The newest story, hooray! This is Pucky, which would be Noah Puckerman and Becky Johnson. This story will have absolutely no sexiness, and I hope will be endearing enough. Really only Kentana was steamy. Enjoy!


Puck was on his way to his weekly fight club, and he was more than ready to take his anger out on other people. Ever since he had gotten Quinn pregnant, she had been constantly nagging him about every little thing, and Puck figured it was just pregnancy hormones. Besides, this was his fault, it was the least he could do. But now, Beth was in Shelby's hands, and Quinn was still acting the same way towards him. Puck had tried to prove that he was a good guy, and no matter what he did, Quinn still treated him like the idiot guy that got her pregnant. He wasn't that guy anymore, and he had done just about anything to show how he has grown up, but it was as if people would never get over it. Puck was racing through the parking lot, angrily stomping on the pavement, when he stumbled into a small girl, who's books went flying into the ground as a result of the collision.

"Oh, god, I'm so sorry, here let me help you with that." As much as he wanted to revert to his bad boy persona to spite everyone who thought he was that way, something changed in him through the last year, with Glee club and Beth, that made him mature. So, he apologetically smiled at the girl, and helped her gather her books, when he noticed that he had seen the girl around before with Brittany. She was a Cheerio, Becky Johnson, and he had heard she was a nice girl, but happened to have Downs Syndrome, so jock types weren't exactly known for hanging out with her. Becky innocently smiled back at him, happy to get his help with her books.

"Oh, no problem, thanks!" Puck laughed a little, and Becky looked quite confused. Oppose to what some people might think, Puck wasn't laughing at the girl at all, in fact, he couldn't help but laugh at how cutely she had thanked him for knocking all of her books right out of her hands and then retrieving them. Quinn probably would have been screaming at him by now about how careless and inconsiderate he is, that he doesn't care about anyone but himself, that he needs to grow up and start being a man. Becky, though, just appreciated that Puck had stayed to help her at all, which was something she wasn't used to. Puck reached out for her history book at the same time that she did, and their hands met in the centre of the cold textbook, her warm hands giving him a similar feeling of warmth in his chest. Becky was still smiling at him, and he returned the smiling just as happily, amazed that this girl was such a happy individual.

"So, what are you up to, Becky?" The Cheerio laughed as the jock tried his best to come up with a casual conversation to have with the girl.

"Finished Cheerio practice. I didn't know you knew my name, Noah!" Puck couldn't believe that this girl would be starstruck in his presence, but all the signs were suggesting that she was. Clearly she didn't know about the new Puck, because while he would have loved to be iconized by Cheerios in the past, he was definitely done with notoriety for a long time.

"Well, I didn't think you knew my name either!" Becky laughed as Puck flirted playfully with the girl, but she just thought he was doing it out of curtesy, to make her feel like a 'normal' girl. But in reality, Puck couldn't help but feel a little flustered around Becky. "Anyway, um, I'll see you later, OK?" Becky nodded happily and went her merry way towards the parking lot, and Puck wondered what was going on with him lately. Falling for other girls? There was only one person in the world he could trust with this, and there was no doubt he would need his help.


"So, Puck, what is this big emergency about?" Finn was lying on his bed, tossing a basketball into the air, a little bit skeptical about why Puck should be so concerned. Puck had immediately called his best friend and then driven to his house, wanting to talk about his girl troubles, but a little wrench was thrown in the machine of his plan.

"Yeah, you look like I did when they announced the Giorgio Armani boutique north of here was being replaced by a Pizza Hut." Kurt Hummel, of course, was in the room as well, which was to be expected, as it was his house, but considering he never got along with Puck, it was going to be more than awkward. Kurt was kind of sick of Puck's almost weekly freakouts, rushing to the house with a new panic over some new issue that he immediately needed help with. As if they didn't have enough to do already, planning Burt and Carole's wedding, but now he had to deal with the dating troubles of Lima's biggest manwhore? Lately, though, his problems had changed from how he should convince the entire girl's volleyball team to sleep with him into what he should get Quinn for Valentine's Day. As much as it pained Kurt to say it, Puck was growing up, well, minus his neediness when it came to venting to his best friend.

"OK, well, I went to the school earlier after fighting with Quinn over something stupid, and I kind of ran into someone, a girl, and-"

"Who?" Kurt and Finn both said simultaneously, their curiosity getting the better of them. Meeting people? They didn't even think Puck did that, they thought these girls just arrived at his door step, ready to be shamelessly objectified, just like the ones before them. They weren't going to bother pretending that Puck would talk about a girl, let alone meet one, if he wasn't interested in getting in their pants, so the question was really more 'who' as oppose to 'why'.

"Becky Johnson." Silence. Then, Finn's chest began to rise and fall at an alarmingly fast pace, and a soft wheezing could be heard, then suddenly, roaring laughter, from both Kurt and Finn. Puck was now starting to get frustrated at the pair; when was he replaced by Kurt in Finn's life? And was he such a bad person that it was impossible he would like a handicapped young girl, who happened to be quite charming, and a Cheerio. And let's face it, she was just as functional as the rest of the Cheerio squad, probably more so than a lot of them, just look at Brittany. "What, what's so funny?" Kurt finally managed to stop laughing, but Finn just kept bellowing his moronic laugh, over and over again.

"You and Becky, Becky Johnson? Really, I mean-" Then the laughter, just as cold and cutting as before. Was he really that bad before? Surely people thought he had started to change, so why was this so hard to believe? Finn was still shaking the entire basement room with his raucous laughter, and Puck finally had it.

"Oh, shut up you goon! And I like Becky, she's nice and she's sweet, so what is wrong with that?" Finn's laughter promptly stopped, and he got up from his former position to face Puck, which meant he meant it was time for the lowdown.

"She is nice, and she is sweet. You? I mean, you may like her, but I'm just not so sure how much she might like you." Finn was surprisingly insightful, but still not enough so to see the progress that Puck was making, well, he thought he was making. But was there really enough he could do to make up for everything he had done in the past?

"Exactly, Finn, I couldn't have said it better myself." It was Puck's turn to be annoyed, because now he just had to wonder if there was really anyone he could talk to now. "But, I don't know if you've noticed, but I think he's started to be a little bit- well, nicer, actually. So, I wouldn't say there's no chance in hell of you and Becky happening, just that you need to show her this new side of you." Puck never thought he would see the day where Kurt Hummel became the person he would go to for advice on girls over Finn, but now, he definitely knew that his dense best friend wasn't going to do him much good.

"Yeah, I didn't notice that, but now that I think of it, I don't think he's actually cheated on Quinn in almost four months!" Puck couldn't help but laugh that the person they were talking about sounded so strange and foreign to him. Now, he knew he couldn't cheat on his girlfriend, but that if he wanted to be with Becky he would have to end with things with Quinn first. But he needed to know if Becky was interested first...

"So, guys, how do you think I should find out if she likes me too?" Finn smiled mischievously, and crouched to be at level with his bed, then pulled out a wooden box from underneath his bed. Oh no. "Finn, we are not using your stupid decision making box!" Kurt looked at him with a look of absolute disdain, and Puck couldn't help but laugh, wondering how these opposites had learned to get along so well.

"Come on, remember when the tea leaves got me to be Quinn's science lab partner, and then-"

"Puck got her pregnant? how about we just use the normal methods of decision making, like with our brains?" Kurt wondered why he had ever had a crush on this oversized boy. Then again, Finn's careless belief in the occult was an easy way to get him to stroke Kurt's palm on several occasions, so he wasn't complaining. "Look, I don't know if you have noticed or not, but many people at McKinley have gotten adjusted to treating me like a girl oppose to a boy-" Finn and Puck snickered loudly, and the fashionable soprano immediately shot them ice cold glares. "Becky is likely to share with a fellow female Cheerio. So, I'll just go onto Skype and see if she's there to talk to, and if so, let's see if I can get her talking." Puck was liking this idea, seeing as he didn't really know any of Becky's friends very well, and it wasn't like he could trust Brittany with not screwing this up. With that incredibly annoying log-in sound, Puck looked over to see that Finn and Kurt were already starting an IM with Becky Johnson, who just so happened to be online. Finn and Kurt were both fighting for control of the keyboard, but Kurt eventually one, starting the conversation with his expertise.

Kurt: hey becky, what's up?

"What's up? Don't you think that's a little vague?" Kurt looked over to Finn like he was the dumbest person on the planet.

"No, Finn, because if I just ask her 'Hey, do you like Puck?' then don't you think she would be a little suspicious?" Finn then kept his mouth firmly shut, until he let out a little squeal of excitement and anticipation as he saw she had responded.

Becky: nothing much. hey, what do u know bout noah puckerman

The three boys all shared a glance after reading the message, shocked. Sure, Puck was sure there was something, but Kurt just couldn't believe it himself. He turned when he heard the sound of typing, and saw that Finn was writing away.

Kurt: he likes u a lot and wants 2 go out w/ u,dfdsjo-0i03jncdsnfldsnfsdnanjkd

"Are you crazy, Finn? We can't just tell her yet, then she'll know that we were all talking about this and probably arranged this little incident. Which could also mean that Puck doesn't like her, I know from experience that jocks have a habit of pulling mean practical jokes." Finn looked at his feet guiltily, but Puck had come terms with his formerly cruel past, and just gave a small smirk to the boy at the desk.

Kurt: funny u ask. puck and a bunch of people from glee are all going 4 bowling and pizza tomorrow at 6, and if u want, u could come along.

"We're going bowling?" Finn thought aloud, and Kurt just smiled at the dense boy, although Puck felt like strangling his moronic friend.

Becky: yes, definitely! see u then?

Kurt: totally, bye love!

"And that's how you do it." Puck could not believe he had taken this long to get Kurt's help in getting girls. That was it? One Skype conversation and he had a date? This was the perfect opportunity to prove to Becky that he was the sweet guy he thought he had turned into!

"You did awesome, Kurt." Finn was beaming at his soon to be stepbrother, and Kurt looked just as pleased. Puck, though, let a laugh escape his lips, and the two boys turned to him, wondering what was so funny.

"Fine, promise not to get mad?" The two boys reluctantly nodded their heads, and Puck continued. "You two totally act like a couple, it's crazy." Finn, who had been leaning on Kurt's arm rest, cleared his throat loudly, and threw himself onto his feet. Kurt blushed a dark red, and rolled the computer chair as far to the right as possible. Puck watched as Kurt and Finn got all disturbed at his observation, and got a little bit of a kick out of it. He just hoped this would be the last kick he would be getting from people's discomfort and pain, or he didn't have a hope.


The next chapter won't be of this story, it will probably be a one-shot of a brand new couple, so look forward to that! This story is super bi-polar in terms of orders, but for those who want a taste of everything, I guess that's good. Review, please, please, please, I really appreciate any feedback, positive or negative. Until next time!