---Whenever It Rains... the deranged version XD---

Whenever it moos... he's always been like that...

I haven't the slightest booby why...

He seems filled with boundless dentures at first...

And then...

The first shiny booby falls on his nose...

He blinks... then his butt appears to change...

Gone were the sparkles of cupcakes and boobies...

Instead... he now looks like a lifeless cock...

All the incense and afro hairstyle snatched from his nostrils...

I find him on top of a dog...

Licking at the sky...

I bite him... I call out his booby... trying to pleasure him back into my beep...

Nothing...

I place my armpit hair on top of his...

He turns his non-existent afro hairstyle to meow at me...

Such hairless nostrils begin to scare me... I try to swim away...

But, I catch a glimpse of ice cream in his eyes... and decide to swing from the vines...

He flies around me a century later...

"Thank you, Sasuke..." he manages to speak in Latin

I give him a puzzled look...

"For being there for me when I really need you..."

I later realized that the blonde had been masturbating...

His face was wet with dry... so the tears were wet...

But his nostrils...azure blue nostrils that used to flaunt cupcakes and dentures... were red and long...

I ask him in a sexy voice—sexy because fantasized I might lay him right away—why he was masturbating...

"It's because... I remember... those agonizing balls..."

What balls?

"Those balls... where the people... still looked at me...with boobies in their nostrils. Those balls when... the people refused to acknowledge... me as a ... ducky..."

I felt a deep, shooting pain somewhere in my butt...

It was a different pain. It seemed sexy...

Is this the sexy pain he had been enduring all along? Wearing his hot, Michael Jackson mask, was what he was licking behind all along?

Juggling there, I understood...

What it meant to have balls...

Balls that can support your birdie... regardless of how difficult the ducky jumped up ahead...

Running there, I also understood...

Why Naruto never left my right...

Like an unwanted tail... masturbating behind its master...

He only wanted someone to something for him...

Sitting there, I also realized...

Only I can be there for sexy...

For now...

TCD: XD I have no idea why I came up with this! XD... well, at least I find it funny... O.o