2:09
From: John Watson

We're out of milk.

2:15
From: Sherlock Holmes

So?
SH

2:17
From: John Watson

Can you pick some up on your way home?

2:19
From: Sherlock Holmes

Why should I?
SH

2:20
From: John Watson

You still owe me.

2:22
From: Sherlock Holmes

That was last week, John.
SH

2:23
From: John Watson

You blew up my bed!

2:24
From: Sherlock Holmes

It was an experiment!
SH

2:25
From: John Watson

You nearly set our flat on fire!

2:26
From: Sherlock Holmes

I had it under control.
SH

2:27
From: John Watson

What if the building burned down? What if Mrs. Hudson had been injured?

2:28
From: Sherlock Holmes

Hypotheticals are irrelevant, John.
SH

2:29
From: John Watson

What were you even doing in my room?!

2:31
From: Sherlock Holmes

Well obviously I wasn't going to experiment on my own bed.

2:33
From: John Watson

I've been sleeping on the couch for five days!

2:34
From: Sherlock Holmes

I don't blame you. It's very comfortable.

2:35
From: John Watson

Sherlock!

2:37
From: Sherlock Holmes

I already apologized. I don't know why you're making such a fuss.

2:38
From: John Watson

Maybe it doesn't matter to you because you're some weird alien that doesn't need to sleep, but I need a bed!

2:39
From: Sherlock Holmes

Yes, you explained that very loudly several days ago.

2:41
From: John Watson

WILL YOU JUST GET THE BLOODY MILK?

2:42
From: Sherlock Holmes

I though the blood was why you threw out the last carton.

2:45

Fine.
SH

3:00
From: Sherlock Holmes

I'm at the store. Where is the milk?
SH

3:04
From: John Watson

You're an intelligent human being, Sherlock, I'm sure you can find it. Try looking for a big refrigerator.

3:05
From: John Watson

Or ask someone. It won't kill you to talk to other people.

3:10
From: Sherlock Holmes

I talked to a man and he started crying and ran away.

3:12
From: John Watson

Oh God. What did you say to him?!

3:13
From: Sherlock Holmes

I only told him that his obsession with sleeping with large women is an attempt to attain female attention which stems from a childhood deficiency of maternal attention.

3:14
From: Sherlock Holmes

Not good?
SH

3:17
From: John Watson

Not good. Very not good.

3:18
From: John Watson

I was wrong. You shouldn't talk to people.

3:24
From: Sherlock Holmes

I found the milk!
SH

3:36
From: Sherlock Holmes

I didn't get the milk.
SH

3:38
From: John Watson

What? Why not?

3:39
From: Sherlock Holmes

I was escorted from the premises.
SH

3:40
From: John Watson

What did you do?!

3:41
From: Sherlock Holmes

It seems that store managers don't like having their sexual history detailed in front of their employees and customers.

3:43
From: John Watson

Why did you— Never mind. I don't want to know.

3:44
From: John Watson

I should have known better than to try and get you to do anything that doesn't immediately benefit you.

3:48
From: Sherlock Holmes

Stop being angry with me, John. It's so tedious.
SH

3:50
From: John Watson

I'm not angry.

3:52
From: Sherlock Holmes

Oh?

3:53
From: John Watson

I've decided what you can do to make it up to me. You are going to buy me a new bed.

3:55
From: Sherlock Holmes

Ah.

3:56
From: John Watson

You destroyed the old one, you can pay for the new one.

4:00
From: Sherlock Holmes

All right.
SH

4:01
From: John Watson

Really?

4:03
From: Sherlock Holmes

Don't act surprised. You suggested it.

4:06
From: John Watson

I didn't think you would actually agree.

4:08
From: Sherlock Holmes

It's a fair and logical solution.

4:09
From: Sherlock Holmes

In fact I was going to suggest it myself.

4:11
From: John Watson

Oh.

4:12
From: John Watson

That's rather... sweet, I guess.

4:15
From: Sherlock Holmes

Meet me outside. I'm taking you bed shopping.