"Don't expect time to work the same…elsewhere"
~ Dunno.
We focus this chapter on the journey of Pinky.
Day 30
Tears flowing down my eyes. I missed Brain so much. It hurts! Not from the tortures inflicted by Mr. Itch. Nor the skewering, burning, being teared apart, gassing, poisoned and even skinning. They are excruciating but I always come back anew tomorrow. No, it is the constant reminder that I cannot see Brain ever again. My soul is anchored to this place; I am no longer a mouse living in Brain's realm.
Year 1450, Day 65
How longs have it been? I asked someone. A demon more specifically. He told me he seen me for the last thousand or so years. I taught it was a joke, then I would be an old mouse and I hope that Brain still love an old mouse. But I don't feels that old…..Anyhow, he told me time is different here. And just left me were I am. BTW, Mr. Itch discarded me liked a used toy earlier today and left me wander this nightmarish place. They even tried to judge 'my life', but Lucifuge said that I am damned but without sin. Can't go back to the land of living because I am dead, nor go to see the pretty winged people, cos they won't let anyone who sold their sold to the devil, for both good and bad reasons. So only wander I could.
Year 2045, Day 265
I met a little guy today. A cat with horn wearing a hood had told me there was this cheesy fondue that taste far exceeded in other places. He told me they had too much and wondered if I am interested. This was the happiest day of my life! I nodded very hard and fast, funny how my head did not fall!
So, after a bit of trotting. Hell is not that interesting when you live here for this long. Mostly fire and weird stone structures here and there. With some occasional funny looking plants.
So, we arrive and this place. There is a sprout sticking out of a wall. The cat told me the cheese was behind the wall and that sprout is how I am going to drank it.
I put my mouth around the sprout, and he helped secure me. Told me that was for my safety. I gave him the thumb for him to activate the 'cheese pouring into my mouth'.
When the 'cheese' started entering my mouth. I noticed something was very off. No, these 'cheese' taste rancid and awful! Then I heard the cat laughing. Evils laughs. Saying something about how he tricked me into believing him. That fact of the matter was that I am drinking from the well of souls of full on corruptness. He starts babbling on and on about how these evil souls are being gathered into this 'well' and blah blah blah.
I am really hurt! I stop listening to this meanie! I tried to pull away but noticed the constraints that he put on me is to prevent me from escaping. Tears streaming down my eyes as I started to cry. Also, I couldn't help it but to swallow the foul stuff.
As time went on. I began to feel hatred winning against my kind forgiving nature. I can feel my body changing. I don't know what I am becoming as I am still stuck like a statue. Only in the poopiest pose. Oh! and that damn fucking cat is still giving his monologue! I really want to kill him straight away after I get out of this fucking thing!
Then I am going to kill that faggot Mr. Itch and anyone one dare to stop me. Then I will find a way back to Brain. I know in his realm I am only gone for 2 days. And when I find him, he better accepts me or else I will rip his brain out! But first, I will slowly kill him. HA HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAH AHAHHAAHHA
And don't know how, I 'teleported' away by turning into black smoke and sank into the ground.
The next day…..
Mr. Itch is doing his usual faggotry pilates. Buunshshhh-wassshhh! Sounded out of nowhere! No wait, there is a large barbed producing out of his chest. The sound probably comes from that too.
And that was all me! Hey, I can change my size now! Now I am as big as mean ol' Itch. I wish I had a camera, to capture the horror of his face.
Anyway, I flung away like all he did to me years ago.
Year 3000, Day 5
I can finally return to my old cute and innocent self. Well, not entirely. You see, it all just a gimmick. Too show my cute and innocent old self I must be very focused. It like you are trying desperately finding the toilet while you are trying not to shit yourself.
I relaxed and return to my new demonic form. By the way, I think gravity doesn't like my new form. And those eyes on my ears can't see a thing, but they do shoot light and set things on fire.
Year 3999, Day 364
I can go home today! NARF! Haven't said that in a very long time now! Who could have figured that the ticket out of hell is blood of pure hearted innocent children? And I must personally 'play with them', I sure have a lot of fun. I sure they will too be happy knowing that they are about to make an old mouse very happy.
