2:09
From: John Watson
We're out of milk.
2:15
From: Sherlock Holmes
So?
SH
2:17
From: John Watson
Can you pick some up on your way home?
2:19
From: Sherlock Holmes
Why should I?
SH
2:20
From: John Watson
You still owe me.
2:22
From: Sherlock Holmes
That was last week, John.
SH
2:23
From: John Watson
You blew up my bed!
2:24
From: Sherlock Holmes
It was an experiment!
SH
2:25
From: John Watson
You nearly set our flat on fire!
2:26
From: Sherlock Holmes
I had it under control.
SH
2:27
From: John Watson
What if the building burned down? What if Mrs. Hudson had been injured?
2:28
From: Sherlock Holmes
Hypotheticals are irrelevant, John.
SH
2:29
From: John Watson
What were you even doing in my room?!
2:31
From: Sherlock Holmes
Well obviously I wasn't going to experiment on my own bed.
2:33
From: John Watson
I've been sleeping on the couch for five days!
2:34
From: Sherlock Holmes
I don't blame you. It's very comfortable.
2:35
From: John Watson
Sherlock!
2:37
From: Sherlock Holmes
I already apologized. I don't know why you're making such a fuss.
2:38
From: John Watson
Maybe it doesn't matter to you because you're some weird alien that doesn't need to sleep, but I need a bed!
2:39
From: Sherlock Holmes
Yes, you explained that very loudly several days ago.
2:41
From: John Watson
WILL YOU JUST GET THE BLOODY MILK?
2:42
From: Sherlock Holmes
I though the blood was why you threw out the last carton.
2:45
Fine.
SH
3:00
From: Sherlock Holmes
I'm at the store. Where is the milk?
SH
3:04
From: John Watson
You're an intelligent human being, Sherlock, I'm sure you can find it. Try looking for a big refrigerator.
3:05
From: John Watson
Or ask someone. It won't kill you to talk to other people.
3:10
From: Sherlock Holmes
I talked to a man and he started crying and ran away.
3:12
From: John Watson
Oh God. What did you say to him?!
3:13
From: Sherlock Holmes
I only told him that his obsession with sleeping with large women is an attempt to attain female attention which stems from a childhood deficiency of maternal attention.
3:14
From: Sherlock Holmes
Not good?
SH
3:17
From: John Watson
Not good. Very not good.
3:18
From: John Watson
I was wrong. You shouldn't talk to people.
3:24
From: Sherlock Holmes
I found the milk!
SH
3:36
From: Sherlock Holmes
I didn't get the milk.
SH
3:38
From: John Watson
What? Why not?
3:39
From: Sherlock Holmes
I was escorted from the premises.
SH
3:40
From: John Watson
What did you do?!
3:41
From: Sherlock Holmes
It seems that store managers don't like having their sexual history detailed in front of their employees and customers.
3:43
From: John Watson
Why did you— Never mind. I don't want to know.
3:44
From: John Watson
I should have known better than to try and get you to do anything that doesn't immediately benefit you.
3:48
From: Sherlock Holmes
Stop being angry with me, John. It's so tedious.
SH
3:50
From: John Watson
I'm not angry.
3:52
From: Sherlock Holmes
Oh?
3:53
From: John Watson
I've decided what you can do to make it up to me. You are going to buy me a new bed.
3:55
From: Sherlock Holmes
Ah.
3:56
From: John Watson
You destroyed the old one, you can pay for the new one.
4:00
From: Sherlock Holmes
All right.
SH
4:01
From: John Watson
Really?
4:03
From: Sherlock Holmes
Don't act surprised. You suggested it.
4:06
From: John Watson
I didn't think you would actually agree.
4:08
From: Sherlock Holmes
It's a fair and logical solution.
4:09
From: Sherlock Holmes
In fact I was going to suggest it myself.
4:11
From: John Watson
Oh.
4:12
From: John Watson
That's rather... sweet, I guess.
4:15
From: Sherlock Holmes
Meet me outside. I'm taking you bed shopping.
