Hey, glad you all wanted me to continue. Here are some tips from Meh111.

If stumbling upon camp half-blood, do NOT insult Mr.D. He is a god, even if he doesn't look it, and gets angered easily. Tell Ares the Death eater following you was eyeing is creepy, but he'll be a major help so stay calm and wait out the ride on Charon's gods get angry they blow stuff up. Keep this in mind.


22. Remember, it is only illegal to cast the Imperius curse on humans. Hang around zoos and you can have your own furry army and demonstrate all the weak points in the exhibits.

- Not to self: See if Imperius works on Decepticons.

23. The Imperius does not work on Weeping Angels or Daleks.

24. If you use an alias make it realistic. No one will believe you if you say your name is Zeeblebuzz or John Smith.

25. If you're ever in Japan and see a red haired girl and a giant panda, run. Don't ask questions. Don't stop and stare. Run, just run for your sanity.

26. Crucio hurts. A lot.

27. Shouting "Leprechauns will tap dance on your grave!" in the middle of a fight will make everyone stop and stare, which will either give you time to run away, or give away your position.

28. If there's no way for the Death Eaters to find you, they will.

29. Death Eaters always show up the moment you relax.

30. If you're relaxed, you need to go to a hospital, or a psychiatrist.

31. If you're hurt, the closer you are to a hospital, the more likely it will be for Death Eaters to find you.

32. Brush up on Murphy's Laws via www. murpys- law .com. (Remove spaces)

- Specifically: C-4 can make a dull day fun.

There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

Failure of plan A will directly affect your ability to carry out plan . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules. The Goblins have the gold.

33. If the cops take you in for questioning they will offer you a drink. If it's water, it will taste weird. If it is soda, it will be flat.

34. That creepy cop car- isn't.

35. It you run out of money and have to steal, take the bare minimum. The people you're stealing from have to eat too.

36. Don't steal in Gotham.

37. A gigantic motorized La-Z-Boy is awesome, but not a good get away vehicle.

38. If you don't want Death Eaters to find you either don't stand out, or stand out in such a way that no one will believe it's you.

39. That cracking noise when you jumped off the roof? That was your leg. Learn some healing charms.

40. It's a game of survival out there. If you're alive, you're winning. If you lose, you die.

41. Deserts are really hot. Aguamenti can help.

42. Running for your life is a lot more painful when you have a sunburn. Wear sunscreen.

43. Having a large extensive family that will help you even though you haven't seen them since the last family reunion is really useful. Thank them profusely.

44. Run like hell.


Go read Augustiflickan's fic "Our Story." My oc Bree is mentioned in it.

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