Or...

Mulder, Scully and Krychec/k are still beamed up onto the damn spaceship.

Mulder (M) - Uh,... miss author people?

Authors (A) - What?!?!?!?!?!

M - I have a question for you.

A - What is it now?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

M - I have to take a piss but.... there is NO *$#@!*&&# bathroom!

A - We don't give a crap!

M - But........ I HAVE to!!!

A - Fine!! (sarcastic) Here it is!

A toilet drops in the middle of the Scully, Mulder and Krychec/k.

M - Hey!! I can't go in front of them!!!

A - Fine. Then kill them!!!

M (whining and sad) - I can't kill my partner. :-(

Krychec/k (K) - Hey!! What about me?

M (whiny) - Well...... you always beat me up!

K (crying) - I'm sorry! But I HAD to.

Mulder and Krychec/k are crying together. They hug. Scully gives them her pantentant SCULLY DEATH GLARE!!!

Scully (S [whinnying]) - He was MY partner first!!

Scully and Krychec/k each start pulling on each of Mulder's arms. His arms are just about to be pulled out of their sockets when.....Scully lets go. Mulder and Krychec/k fly out of the spaceship and become pancakes on the ground below.

S - Why'd you kill them?

A - Because they were lousy and bad characters!!

S - Mulder wasn't!! He was the star of the show!!

A - Sorry. You're right. Krychec/k was bad and lousy and Mulder just sucks!!!