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Chapter 2: Dry Dry Outpost's welcoming committee.

Kammy Koopa dragged her feet through the sand dunes of Dry Dry Desert. She wandered through her trials with one goal in mind. Find Bowser. A gust coming from the opposing direction of Kammy, blew right sand right into Kammy's face. However due to her glasses, the only damage it did was blowing her hat off, and getting sand in her hair.

"Bowser! Where are you your evilness!" Kammy screamed into the endless desert. She waited for a response; however no such thing came her way, only more sand. Kammy kicked a dune before sitting down exhausted. She opened her bag and looked through her stuff. Her broom was snapped in half from her abrupt trip to the desert, and her wand had lost its magic.

"So I've got this 1-up Brothe, and my Lore Book, great not exactly the best survival items."

Kammy closed her bag, stood up, and continued to wander the desert. She slid down the dune she was sitting on, and almost fell over. Kammy regained her balance, and wiped some sand from her face.

"This is worse than trying to catch Mewtwo." Kammy said with a grumble

"Mewtwo? What pray tell is that?" Kammy turned around to see a Koopa with a moustache. He wore a safari hat, and around his torso appeared to be a red banner.

"And who are you supposed to be?" Kammy asked with a sinister tone. The Koopa's jaw dropped and his eyes widened. He appeared to be amazed that Kammy didn't know who he was.

"How can you not know me!" The Koopa asked.

"Probably because I've never seen you before." Kammy said attempting to insult the man. The Koopa did indeed take it seriously, and he started to freak out.

"Oh no this is bad, very very bad!" The Koopa exclaimed with obvious fear in his voice.

"What, what's so bad!" Kammy asked impatiently.

"My fame is on the line, even desert hermits know me!" The Koopa said. This time it was Kammy's turn to get insulted.

"DESERT HERMIT! I am not just some beautiful lady you can just push around!" Kammy said while shaking her fists wildly. The Koopa suddenly looked off in the other direction.

"Beautiful lady? Where?" He said.

"RIGHT HERE YOU IDIOT!" Kammy screamed. The Koopa looked at her and became beat red.

"Oh, OH! You were referring to yourself, yes uh jolly good…. If it were up to me I'd give you a… four." The Koopa said still red.

"Four out of what?" Kammy asked.

"Four out of thirty." The Koopa said with a smile on his face,

"….." Kammy remained silent, as she glared at the Koopa. "If I had my wand fixed you'd be dead by now!" Kammy said while staring him down. The Koopa started to get intimidated by now.

"Umm… did I say thirty? I meant five!" He corrected. Kammy's face returned to normal, but she remained livid. "Now then my dear, what's a beauty like you doing all the way out here?" He asked.

"Before I tell you anything, you should reveal your name!" Kammy demanded. The Koopa took a step back in fear, but he held his ground.

"Uh… my name? It's uh… K-K-Kolorado…" Kolorado said. Kammy looked upon him with distain.

"Oh yeah the hotshot explorer guy. If you must know I've been kicked out of my own home, and my lord Bow- I mean uh Reswob has gone missing." Kammy decide to keep hers and Bowser's identities a secret for fear of him abandoning her.

"Hmmm Ok! I the great Kolorado will help you search for your Lord Reswob, our journey shall be written in gold, and passed down for many generations to come." Kolorado said with Glee.

"Oh by generations do you mean like the fifth generation of Pokémon?" Kammy asked dumbly. Kolorado looked at her with a confused expression. "Oh never mind it. Nobody gets my jokes anyways." Kammy said.

"Ok so anyways lets be off!" Kolorado said. He then grabbed Kammy's hand and rushed off into the far reached of the desert.

"Excuse me miss but I never got your name." Kolorado said with a hopeful expression. Kammy sighed and introduced herself.

"My name is…. Uh Kopenhagen?" Kammy said unsurely.

"Kopenhagen huh? Strange name… You look more like a Kammy to me." Kolorado said. Kammy tensed up at this, but she remained calm. Kolorado continued to lead her through the desert, which baffled Kammy.

"How could anybody know their way around this stupid place?" Kammy thought. Kolorado seemed to have a destination in mind, but to Kammy it looked like they were just running around.

Finally after climbing a steep dune the two saw their destination. It was a small tent with desert survival equipment scattered around. Kolorado rushed down the dune to the camp.

"Unfortunately you'll only get to meet my latest apprentice. My other one is on vacation at Isle Delphino, and my wife, well let's just say after an incident with some Yoshies she decided to not go exploring again. My newest apprentice is quite the worker though." Kolorado said rather proudly. "Wait till you meet him his name is Kooper." Kammy jumped slightly at the word Kooper.

"Oh no wasn't that one of Mario's partners when we tried for the Star Rod? Oh hopefully he doesn't recognize me!" Kammy started to sweat from the combination of the desert heat, and her own nervousness.

Kolorado dragged Kammy into the tent, despite her pleas.

"No really I'll just tan out here, No wait the last time I tried that it didn't work out…" Kammy said.

"Then you'll love it in the tent. It's shaded and we've got a fan." Kolorado said. The fan did sound enticing to Kammy, but she continued to think of excuses to keep outside.

"No wait! Umm the sun is hot, and…. Where I come from it's really… cold! So I'd like to enjoy it a little more…" Kammy said unsure of herself. Kolorado gave in and he let go of her hand.

"Oh alright, enjoy the sun a bit, but beware it can get really steamy out here." Kammy rejoiced secretly, however her celebration was cut short. Suddenly the tent door opened up revealing a Koopa with a blue shell. He was wearing a red scarf, and on his right cheek he appeared to be bandaged.

"Well it looks like you'll get to meet my apprentice after all." Kolorado said with glee. Kammy's heart sunk at the sight of Kooper. She expected him to jump back, but he only smiled and waved.

"Hey I'm Kooper! It looks like Kolorado picked up another lone wolf." Kooper said. Kammy was taken aback that Kooper didn't recognize her.

"Uh- yeah it was kind of sudden." Kammy said. Kooper looked at her as if expecting something.

"Ummm, well what's your name?" Kooper asked.

"Oh, me! Its uh Ka- Kopenhagen!"

"Kopenhagen, it's a little strange, but I can live with it."

"Now now Kooper we need to help out this young lady."

"Oh ok, so what do you need help with?" Kooper asked.

"My king and I were separated. His name is Reswob." Kammy said rather nervous.

"Alright, the first thing we need to do is gather information. Obviously the desert is a horrible place to look for info." Kooper said.

"Hmmm then we have to look in places where there are people." Kolorado said.

"Oh I think I know the perfect place to go!" Kammy spoke up.

"Dry Dry Outpost!" The three said in unison.

Dry Dry Outpost:

A nomadimouse rushed through the busy, dusty streets of Dry Dry Outpost. He darted through several peoples legs, and narrowly avoided a carriage. The nomadimouse stopped at an alleyway and took off towards it. The nomadimouse relaxed when he saw a group of robed Nomadimice.

"Where's Moustafa?" He asked. Suddenly a Green robed Nomadimouse stepped forward. "Oh good it's Sheek!" He exclaimed. Sheek walked forward and tapped the Nomadimouses nose.

"Even you should know Sheek is my cover." The Nomadimouse stared for a while until revelation filled his eyes.

"Oh yeah you are Moustafa!"

"Yes you're correct. Now then, what do you need?" Moustafa asked.

"I found a huge beast thing right outside of town! You've got to see it!" Moustafa nodded and the Nomadimouse took off down the alley. After leaping several rooftops they reached the outskirts of the city. The Nomadimouse led Moustafa up a large dune, and showed him the other side. Down the hill were two short yellow scaly legs. A yellow spiked tail drooped over in the middle of the legs.

Moustafa eyed the body parts curiously until he gave the order to several Nomadimice to dig up the creature. As the Nomadimice began to dig, the legs started to wiggle and the tail waved around wildly. Suddenly from the ground burst a huge monster. Bowser shook his head vigorously and wiped some sand out of his eyes.

"AAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bowser sneezed, blowing sand everywhere. "Oh… OWW! That one hurt the ol' shnoz!" Bowser said while rubbing his snout. Moustafa approached Bowser. "Huh, and who are you?" The King asked haughtily. Moustafa took a step back unsure whether or not to trust this guy.

"I am Sheek; I serve under the guardian of Dry Dry Ruins, Moustafa." Bowser thought for a moment before answering.

"Dry Dry ruins… Oh yeah! I sent in a bunch of minions there once!" Bowser proclaimed proudly. Sheek or rather Moustafa was confused by this.

"I don't- I mean, Moustafa has never told me of anything like that." Sheek said. Bowser became enraged at this.

"Well maybe, your Moustafa guy needs a memory check!" Bowser said while baring his fangs.

"This guy seems serious!" Moustafa thought to himself. He decided that it would not be wise to anger the beast further.

"Perhaps he does." Sheek replied. "Another thing, may I ask you what your name is?" Sheek asked.

"Huh! Ya mean you don't know me!" Bowser asked. Every single one of the Nomadimice shook their heads. "Huh, you guys must live under a rock or something. You should know me! I'm Bowser King of the Koopas! I'm one hundred percent A-grade final boss!" Bowser said with pride. The Nomadimice looked at each other; they had heard that phrase before but not from Bowser. One of them suddenly spoke up.

"Man, you sound just like Kroul." He said. Rage filled Bowser's face.

"That jerk! He's the one who kicked me out of my castle!" The Nomadimice stared at one another with confused looks. Moustafa, or rather Sheek stepped forward.

"Come, the desert heat will get to you, we have an apartment at Dry Dry Outpost you can stay there." Bowser was then rushed into the outpost.

Kammy and her two odd companions searched the streets of Dry Dry Outpost. They passed many street merchants screaming out strange and exotic items that they had to sell. Kammy almost fell for the Cheep Cheep skin purse.

"Ok the best way for us to find Reswob is split up and ask around." Kolorado said.

"But what if nobody's seen him?" Kooper asked.

"Don't worry if nobody has we'll just go ask Sheek."

"Who's Sheek?" Kammy asked.

"Sheek is the servant to the guardian of Dry Dry Ruins, Moustafa. If anybody's seen your lord it's Moustafa." Kolorado said.

"Ok, but before you two go off and start hollering at people if you've Reswob you need to know what he looks like." Kammy said. The two Koopa's leaned in to hear her out.

"Ok so he's uh… about this tall." Kammy said trying to lift her arm up to Bowser's height. "He's got red hair…. Oh and a green spiky shell." Kammy said.

"Is that all." The other two asked.

"…Yep that's about it." The three then split up to search. Many people were taken aback by Reswob's appearance, and some gave them a weird look.

After about an hour of searching the busy city the three regrouped.

"Any luck?"

"Nope."

"Nothing."

Kolorado then began to think.

"Hmmmmm, I guess it's time to pay a visit to Sheek." Kolorado grabbed Kammy by the hand and dragged her down the street with Kooper in tow. They took an abrupt turn into one of the Alleyways. In it was a group of Nomadimice talking amongst each other. The conversation stopped when the three approached. Kolorado approached the group.

"Uhh we need to speak with Sheek." Kolorado said.

"What business do you have with Sheek?" One of the Nomadimice asked.

"We need to ask him if he's seen someone." The Nomadimouse turned back to the group, and they talked in a rather loud whisper.

"Well…. Should we?"

"No you idiot, I don't trust em, especially the old hag."

"Yeah those three Koopas don't look like the most sincere."

"Wait… Isn't that Kolorado?"

"Oh, it is!"

"….Maybe…."

"Well I suppose Sheek wouldn't mind helping out Kolorado…. Still the other two give me the creeps."

"Ok it's decided then." The Nomadimice broke away and they stared down the group.

"We have decided to go get Sheek for you. Wait here." Three Nomadimice then took off towards the wall of the alley. They ran up the side and started to leap rooftops.

"Oh, that reminds me of Samus doing the screw attack." Kammy said. Everybody gave her a strange look, but she ignored it. After a while the three Nomadimice came back with a fourth Nomadimouse wrapped in Gauze. They dropped down from a rooftop, and the wrapped Nomadimouse approached the trio.

"I hear you're looking for someone, may I help you?" He asked.

"Oh you must be Sheek!" Kooper said.

"Why yes." Sheek said.

"Oh drop the act Moustafa!" Kolorado demanded. Sheek seemed stunned before he regained his composure.

"Nothing really ever could fool you Kolorado." He said. Kammy and Kooper were shocked.

"Wait you're Moustafa, and Sheek!" Kammy asked.

"Oh of course, I have to keep a low profile so I created a split personality, and as such it is just about impossible to locate me without first going through me."

"Ok enough of the explaining, We need to ask you something." Kammy said.

"Well of course, ask away." Moustafa said.

"Have you seen a really big guy with a green spiky shell, and red hair?" Kammy asked.

"Oh you mean Bowser? Of course I've seen him, a couple of my scouts found him while searching the desert, I brought him back to my apartment." Moustafa said.

"WELL BRING US TO HIM THEN!" Kammy screamed.

"Hang on Kopenhagen; I thought you said your lord's name was Reswob?" Kolorado said.

"Uhh, oh that's right… listen I'll explain later. Now then take me to Bowser NOW!" Moustafa took a step back.

"Ok calm down, let's go." Moustafa then led the trio into the busy street.

Moustafa's complex:

Moustafa opened the door into his Apartment complex. Bowser sat sprawled out on the couch in the center of the room. Kammy walked forward to Bowser, elated to finally see him again.

"Bowser wake up! WAKE UP!" Bowser suddenly rolled off the couch roaring.

"GAAAAH! What's that annoying sound!"

"It's me you idiot!"

"Huh? Kammy?"

"Bowser!" The two then hugged.

"Oh I searched everywhere for you!" Kammy exclaimed.

"And I enjoyed some peace and quiet!" Bowser screamed.

"AHEM!" The two stopped hugging and looked over to Kolorado who was tapping his foot impatiently. Kammy had A lot of explaining to do.

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Well this chapter's done and over with, and since I only have one reviewer, I really still have nothing to say!

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Moustafa or Kolorado

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