A Walk Down Memory Lane
Act 4: Mannly Orange and Bitter Lime
Chapter 2: The Burninatoning
"Give us the cute girl now Doctor Fetus!" Young Sean and Sean continued the chase after the crazy doctor. As the two continued running, they began noticing all of the large bright red cans lying around, and all the retreating Pidoves overhead.
"What's with all the cans?" Young Sean jumped over a dozen of them. His question was answered immediately once the two ran out into another grove. In the middle of the new grove was Doctor Fetus, a bruised Samantha with a lot of twigs and dirt in her hair, and a large bag.
"What's he doing?" The kid asked, confused.
"I hate Gijinkas so much..." The Doctor started dumping a strange dark liquid onto the grass.
"OH MY GOD! IS HE ACTUALLY-"
Doctor Fetus turned around to look at them, holding a match. He tossed it too the ground, and immediately the forest went up in flames, causing hundreds of Pokemon to start running.
"You jerks should have left me alone when you two had the chance! Because now..."
Doctor Fetus hit a few buttons on the machine he had jumped into, raising a giant two legged robot with a giant chainsaw in front of it and giant missile silos on the sides of the machines body.
"You get to battle Lil' Slugger 2.0!"
Samantha was frantically kicking her legs, strapped to the back of the machine and gagged.
"Hold on Sam, we're gonna get you away from hi-"
Sean was hit by a missile, which opened a purple portal and sucked him in.
"Get lost, asshole" Doctor Fetus glared at the disappearing portal.
"No! Older me!" Young Sean yelled, Sean and the portal now nowhere to be found.
"Give me back my hot future girlfriend! And I'll spare you!" The kid pulled out his bat.
"Wait a minute..." The Doctor looked back at Samantha.
"I thought you said you thought she was bland and ugly?"
"I never saw her before! This stupid poster just showed some stupid fox chick!" Young Sean threw down the poster of the girl named Alexia.
"What about that poster on the desk next to you back in Act One?"
"That wasn't my poster. That was from some kid named Shaun Trinity"
"How did he get posters also?" Asked the fetus in a jar
"Let me explain..."
A while back, our teacher wanted us to go to a random story and collect something from the story.
So, Shaun and I stumble upon some story called 'Tourney of the OCs'.
I collected a bunch of posters I found in some blond haired woman's dirty clothes pile. Shaun also collected some of his own.
When we got back and after we showed the posters to the class, we started to doodle on them. Shaun was... Kind of a idiot, and he would constantly write his own name the wrong way, like in the style of my name. In fact, our class actually used it as his nick name.
"So that's why I thought Samantha was that dumb fox girl. Got it?"
Doctor Fetus was half asleep.
"Oh sorry... I was just thinking about how much I wanted to crush you with Lil' Slugger. Anyways, WELCOME TO DIE!"
Young Sean began running away once the giant chainsaw robot began stomping after him, destroying anything in its path.
[Forest Funk-Retro, Super Meat Boy]
"Oh god... Where am I?" Sean thought to himself, slowly rising up off the ground. Everything around him appeared to be more... Pixelated.
"And that's when I jumped over the stupid giant turtle, grabbed the axe behind him, and cut the bridge ropes!"
Sean could see a familiar text box floating overhead.
"Wait a minute... That can't be..."
Once Sean fully got his vision, he could see a eight bit man in a hot tub, along with a eight bit Zero Suit Samus and Peach.
"Eight Bit Dude!" Sean yelled, running towards the short man.
"Sean! You were a bad enough dude to save your girlfriend!" The textbox over Eight Bit Dude read.
Eight Bit Dude, A Blast From The Past
Age: 27
Species: Eight Bit Video Game Sprite
Theme/s:
It Ends-Retro. Super Meat Boy
Stage 1. Megaman Nine
Thunder Tornado. Megaman Nine
Appearance: Orange mullet, blue shirt, black cape, always holding a pistol in his hands.
Likes: Video games, nostalgia, platformers, side scrolling, saving princesses.
Dislikes: HD graphics, computers, Apple
History: No one knew or why he came to be, but the only thing people do know is that he has a skill for platformers. He used a save station from the original Metroid to enter the real world, and has been known to cause trouble in the real world outside of the NES.
"So, how did you get here? Did you hide in a truck that have started to move?"
"No, I'm currently on a mission to save my family, my friends, and destroy a villain who's taken Nega's identity an is trying to destroy my younger self and I"
"Say no more, I'm here to help. Just step into the save station and tell me where you want I go!" Right Bit Dude ran up to the Metroid save station and began hitting buttons on a small panel.
"Unova. In the Pinwheel Forest." Sean stepped into the machine.
"Alright, it should send you there in a few minutes. Along with me" The small character jumped into the machine also.
[The Battle of Lil' Slugger, Super Meat Boy]
Young Sean was running through the forest, along with a group of Emolga as the giant Lil' Slugger 2.0 chased after him. Nothing stood in its path, trees and Pokemon were trampled under the giant feet of the machine.
"Stop moving so much and let me hit you!" Doctor Fetus shouted, shooting more missiles at the kid, blowing up more trees and setting some poor bug type Pokemon on fire.
A Feraligator came out of the forest, charging a Hydro Pump aimed at the machine.
But it was stomped on by the giant robot chainsaw, killing it instantly.
"God damn blue crocodiles! You can't stop me from... What the f***s happening to my machine!?" The control board of the the Lil' Slugger 2.0 was crackling with electricity and smoking.
Little did the doctor know that a large swarm of Joltik and Galvantulas had entered inside the circuitry of the machine, and were consuming the wires, circuits, and electricity from the giant machine.
The Lil' Slugger 2.0 soon collapsed onto the ground, now fully unoperational.
"SON. OF. A. B***H!" Doctor Fetus punched at the controls of the broken machine angrily in rage, eventually giving up with a sigh.
"Might as well go get the prisoner..." He hopped out of the machine and went around back, shocked to see Young Sean hugging the now untied Samantha tightly.
"Your pretty..." Young Sean sighed in a love struck trance.
"Well... Thank-"
Doctor Fetus hit Samantha with another rock and punched the kid in the face, knocking him to the ground dazed.
"Your not getting her back you little asshole!"
And with that, he grabbed the dizzy Samantha, sprouted bat wings, and flew off in the direction of Castelia City.
"Aw damn it... Guess I better hurry after them... I wonder if older me is still alive" Young Sean sighed, running off to the direction of the sky arrow bridge as the fire fighter Pokemon and police arrived at the scene of the fight.
Later...
"Wow. I didn't know how good these things tasted!" The younger version of Sean walked down the busy streets, eating a Casteliacone.
"BEEP BOOP. HERE WE ARE AT PINWHEEL FOREST!"
Sean and Eight Bit Dude suddenly appeared in a bright flash of light in from of Young Sean, scaring him.
"This is Castelia City Eight... This is nowhere near Pinwheel Forest" Sean facepalmed lightly.
"It's alright. I think this is your younger self looking right at us anyways" Eight Bit Dude pointed at Young Sean.
"Little me! You're alright! But where is Doctor Fetus and Sam?" Sean asked, giving the kid a pat on the head.
"He flew off with Sam... But he's in this city. I chased him here, but lost track of him..." Young Sean explained.
" OUT OF THE WAY!"
A group of girls pushed the three out of the way, knocking both Sean's to the ground and making Eight Bit Dude explode in a bloody manner.
"Oh my god! They killed Eig-"
The sprite respawned next to the two.
"Don't worry... I always hit in the Konami Code multiple times every morning"
"What are they even running around for?"
"Only for the hottest new actor in the region of Unova!" Another girl ran by them.
"And who is that?"
"His names Con Masters! He's amazing"
Sean and Eight Bit Dude both were taken by surprise.
"CON?!"
[Dun Dun Dun! Super Meat Boy]
