"So, Captain."
"Tell me this isn't what I think it-"
"Is Inara still off-limits, 'cuz, I y'know, might wanna ask her about something."
"Wash, have I ever told you the story of Timmy Tooth, one of the pilots in the war?"
"No. What happened to him?"
"We called him Timmy Tooth for a reason."
"Reason being?"
"I punched out half his teeth."
"And why was that?"
"Y'know Wash, stop it."
"Stop what?"
"Saying stuff like, "The reason was? Why?" you make me feel like I'm in therapy... Again."
"Oh. Sorry Captain- wait, when did they put you in therapy?"
"YEARS AGO."
"Are you, I dunno, safe?"
"Wash?"
"Yeah?"
"Shut up."
"Yes Captain."
