Look, it's an omake! Thanks to Crazee Canadia for giving me an idea...about some time ago...

And of course, thanks to A Midsummer Night's Dream, nemiah, Crazee Canadia & Lena SinoSowijet Yao-Braginski for reviewing!

And also, guys, gals, animals, etc, should I make this a series?


It was a rather warm but breezy day when Germany stepped out of the limousine that was transporting him to Washington D.C. There was a World Conference to be held, but it wasn't going to start until two hours later. But, knowing of the ruckus and instability that occurs during these meetings, Germany wanted to prepare seating arrangements so no fights would break out (He had forgotten to prepare them yesterday because Italy kept distracting him with…the…magazines he found under his bed.)

As he walked through the doors designated for 'ambassadors', he felt a strange vibe from the workers. They seemed to be excited and nervous...and it was directed at some (barely) four foot creature. Germany stopped about two doors away from it. He'd never seen anything like it.

So he stared. And stared. And stared some more until one of its ears began to twitch.

He actually ignored it after the moment of surprise, but kept staring because…well...it was standing in front of the conference room door. He didn't want to be rude, so he hoped by staring at it (to death), it would leave.

However, life wasn't so easy.

"What are you looking at, human?" It snapped, turning slightly towards him. And it looked annoyed.

Germany brought his hand to his mouth and coughed, feeling that this wasn't going to end well.

"May I help you?" he said slowly, trying to soften his stern gaze so he wouldn't frighten it off.

Shadow the hedgehog was not pleased. That blue faker dragged him from his bed and told him to stay near the conference room (Being in front of the door was the same thing, seeing as it wasn't being used), if that sign above his ears was correct. As the seconds turned into hours, Shadow was tired of the ogling he received. Well, just from one particular human. There was this tall, blonde human who kept a strict expression on his face. Five good minutes passed and the man had not stopped staring — that's why he snapped at him.

"Erm, do you need any help…?" The man pronounced each syllable carefully, not noticing the creature's twitching ear.

"Human, I am NOT stupid. Did you NOT hear me say 'stop staring'? Clearly I speak your language."

Germany's eyes narrowed at the retort as anger flared through him.

"I see," he said curtly, ""That still does not explain why you're just standing here. You do know this is a conference room. Germany motioned at the room, but stopped as to not offend the creature.

"Well, there is this sign here that says 'Conference Room' and since I can read, I came to the conclusion that this is a conference room." Shadow replied coolly, now pretending to look at his nails. This didn't make any sense, seeing as he was wearing white gloves. Germany almost burst out angrily, but one quick glance at the clock reminded him why he was here in the first place.

"Yes, this was a lovely conversation. But," Germany took two steps towards the door. "I must start preparing for the meeting, and I would appreciate it if you could leave so that the participants won't bother you." The hedgehog straightened, and instead of heading towards the exit, Shadow the Hedgehog pushed the door behind him and marched in the conference room, smoothly sitting down onto the nearest chair. Which just happened to be the chair of the host.

"You can't sit there! You can't be here at all!" Germany almost shrieked like a girl, rushing towards the hedgehog to try and pull him off the chair.

"Yes I can." Shadow snapped defiantly, making shooing motions towards the blond country. The blond man was not an easy opponent, so he kicked him in the face.

"And why can you-mmph!" Germany received a mouthful of Shadow's shiny shoes.

"Because I wish to sit here."

"L...Leave!"

"No."

"Leave!"

"Make me, human."

"You—" Shadow turned around to see the blond man lunge at him. He smirked that smirk, because he was the Ultimate Life form and he had a trick up his spikes.

"Sie lästige- !" Germany snarled, only to get a 'Chaos Control!' and an armful of air. He crashed to the floor, but quickly rolled over and jumped up again.

"Hmm, your reflexes aren't pathetic, human." Shadow said smugly as he appeared on the chair opposite to the one he had been sitting on. He tucked the red chaos emerald away, just as the door burst open again.

'Please let it be America, please-' Germany begged to the unknown force that ruled this universe.

"WEST! HERE YOU ARE! WHAT'S — Sweet Old Fritz up there in heaven kicking ass, what the hell is that?"

Both creatures that breathe air and consume some sort of nutrients looked up at the new arrival. Germany knew who it was when he heard the voice, but wanted to see what his brother, Prussia, would do to Shadow. Maybe he would annoy the brains out of the creature and then it would leave.

Shadow, on the other hand, stared coolly at the albino that was gaping at him. It looked stupid, not like the nosy blond, so he snort and turned his head away. Naturally, this didn't please Prussia a single bit.

"Did you just turn away from me? Did you JUST turn away from the Awesome Prussia? HEY! I'M TALKIN TO YOU, WEIRD CREATURE-THING!" Prussia snapped, but instead of attacking Shadow, he ran to Ludwig like a little brat.

"West!" Prussia whined, tugging on his shirt.

"What do you want me to do?" Germany snapped, a headache smashing through his poor, abused mind.

"Do something, he's ignoring me!" Prussia pouted when Germany shoved him off and told him to do it himself.

"FINE. Seeing as you can't do crap West, the Awesome Prussia will-OW!"

"Shut the hell up, you ingrate!" Shadow snarled, using Chaos Control to teleport around Prussia and smack him senseless.

"Ow, what the f-!"

"I said, shut up!"

"No! Not my-ow! Awesome-ow! Skin-AHHH!"

And while Prussia was getting beat up by a creature half his size, Germany sat in a corner, watching the neat and pristine Conference Room's destruction.

"Why...me?" Germany groaned in horror. Hopefully, America would show up soon.


By the way, to those who may not know, Shadow uses the power of the Chaos Emeralds (Chaos Control) to teleport.

Eh, I hope you guys enjoyed it, this feels like an improvement from the first chapter/one shot. I have the first chapter on my DA (so don't think someone stole it from me...I dun wanna be accused of stealing my own writing)