"Sasuke-kun~" The annoying pink bitch's voice called out dragging him painfully from his wonderous recollection of the threesome he had a month ago. Especially those wonderful, wonderful mouths, all four of them (five if you counted Itachi). He drifted back into the fansaty land just to be rudely dragged out of it when she pressed her non existent breasts against his arm, seriously she was so flat chested a pole had more breast than her. There was an angry cough.

"Excuse me sir, if you don't mind... GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY UCHIHA!" A pissed voice shouted, Sasuke turned to see Deidara glaring at Sakura. He was impressed, Deidara must have learnt something from Itachi about glaring, he was up to Uchiha standards (almost). Sakura glared back but it was nothing on Deidara's and it just made her uglier than she already was.

"Who says Sasuke's yours!" Suckura asked rudely still clinging onto Sasuke who was standing stiffly. "Besides I'm a GIRL!" Suckura added, Deidara raised a spectical eyebrow and looked at her chest.

"Really? You have no breasts what so ever, un." Deidara said dublisously, Suckura scowled.

"I'm wearing a dress for Kami's sake!" Suckura shouted, Deidara shrugged.

"So I know lodes of people who cross dress, un." Deidara said thinking of that time when Tobi stole Konans bra and wore it and the other time when Hidan dressed up as a school girl, speaking of Hidan... "and it's Jashin not Kami by the way." Deidara added, Suckura frowned.

"I have pink hair." Suckura added, Deidara sighed sadly.

"I feel sorry for you but that doesn't make you a girl, un." Deidara replied, Suckura seeing she could not win this arguement unless she dropped her pants decided to drop the argument.

"So what says Sasuke is yours!" Suckura said returning to the first question, Deidara sighed and pulled her off him. He then went behind him and wrapped his arms around his waist. Sasuke relaxed in his arms and leaned back comfortable.

"His reaction did, un. He was tensed with you showing he was uncomfortable but he immediately relaxed with me showing he's happy, un." Deidara said, Suckura gawped like a fish. Deidara smirked and went furthur. He pulled Sasuke tighter and began sucking on his neck teasingly with his very talented tounge (he can make clay statues with it for goodness sake!), Sasuke moaned quietly. Deidara stopped and looked with pride at the large love-mark he had made and smirked at Suckura.

"And there's that." Deidara added, Suckura stared frozen in horror. Sasuke whined missing Deidara's contact, Deidara went to the front of him and nuzzled his forehead apolojectedly. Sasuke pushed his lips against Deidara's licking his lip to make him part them, which he did. Soon their tounges were entwined and they were making out right in front of Suckura who's jaw was on the floor. Sasuke pushed Deidara into a tree so his back was against the hard bark, Deidara grunted slightly, Sasuke's hand found itself wandering up Deidara's shirt making the blond's eyes widen before he smirked.

"Aren't we fast forward, un?" Deidara asked, Sasuke growled and began to work on Deidara's neck. Deidara barely stifled a moan, Sasuke not liking that moved lower down. Deidara let out the moan giving in. They had forgotten all about Suckura but their attention was drawn to her as she screamed and fainted.

"Do you think she'll leave me alone from now on?" Sasuke asked, pulling away from Deidara's neck but still pining him to the tree.

"He better or I'll kill him, un." Deidara growled, Sasuke smiled in amusement.

"Aw, is ikkle Dei-Dei jealous?" Sasuke teased, Deidara shook his head.

"No, I'm not jealous. He's ugly, clingy and Uchiha-less." Deidara replied seriously but then he smiled "But I am possessive, un." Deidara said. Sasuke smirked.

"Do you want to go to my place?" He asked, Deidara laughed.

"Sure, un." Deidara said laying his head on Sasuke's shoulder. He swore he heard Sasuke mutter something like 'This time, I'm topping.' but he dismissed it and left for Sasuke's house hand in hand with the younger Uchiha.

A/N: *sarcastic* Can you see how much I love Whoreuno Suckura?

*honest* I hate her! She killed Sasori, she did not stop whining during Naruto and she did NOTHING and in Naruto Shippuden she has to be annoying still and she can't really do much which is useful.

Sorry it's short, I'll do another chapter soon!