War of the Trench coats
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Star Wars, OR Beyblades, even though I would love to, seeing as then I'd own Yami no Bakura, and Seto Kaiba... But anyway. I don't. Don't sue. Blah-blah-blah-blah. And I would like to thank Haku-chan (Hakuishatar) for letting me use her and her favourite bishounen, Malik (Not MARIK) in this fic.
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Chapter Two
Marik: Unwrap my AIBOU THIS INSTANT!
Seto: Rabbits! Rabbits! AAAAIIIIEEEE!
Kai: What the hell is going here? And why has Anakin got a kettle on his head?
Anakin: -stumbles around with a kettle full of coffee on his head- Coffeeee! Kai-kun, your coffees ready!
Kai: Coffee? I don't drink coffee. ._.
Anakin: -pours hot coffee into Kai's throat. Medicine administered, Padme- chan.
Padme-chan: Very nice! Now, unwrap Haku, before Malik skins us alive.
Anakin: YES MAM! -drops coffee all down clothes- Yaaahoooww!!!
Kai: -is unconscious- @_@
Malik: Finally! =D
Haku: -is spun around as toilet tissue is unwrapped- x.X
Seto: -is still mourning the loss of his trench coat-
Mokuba: Big brother, is anyone going to find your trench coat?
Seto: They'd better, or little Blue eyes White Dragon are goin' to eat them! Eeeeeat them! Muahahahahaha!
Yami no Bakura: Did you feed him coffee?
Padme: -shakes head- No no no.
Yami no Bakura: Wow. He really must be upset.
Haku: We'd better go find it, yes. Yes, Precioussss! -grabs ahold of Malik-
Malik: Erm.You're suffocating meeee..-chokes-
Seto: -dresses up in Padme's jeans and fluffy purple jumper- I don't care if I look like a poof! I'm going to find my cooooaaaat!
Padme: Not like that you aren't. -gives him a paper bag to hide his face-
Seto: I am King of the smelly paper bags! -waltzes around-
Haku: .
Bakura: Despite the fact I'm really liking not having a shirt..Can I borrow something, Padme?
Padme: -hands him paper bag-
Yami no Haku: -takes control- Sugaaaaar! Sugaaaar! I want sugaaaar!
Malik: Oh lord. It's her yami. Hide the coffee! He's gone bloody mad!
Yami no Haku: Shaddup. -fwapps Malik with paper bags-
Malik: @_@ -collapses-
Yami no Bakura: I'd better go with Seto.and I'm not goin with a paper bag!
Seto: -drags Bakura by the ears- Go find wardrobe! PRECIOUSSSS! Trench coat!
Yami no Bakura: Oh Ra. Not again.
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-Seto and Yami no Bakura, stumble down the nearby park, unaware they are being watched-
Mai: -clings to tree branch giggling- Oooh, Seto looks so kawaii in that paperbag! Anzu, where's that camera?
Anzu: -falls out of tree, onto Seto head-
Seto: Owwwwwaaaah!! Stupid baka oban!
Mai: -hides-
Yami no Bakura: -starts giggling like an idiot, and get his ear yanked- OW!
Anzu: o-O' -clings to Seto for dear life-
Seto: Get off meeeeee!
Anzu: It's so far to the groooouuund!
Seto: Too bad if you fall to your death, just get off meee!
Anzu: -lets go and ends up flat on the ground- X_X
Yami no Bakura: -pokes Anzu with a stick.hard- Erm, Seto.I don't think she's-
Seto: Whatever.
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Will Seto and Bakura get away with Anzu bashing? Will Seto have to live the rest of his days in Jeans, fluffy purple jumpers and paper bags? Find out in the next chapter.. And R&R!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Star Wars, OR Beyblades, even though I would love to, seeing as then I'd own Yami no Bakura, and Seto Kaiba... But anyway. I don't. Don't sue. Blah-blah-blah-blah. And I would like to thank Haku-chan (Hakuishatar) for letting me use her and her favourite bishounen, Malik (Not MARIK) in this fic.
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Chapter Two
Marik: Unwrap my AIBOU THIS INSTANT!
Seto: Rabbits! Rabbits! AAAAIIIIEEEE!
Kai: What the hell is going here? And why has Anakin got a kettle on his head?
Anakin: -stumbles around with a kettle full of coffee on his head- Coffeeee! Kai-kun, your coffees ready!
Kai: Coffee? I don't drink coffee. ._.
Anakin: -pours hot coffee into Kai's throat. Medicine administered, Padme- chan.
Padme-chan: Very nice! Now, unwrap Haku, before Malik skins us alive.
Anakin: YES MAM! -drops coffee all down clothes- Yaaahoooww!!!
Kai: -is unconscious- @_@
Malik: Finally! =D
Haku: -is spun around as toilet tissue is unwrapped- x.X
Seto: -is still mourning the loss of his trench coat-
Mokuba: Big brother, is anyone going to find your trench coat?
Seto: They'd better, or little Blue eyes White Dragon are goin' to eat them! Eeeeeat them! Muahahahahaha!
Yami no Bakura: Did you feed him coffee?
Padme: -shakes head- No no no.
Yami no Bakura: Wow. He really must be upset.
Haku: We'd better go find it, yes. Yes, Precioussss! -grabs ahold of Malik-
Malik: Erm.You're suffocating meeee..-chokes-
Seto: -dresses up in Padme's jeans and fluffy purple jumper- I don't care if I look like a poof! I'm going to find my cooooaaaat!
Padme: Not like that you aren't. -gives him a paper bag to hide his face-
Seto: I am King of the smelly paper bags! -waltzes around-
Haku: .
Bakura: Despite the fact I'm really liking not having a shirt..Can I borrow something, Padme?
Padme: -hands him paper bag-
Yami no Haku: -takes control- Sugaaaaar! Sugaaaar! I want sugaaaar!
Malik: Oh lord. It's her yami. Hide the coffee! He's gone bloody mad!
Yami no Haku: Shaddup. -fwapps Malik with paper bags-
Malik: @_@ -collapses-
Yami no Bakura: I'd better go with Seto.and I'm not goin with a paper bag!
Seto: -drags Bakura by the ears- Go find wardrobe! PRECIOUSSSS! Trench coat!
Yami no Bakura: Oh Ra. Not again.
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-Seto and Yami no Bakura, stumble down the nearby park, unaware they are being watched-
Mai: -clings to tree branch giggling- Oooh, Seto looks so kawaii in that paperbag! Anzu, where's that camera?
Anzu: -falls out of tree, onto Seto head-
Seto: Owwwwwaaaah!! Stupid baka oban!
Mai: -hides-
Yami no Bakura: -starts giggling like an idiot, and get his ear yanked- OW!
Anzu: o-O' -clings to Seto for dear life-
Seto: Get off meeeeee!
Anzu: It's so far to the groooouuund!
Seto: Too bad if you fall to your death, just get off meee!
Anzu: -lets go and ends up flat on the ground- X_X
Yami no Bakura: -pokes Anzu with a stick.hard- Erm, Seto.I don't think she's-
Seto: Whatever.
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Will Seto and Bakura get away with Anzu bashing? Will Seto have to live the rest of his days in Jeans, fluffy purple jumpers and paper bags? Find out in the next chapter.. And R&R!
