***Our singer, Asylum, runs on stage and sings the theme song***
Come and be random with us! I'm ready, I'm ready! For the sake of the Star Wars universe! I'm ready, I'm ready! There really is no debating, I'm ready, I'm ready! this sure is entertaining! I'm ready, I'm ready! Say it loud! I'm ready, I'm ready! We're random and we're proud!
***Tintin and Bob run on stage.***
Bob: Welcome to..
Tintin: Proudly Random!
Audience: *claps and cheers.*
***Asylum begins to sing again***
Tintin: *glares*
Asylum: *smiles and sticks microphone behind her*
Tintin: Anywho, do you like it? *Gestures around room* We're in an old factory, but *shrugs* it'll do!
Audience: *smiles*
Tintin: Yeah, we had to beat the evil Sith to it.. Mwaha!
Bob: *stares* Right. *pats head*
Tintin: *snorts at hand*
Bob: *blinks* Um.. yeah.. Okay, now, we must introduce the additions to.
Audience: PROUDLY RANDOM! *cheers*
Bob: *nods* yup!
Tintin: *points to the brown haired girl who sang the theme song* That, she's Asylum! *grin* She likes to sing. *nods*
Bob: And this is.. Um... *Whispers* Where's Netterz?
Tintin: *yells* NETTERZ!!!!
Female voice: Yeah?
Tintin: THE SHOW STARTED!!!
Netterz: Oh.. okay! *walks out wearing square pants*
Tintin: *blinks* Ookay. nice pants. Anywho, *points to Netterz* this is Netterz!!
Netterz: *grins and bows*
Asylum: I WANT SQUARE PANTS! *runs off crying*
Bob: Ookay. Um. You all know eachother now, let's start!
Netterz: *runs off stage*
Bob: Getting our guest, I presume?
Tintin: Hey, Bob, you have a question!
Bob: Ooo! What is it?
Tintin: BibleHermione asks "Bob, are you concerned for Tintin?"
Bob: No, not at all! Never!
***A crash is heard -- Tintin knocked over the vase of flowers.***
Tintin: Eep! Sorries!
Bob: Nope! Never! No way! *false smile*
Tintin: *smiles* hey, is that Netterz coming?
Netterz: walks on stage, leading Count Dooku by a leash* Here ya go! *runs off*
Dooku: *looks around* Where am I?
Tintin: Welcome to.
Tintin & Bob: Proudly Random!
Dooku: What?!
Bob: You'll see!
Tintin: *insane laughter*
Dooku: *backs away*
Bob: *Yanks his leash* No! Sit! *points to chair*
Dooku: Erm.. Okay. *sits*
Tintin: *sits*
Bob: *sits on Dooku's lap*
Dooku: AAACK!!! *pushes Bob off and draws lightsaber*
Netterz: *runs on stage* maybe I should take that..
Dooku: *glares*
Netterz: Erm.. Maybe not.. *runs*
Dooku: *laughs*
Bob: *glares*
Tintin: *simply walks over and takes Dooku's lightsaber away* ENOUGH! Now, Asylum has a.. question! *yells* ASYLUM!
Asylum: *runs on stage* Dooku... I am your father! Or.. Uh... mother!
***Elderly female stands up in audience***
Female: Dooku, honey, are you wearing clean underwear?
Dooku: MOOOM! You're embarrassing me!!!
Dooku's mom: well, are you?
Dooku: *groans and looks* underwear? *looks again* What underwear?
Tintin: *stares* Well... that was disturbing!
Asylum: Ookay.. *leaves*
Bob: Um.. Yeah. Okay, Med-Jai-Ferret has a question!
Dooku: Yes?
Bob: Can you explain the black fad with evil people (Anakin, yourself, Vader, Sidious, Maul.)?
Dooku: *gets out think book titled "Evil People" and puts on reading classes, and recites* Evil people are known to wear black. True. But why, you ask? Well, for one thing, it makes us feel thinner. Black is known to be a slimming color.. *rambles*
Audience: *stares*
***One Hour Later***
Audience: ZzZz...
Tintin: ZzZz..
Bob: ZzZz...
Dooku: ...And that's why evil people wear black! Any questions?
Everyone: *wakes up*
Tintin: Erm.. *looks* yeah! BibleHermione has a couple questions! *smiles*
Bob: Do you ever want to change your name?
Dooku: *cries* When I was younger *sniffles* the other kids.. *whines* they wouldn't play with me! And they called me.. *sob, sob* DooDoo! *bawls*
Tintin: Whoa! *pokes Dooku with stick*
Dooku: Grrrr! *glares*
Bob: *eyes grow wide* Erm.. Okay..
Tintin: BibleHermione also wants to know what your opinion on the color coral is?
Dooku: Sith don't wear pink.
Tintin: Not PINK! CORAL!!!!
Dooku: Oh, in that case, than I think it's a lovely color! In fact, I am wearing a coral bra! *lifts robe up*
Everyone: AHH! *covers eyes*
Bob: We REALLY didn't need to see that!!! O.o
Tintin: *coughs*
Tintin: and Mara Jade wants to know how it feels like having your ass kicked by a Muppet less than half your size?
Dooku: *Glares*
Bob: *smiles* I think that answers it!
Dooku: *pouts*
Bob: Unown asks, What kind of Sith name is Tyrannus? You sound like a dinosaur!!
Dooku: Tyrannus is. a pretty name! Thank you! I... think... What's a dinosaur!?
Tintin: *laughs* yeah. *coughs* and Unown also wants to know, why is your lightsaber the only one not straight?
Dooku: Well.. Ever since I was a boy, I always wanted curly hair. So, since my hair is nearly gone, I figured. Why not have a curly lightsaber?
Audience: Awwwwww!
Tintin: Um.. Right.
Bob: I have a question!
Dooku: *groans*
Bob: What is your favorite childhood memory?
Dooku: ANYTIME before I met you two!
Bob: ...
Dooku: OKAY! It was my little stuffed Ewok! *cries* his name was Biscuit.
Bob: What happened to him?
Dooku: I was hungry. and his name... so. I ate him! WAAAAAAAH!! *wipes eyes*
Tintin: *grins* And I have a question too!
Dooku: Um.. Okay.. Yeah?
Tintin: What kind of foot cream do you use to keep you feet so soft?
Dooku: Um. I usually use Cheese Whiz.
Bob: CHEESE WHIZ!!!! *runs off stage*
Tintin: Erm.. Okay..
***Bob runs out carrying twelve cans of cheese whiz.***
Dooku: *stares*
Tintin: *groans* Bo-ob!
Bob: What? *Sprays cheese whiz into mouth, but cheese whiz explodes all over her face, some got on Tintin*
Tintin: BOB! I can't BELIEVE it!!!! You got CHEESE WHIZ ON ME!!!!! You KNOW how much I hate that stuff! *rambles*
Bob: *smiles* Oops!
Tintin: *Grabs a can and sprays Bob*
***Cheese Whiz fight begins***
Dooku: ALL HELL'S BROKEN LOOSE!!!! *runs*
Tintin: *keeps spraying* Well, looks like that's all the time we have today!
Bob: *sprays back* Next guest is Qui-Gon!
Tintin: *smiles* we got The Mummy to resurrect him! AHH! BOB!!! YOU GOT CHEESE WHIZ IN MY MOUTH! *Gags*
Bob: *runs*
Both: Until next time!
Tintin: *chases* Qui-Gon needs questions!
Both: BE RANDOM!!!
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Tintin: PLEASE REVIEWNESS!
Bob: we need to moral support!
Tintin: And ask questions! ANY questions! For me, Bob, Netterz, or Asylum!
Bob: And especially the guests! We can't do this without you!!!
Tintin: *Hugs Med-Jai-Ferret, BibleHermione, Mara Jade and Unown* Thank you guys SOOOOO much! : )
Both: Byebyes!!! *wave*
Come and be random with us! I'm ready, I'm ready! For the sake of the Star Wars universe! I'm ready, I'm ready! There really is no debating, I'm ready, I'm ready! this sure is entertaining! I'm ready, I'm ready! Say it loud! I'm ready, I'm ready! We're random and we're proud!
***Tintin and Bob run on stage.***
Bob: Welcome to..
Tintin: Proudly Random!
Audience: *claps and cheers.*
***Asylum begins to sing again***
Tintin: *glares*
Asylum: *smiles and sticks microphone behind her*
Tintin: Anywho, do you like it? *Gestures around room* We're in an old factory, but *shrugs* it'll do!
Audience: *smiles*
Tintin: Yeah, we had to beat the evil Sith to it.. Mwaha!
Bob: *stares* Right. *pats head*
Tintin: *snorts at hand*
Bob: *blinks* Um.. yeah.. Okay, now, we must introduce the additions to.
Audience: PROUDLY RANDOM! *cheers*
Bob: *nods* yup!
Tintin: *points to the brown haired girl who sang the theme song* That, she's Asylum! *grin* She likes to sing. *nods*
Bob: And this is.. Um... *Whispers* Where's Netterz?
Tintin: *yells* NETTERZ!!!!
Female voice: Yeah?
Tintin: THE SHOW STARTED!!!
Netterz: Oh.. okay! *walks out wearing square pants*
Tintin: *blinks* Ookay. nice pants. Anywho, *points to Netterz* this is Netterz!!
Netterz: *grins and bows*
Asylum: I WANT SQUARE PANTS! *runs off crying*
Bob: Ookay. Um. You all know eachother now, let's start!
Netterz: *runs off stage*
Bob: Getting our guest, I presume?
Tintin: Hey, Bob, you have a question!
Bob: Ooo! What is it?
Tintin: BibleHermione asks "Bob, are you concerned for Tintin?"
Bob: No, not at all! Never!
***A crash is heard -- Tintin knocked over the vase of flowers.***
Tintin: Eep! Sorries!
Bob: Nope! Never! No way! *false smile*
Tintin: *smiles* hey, is that Netterz coming?
Netterz: walks on stage, leading Count Dooku by a leash* Here ya go! *runs off*
Dooku: *looks around* Where am I?
Tintin: Welcome to.
Tintin & Bob: Proudly Random!
Dooku: What?!
Bob: You'll see!
Tintin: *insane laughter*
Dooku: *backs away*
Bob: *Yanks his leash* No! Sit! *points to chair*
Dooku: Erm.. Okay. *sits*
Tintin: *sits*
Bob: *sits on Dooku's lap*
Dooku: AAACK!!! *pushes Bob off and draws lightsaber*
Netterz: *runs on stage* maybe I should take that..
Dooku: *glares*
Netterz: Erm.. Maybe not.. *runs*
Dooku: *laughs*
Bob: *glares*
Tintin: *simply walks over and takes Dooku's lightsaber away* ENOUGH! Now, Asylum has a.. question! *yells* ASYLUM!
Asylum: *runs on stage* Dooku... I am your father! Or.. Uh... mother!
***Elderly female stands up in audience***
Female: Dooku, honey, are you wearing clean underwear?
Dooku: MOOOM! You're embarrassing me!!!
Dooku's mom: well, are you?
Dooku: *groans and looks* underwear? *looks again* What underwear?
Tintin: *stares* Well... that was disturbing!
Asylum: Ookay.. *leaves*
Bob: Um.. Yeah. Okay, Med-Jai-Ferret has a question!
Dooku: Yes?
Bob: Can you explain the black fad with evil people (Anakin, yourself, Vader, Sidious, Maul.)?
Dooku: *gets out think book titled "Evil People" and puts on reading classes, and recites* Evil people are known to wear black. True. But why, you ask? Well, for one thing, it makes us feel thinner. Black is known to be a slimming color.. *rambles*
Audience: *stares*
***One Hour Later***
Audience: ZzZz...
Tintin: ZzZz..
Bob: ZzZz...
Dooku: ...And that's why evil people wear black! Any questions?
Everyone: *wakes up*
Tintin: Erm.. *looks* yeah! BibleHermione has a couple questions! *smiles*
Bob: Do you ever want to change your name?
Dooku: *cries* When I was younger *sniffles* the other kids.. *whines* they wouldn't play with me! And they called me.. *sob, sob* DooDoo! *bawls*
Tintin: Whoa! *pokes Dooku with stick*
Dooku: Grrrr! *glares*
Bob: *eyes grow wide* Erm.. Okay..
Tintin: BibleHermione also wants to know what your opinion on the color coral is?
Dooku: Sith don't wear pink.
Tintin: Not PINK! CORAL!!!!
Dooku: Oh, in that case, than I think it's a lovely color! In fact, I am wearing a coral bra! *lifts robe up*
Everyone: AHH! *covers eyes*
Bob: We REALLY didn't need to see that!!! O.o
Tintin: *coughs*
Tintin: and Mara Jade wants to know how it feels like having your ass kicked by a Muppet less than half your size?
Dooku: *Glares*
Bob: *smiles* I think that answers it!
Dooku: *pouts*
Bob: Unown asks, What kind of Sith name is Tyrannus? You sound like a dinosaur!!
Dooku: Tyrannus is. a pretty name! Thank you! I... think... What's a dinosaur!?
Tintin: *laughs* yeah. *coughs* and Unown also wants to know, why is your lightsaber the only one not straight?
Dooku: Well.. Ever since I was a boy, I always wanted curly hair. So, since my hair is nearly gone, I figured. Why not have a curly lightsaber?
Audience: Awwwwww!
Tintin: Um.. Right.
Bob: I have a question!
Dooku: *groans*
Bob: What is your favorite childhood memory?
Dooku: ANYTIME before I met you two!
Bob: ...
Dooku: OKAY! It was my little stuffed Ewok! *cries* his name was Biscuit.
Bob: What happened to him?
Dooku: I was hungry. and his name... so. I ate him! WAAAAAAAH!! *wipes eyes*
Tintin: *grins* And I have a question too!
Dooku: Um.. Okay.. Yeah?
Tintin: What kind of foot cream do you use to keep you feet so soft?
Dooku: Um. I usually use Cheese Whiz.
Bob: CHEESE WHIZ!!!! *runs off stage*
Tintin: Erm.. Okay..
***Bob runs out carrying twelve cans of cheese whiz.***
Dooku: *stares*
Tintin: *groans* Bo-ob!
Bob: What? *Sprays cheese whiz into mouth, but cheese whiz explodes all over her face, some got on Tintin*
Tintin: BOB! I can't BELIEVE it!!!! You got CHEESE WHIZ ON ME!!!!! You KNOW how much I hate that stuff! *rambles*
Bob: *smiles* Oops!
Tintin: *Grabs a can and sprays Bob*
***Cheese Whiz fight begins***
Dooku: ALL HELL'S BROKEN LOOSE!!!! *runs*
Tintin: *keeps spraying* Well, looks like that's all the time we have today!
Bob: *sprays back* Next guest is Qui-Gon!
Tintin: *smiles* we got The Mummy to resurrect him! AHH! BOB!!! YOU GOT CHEESE WHIZ IN MY MOUTH! *Gags*
Bob: *runs*
Both: Until next time!
Tintin: *chases* Qui-Gon needs questions!
Both: BE RANDOM!!!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- -- - - - -
Tintin: PLEASE REVIEWNESS!
Bob: we need to moral support!
Tintin: And ask questions! ANY questions! For me, Bob, Netterz, or Asylum!
Bob: And especially the guests! We can't do this without you!!!
Tintin: *Hugs Med-Jai-Ferret, BibleHermione, Mara Jade and Unown* Thank you guys SOOOOO much! : )
Both: Byebyes!!! *wave*
