Leader, 2e as his personal anus cleanser. For special occasions, Squills helps his dear 2e prepare his anus. Kinky, according to said furries. The two awesome furries, Krystal and Cheria, decided to go to Pyongyang and obtain and consume delicious dairy products. Aka they wanted ice cream. While they were nibbling on their chocolate cones, a wild purple elephant jumped out of the sewers singing Jigglypuff's ballad from Pokémon. Because the furry duo was so sexy, they stayed awake. Again, because the furries were sexy, they decided to make out for the occasion. The fur of Krystal met the sexy pink fur of Cheria's and they kissed sexily. Cheria feeling kinky, opened her pink furry mouth and put her delicious tongue in Krystal's delicious mouth. Both the two furries moaned out of sexyness.

"Hey you two kinky lesbians! Unless you are bi… Come to my lair! THERE IS K-K-K-KANDY!" The huge purple elephant screamed. After the sexy furries made out for exactly 5 minutes, they decided to follow the elephant because they were famished. They decided they needed some more lesbian power, so they held hands, keeping the lesbian bond between them. When the lesbians got down to the purple elephant's lair in the sewers, they discovered the sad truth, there was no candy. There was however, a rather large pink, fuzzy book. The book contained the following story:

A long time ago, there were three golden goddesses: Din, the goddess of power, Nayru, the goddess of wisdom, and Farore the goddess of courage. The power of these three goddess created Earth and Lesbianopia. Because they needed to protect the balance between the worlds, they formed the triforce, which no one person could possess. Then one day, vampire werewolves came along and stole the triforce. They didn't want to feel guilty about taking over the two worlds, so they copied it in their mystical magical purple copy machine they stole from Spock, who was visiting Ash Ketchum at Hogwarts. They copied the triforce three times and turned it into two sexy golden triforce bras. The end.

"I HAVE AN IDEA!" Both the furries yiffed in unison. "WE SHOULD GET THE BRAS! WE WOULD LOOK SEXY!" The two sexy lesbian furries yiffed in joy and began making out again. Two hours later, they left the purple elephants lair, they went to the library run by Popeye to find out more about the golden triforce bras. After reading for a few hours, they learned that Kim Jong Il acquired them through an intense game of Simon Says back in the 70's, and that they now were in the possession of 2e. The two sexy furry lesbians set off on their epic quest to obtain the sexiest bras in the universe.

Meanwhile, back in the capital building of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, the Dear Leader, and his sex slave were making out intensely. While this was happening, Sunday Brunch Jigglypuff was enjoying Sunday brunch by herself. She felt left out because she was secretly in love with 2e. She didn't want to admit her feelings for the dear 2e, so she drowned out her sorrows in Sunday brunch. 2e then put on the golden triforce bra. "How terrible would it be for if anybody would take this sexy bra?" He asked in a British accent?