This next letter was inspired from anonymous reviewer Wolfheart91210. I tweaked it a bit from what you suggested, but I think it gets the main points across lol. Enjoy!

Ten year old Renesmee has volunteered one of her 'older siblings' to chaperone for the class school trip. Bella already has plans with Charlie, which leaves daddy prey to what's to come. Don't worry, Edward, Bella has left notes for both you and Nessie.

Edward dearest,

First and foremost, remember that even though our daughter is only ten she is still inhumanly beautiful. I'm going to say this several times, Edward: be nice. Don't mind the little boys in her class, particularly Teddy Hamilton. I don't need a gift like yours to know what that little boy wants, as young as he is…be nice. There are about four girls who I'm sure are nothing short of extremely jealous of our little prodigal beauty, but don't worry, Nessie treats them respectfully and politely. In either case, you may hear some pretty ugly things; I've seen the way they look at her. They are just human, however, and kids at that, so again, be nice.

Alice has already picked out her wardrobe for the day's events. Everything is in her purple backpack. Make sure you grab the purple one; the pink one is for this weekend's slumber party, mix them up and Nessie will have your head on a platter. Oh and yes, before I forget, don't freak out with the red bathing suit, it's really not that bad considering the stringy things Rosalie tried putting on her, plus Nessie really likes it. It was either this two piece or the flimsy one-piece Rose chose; be grateful Nessie chose the prior. You know our daughter, Edward, so just trust me on this one: be nice, and don't make a scene.

You may be wondering why I've been shielding our daughter the past couple of weeks. The truth is, Nessie's been experiencing stomach cramps lately and Carlisle told me it's very likely she may start menstruating soon…I take it you'll understand why this might be something you didn't know about. Don't make it awkward for her if today happens to be the day. We've already talked and she'll know what to do. I know you can't help not listening but TRY to stay out of her head for once. It will make your life easier as well…I hate seeing you stress over trivialities. Nevertheless—oh and don't forget, Nessie's lunch is in the freezer. I marinated it just before I left but you know how Nessie gets; you might want to pour on some more blood as a precaution when you take it out, it will keep it juicier. Nessie is beyond attacking any humans, but the pool IS close to the woods; I wouldn't put it past her to have a midday snack so you'll have to keep an eye on her. She's smart, it could be a split decision and you won't even know what hit you.

And last but most importantly: DON'T SMOTHER HER! She knows you love her, we know you love her, the entire world knows you love her, but Nessie's getting to be a big girl and she would hate having her 'older brother' constantly holding her hand and telling her what to do and what not to do…but of course, you already know that. So just keep a safe distance, I'm sure even you can handle that—seriously Edward, be nice. Take care of our daughter.

Love,

Bella

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Dear Nessie,

Hello my darling, I know you're excited about today's trip, and I'm so sorry Jake couldn't be the one to go. The fact of the matter is, he looks nothing like you and the school just wouldn't allow it. Daddy will take good care of you and your friends, though, and don't you worry; I already lectured him to be nice. Just in case, however, try not to be too friendly with the boys, especially Teddy Hamilton; you would probably give daddy another aneurism. Daddy will be able to listen to your thoughts so remember to hide anything you don't want him knowing…or anything you know will freak him out. I know, I know, daddy can be so silly sometimes, but we love him, right?

And Renesmee, don't you dare sneak out for another midday snack. You took longer than you thought last time and Mrs. Applewood actually became suspicious, so never again. I'm having Edward marinate your steak extra bloody this time, right before you all leave, so that should be more than enough. I mean it young lady, be nice. Have fun my little nudger!

Love,

Bella

Wolfheart91210, I hope I did your idea justice lol.

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