Pairing: Sasuke/Naruto
Author's note: I know I said this was done, but I was inspired. To those who wished for part two, here it is! Hope it fulfills all your crack desires.
Warnings: Slight swearing and shounen-ai. Don't like, don't read. Oh, and mostly OOC.
Disclamer: Naruto is not mine, sadly.
Revenge
"Hey, Sasuke. What's the reason why you don't like Fuzzybrows and Gai? Is it because they're...green? And curved?" Naruto waggled his eyebrows.
"I hate you."
"Oh come on, you know you love me."
"Tch. Whatever delusion gets you through the evening, Dobe." Naruto just kept smirking though as the two men made their way back to Konoha. Sasuke was near the breaking point. If that ass of monkey that dared to call himself the great Uchia's boyfriend made one more joke about anything green or pickled, he was going to fireball his ass so hard he'd shoot him to the moon and over the other side. Ever since the mortifying evening two weeks ago Sasuke had been subject to scrutiny on everything, even trees for fucks sake. Thanks to Naruto he could no longer eat lime popsicles, the only sweet he—had—indulged in.
Stalking through the forest, Sasuke did his best to distance himself from the annoyance in orange. He was doing fairly well until he heard a shrill screech behind him. For one irrational moment he though somehow Sakura had snuck up behind them but instantly dismissed the idea. Sakura would never scream so girly. Which left...
"Hey, Dobe, you scream like a gi—" Sasuke was left speechless. Naruto was cowering on the ground, whimpers audible in the sudden silence the forest afforded him, his wide blue eyes focused on the white fluffy rabbit that was standing in the middle of the path. Sasuke goggled for a moment before spinning around to face the other direction. Glee was rising in a wave and he was barely able to contain the hysterical laughter bubbling in his throat. And then thought, what the hell, and let it out, long and loud. He laughed until he was bent in double, tears threatening to leak. One look at Naruto's affronted face started him off again.
"Big bad Naruto...scared of...a cute fluffy bunny!"
"It's not funny, teme! Those things are dangerous! Have you seen their teeth? And their eyes are red. Do you know how unnatural that is?!" That merely set Sasuke off once more which quickly turned to cackling as a brilliant plan began to formulate. Payback would be oh so fun.
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Sasuke couldn't wait. It was simply perfect, the ultimate humiliation, and if his pride suffered a little it was oh so worth it. There was a party planned for the evening, a gathering of the old 11 and their teachers. Mainly to celebrate the Dobe's birthday. The party was in full swing and Sasuke made sure to show up a good thirty minutes late. He wanted a dramatic entrance like none other.
He paused outside the door, listening to the talk and laughter pouring through the open windows. His pride made one last attempt to convince him out of his plan but revenge was too close at hand. Taking a fortifying breath, Sasuke activated his Sharingan and the genjutsu, and threw open the door. Startled glances from partiers turned into shock, mouths dropping open, nearly making Sasuke laugh. He kept his strides purposeful, heading towards the birthday boy. As usual, Naruto was too caught up in his conversation to notice that the room had gone deathly silent. He paused when he noticed Kiba's horrified stare and feeling Sasuke's chakra turned around.
"TEME, you're la—AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Sasuke nearly lost control of his facial control. Naruto had jumped and was now clinging onto Kiba's back while trying to scrambling away at the same time. He was also still babbling nonsense to the room at large.
"Youfluffyteethhelpgodnoooooooo."
Sasuke could have purred, but all he said was, "Haffy birfhday, Narufo."
Naruto screamed loudly once more before running towards the door. Sasuke grinned and the rest of the room shuddered and took a step back. He was sure that his normal evil smile was rather heightened by the addition of the buck teeth. Taking off after his prey he called, "Oi, Narufo! Donf you wanf your presenf?" The accompanying sob was music to his ears as he set chase.
Who knew the fluffy, white rabbit outfit would work so well?
