Simon Zealotes was polishing his new AK-47, when Peter rolled by his window on a skateboard. He was fine, at first, but suddenly, a banana peel (thrown by Al Gore) struck the wheels of the skateboard, sending Peter flying through the air. He landed in a flower pot and got his bum stuck in it.
"A little help?" said Peter, looking at Simon pleadingly.
Simon rolled his eyes and yanked the flower pot off Peter, then tossed it behind him. Unfortunately, it hit the roof support. The heavy stone roof collapsed on Peter and rubble filled the street.
Simon gaped. "Oh man. Well, he's probably dead. Better go get Jesus to bring him back to life…."
"What was that??" said Caiaphas, walking up angrily. "Not only have you ruined the street with your faulty architecture design, but you mentioned that abhorrent name! Well, what have you got to say for yourself?!"
"Nothing, you psycho!" shouted Simon. He grabbed a banana (that he conveniently had in his pocket) and squeezed it so hard that it shot out of the peel and into Caiaphas' mouth. He then smashed the peel onto Annas' bald head.
"Ahhhhhh!" shrieked Annas, swiping at the peel.
Meanwhile, Jesus had extricated Peter from the rubble and was busy reviving him.
"A dead guy!" shrieked some random old lady, jumping into Caiaphas' arms.
"Enough of this nonsense!" squeaked Annas. "I'm the only one allowed to do that!!"
Caiaphas dropped the lady and brushed himself off ceremoniously. "Keep that little 'incident' out of the record," he ordered the scribes.
James laughed heartily and said, "What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening. What's the buzz? Tell me what's—"
"Aughhhhh! Not that song!" Jesus screamed and vacated the premises as fast as a fish in a fish-tank can hide behind a rock.
