Chapter 2: Daniel's Motely Crew of Disorinenated Drunks.
Disclaimer: again i own nout.

Authors Notes: Ok, people, who will remain nameless have pointed out my spelling mistakes, personally i went over the first chapter and couldn't find one... but that may just be me?! But if you do find any plz tell me what they are so i can fix them. Good english isn't my tounge so, ya' know help me out if u want ... Ok now on with the tale.

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"So Teal'c, do you know what you have to do?"

Daniel asked the Jaffa again just to make sure he knew what he was doing. Teal'c the only sober member of the crowd had declined to huddle much to everyones dissapointment, so he stood back from Daniel's motely crew of disorinentated drunks or D.M.C.D.D.

"Indeed i do Daniel Jackson."

Daniel grinned like the chesshire cat.

"Gooooooood."

Daniel patted Teal'c on the back.

"Teal'c why don't you call me .... your Majesty?!"

"Because your are not Daniel Jackson."

Teal'c said in a matter-o-factly way.

"Ooook good point ...... 'C."

Daniel looked pleased with himself, Teal'c frowned.

"What?! so Jack's aloud to call you T' but i have to call you Teal'c ... Nah your 'C now man."

Teal'c nodded understanding.

"I see."

"Yes you are."

Daniel patted him again this time on the head (we couldn't find a helmet big enough for his ol' noggin).

"Ok "

Daniel smirked, Janet went bog-eyed, Teal'c shifted his weight, Siler put his spanner away and Chevron guy said.

"Chevron 7 is locked."

Janet frowned along with Daniel (Siler didn't notice, he was too busy trying to get his spanner down his trouser leg...not that spanner girls!). Janet shrugged.

"It's a medical condiction."

"O...K then shall we."

Daniel shook his head.

"'C your in goals, Janet up front ..."

She clenched his fists.

"Yes!!!!"

She skated off and began talking to Lucy. Daniel rolled his eyes (could have just been the alcohol ... but it was probably cause he didn't like that Lucy girl, she had gotten a bit too friendly with her hands more than once when Danny had been in the infirmary.)

"Siler, defending."

Daniel folded his arms.

"And me, i'm our streaker."

Siler choaked, Cheveron guy smiled.

"Er Dr. Jackson, i think you mean 'striker'."

Daniel frowned.

"Yeah thats what i said streaker."

Siler blinked and skated off to go and marvel at Teal'c in lycra.

"And as for you Chevie."

Cheveron Guy wasn't impressed.

"you 'mi compadre' are also defending so,"

Daniel slapped CG' on his butt with his hockey stick and pushed him off in the direction of Siler, Teal'c and Sam. Daniel watch CG get his footing before skating off to the centre of the ice to join Jack for the toss up.

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