I am continueing the story :D Sorry I made you guys review so i would write more chapters, I just wasn't sure if i should continue because it's probably going to interfere with my updating for Broken :/
I don't own Naruto or Twilight
1 week later...
"GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!" Zetsu screamed as he ran around the base like a madman. Itachi's pregnancy cravings were getting out of hand. He had decided Zetsu's big ass venus flytrap looked tasty and started gnawing on it when he was sleeping.
Konan heard the commotion and went to go yell at them. "What is with all this-!" she stopped in mid-sentence when she saw Itachi trying to eat poor Zetsu, "Kisame! We need you to help control Itachi!" Konan called in the direction of Kisame's room.
"What is he doing now?" Kisame asked as he walked out of his room.
"He's trying to eat Zetsu!" she yelled pointing to the two ninja. Kisame nodded and went to go help Zetsu.
"Itachi, get off of Zetsu, he's not edible." Kisame coaxed, in a voice that you would use on a puppy. He stopped chewing on Zetsu and looked at Kisame.
"SUSHI!" he yelled jumping off his current meal and onto the blue skinned shinobi. Kisame screamed like a little school girl and started running in circles. Konan faced palmed and left so Itachi wouldn't try to eat her since his new favorite food was books, and books had paper in them.
"Itachi what are you doing to Kisame?" Tobi asked as he skipped into the room.
"LOLLIPOP!" Itachi yelled, tackling Tobi to the floor.
"Bad Itachi! Don't eat Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!" the lollipop masked ninja screamed as he tried to get Itachi off of him, "Itachi get off me right now!" Tobi (Madara) boomed. Itachi realized he was licking Madara and ran behind the couch. Just then, Deidara and Sasori walked into the base carrying two bags full of books.
"Itachi, we got you some more books." Sasori said as he walked behind the couch and handed the bags to him.
"Thank you." Itachi said politely. He picked up a random book to read (and then eat). He looked at the book, it was mainly black with a picture of two hands holding and apple and said Twilight on it in white lettering. He began reading, while Zetsu and Kisame tended to their bite wounds and Madara/Tobi cleaned the spit off of him.
"Edward and Bella's love is so beautiful." the now crying Uchiha sobbed.
"Oh great, here comes the mood swings." Deidara whispered to Hidan.
"I HEARD THAT!" Itachi yelled as he activated his sharingan. Deidara and Hidan ran for their lives when Itachi stood up. The Uchiha smirked and went back to reading/eating his book. After a while, Itachi was in the mood to eat something other than paper. He looked in the kitchen, but didn't find anything he wanted. He wandered around the Akatsuki base in search of food. He remembered that Zetsu had a small garden in his room and left to go see if any of it was edible.
Meanwhile…
"What the fuck are we going to do about that pregnant bastard?" Hidan asked. Pein had called a meeting to discuss what they were going to do about Itachi.
"We could see if he's willing to get an abortion." Kakuzu suggested, "It's cheaper than caring for a baby."
"We already decided not to do that." Kisame piped up.
"Where's the baby going to come out of anyways, yeah?" Deidara asked. The Akatsuki were silent.
"Konan, you're a girl. Where do babies come out of?" Sasori asked. None of the Akatsuki (besides Itachi) knew their parents long or well enough to have had "the talk" with them.
"Somewhere that Itachi doesn't have." Konan said simply.
"Ohhhhh." the male members of the Akatsuki murmured.
"Then what the fuck do we do when the baby is ready to be born?" Hidan asked. The Akatsuki fell silent again.
"I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT ME!" Itachi screamed, running into the meeting.
"We'll deal with that later!" Pein decided quickly, "Meeting adjourned!" All of the Akatsuki scattered, trying to get away from the hormonal Uchiha.
I will try to update every couple of days.
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