-In which, what Madara couldn't accomplish could be done by two little babies
Don't worry! I didn't forget about this story! I was just planning it out!
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❤❀~Chapter Two~❀❤
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"Hn." We attack at dawn.
"Nuo! I thawt dhe plwan waiz two atytiwack wshtend he aislkepts!" No! I thought the plan was to attack when he's asleep!
"Hn." No, you annoying girl. It was always at dawn. Gosh, you're even more annoying as a baby than as a teenager.
"TWAKDE DHWEAT BWARCK!" TAKE THAT BACK! And Baby Sakura lunged at Baby Sasuke.
Naruto chose then to come in from the kitchen. "AH! NO, BABY SAKURA-CHAN! YOU CAN'T PUNCH BABY TEME, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF A JERK HE WAS TO YOU! OY! ARE YOU LISTENING, BABY SAKURA-CHAN? ACK! NO, DON'T TRY AND POKE OUT HIS UNDERDEVELOPED EYES! WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU ACTUALLY INJURE HIS SHARINGAN? TSUNADE WILL KILL ME! NO, COME ON! STOP IT!"
"Wow, Dickless is really having a hard time," Sai stated. "I mean, it was already hard when Ugly and the Traitor wouldn't talk to each other and used Naruto as a messenger that first month Team 7 was put back together, but this!" He could only shake his head in dismay. "It's like they want to torture him!"
Oh, Sai, you have no idea... Hinata thought before walking over to the fighting baby duo. "N-now now, st-stop this!" She untangled Sakura's fists from Sasuke's hair and picked the baby girl up. "Sakura, I thought . . . that you were m-more mature than this! Now apologize to Sasuke r-right now!"
But Baby Sakura glared at the now smirking Baby Sasuke.
"S-say it!" For a girl who stuttered, Hinata was suprisingly scary . . . well, from a baby's point of view.
"Swray..." the pink-haired baby apologized.
"Wow..." Naruto was in total awe. "You're so good with babies, Hinata-chan!"
"Babies?"
The blonde froze when he heard that voice. Aw, crap! It's...
"Hinata-sama, whose kids are those?" Neji asked, already at his cousin side, unable to believe his eyes.
"Well, it's a funny story, Neji," Naruto started out, scratching his head and forcing out a few laughs. Crap! I better make sure he doesn't misunderstands! "You see, they're—"
"Papa."
"WHAT?" Naruto looked down at the Baby Uchiha who now hugged his leg.
"Hn." Bye, bye, Dobe. "Papa," Baby Sasuke repeated with an evil smile on his face.
And unfortunately for Naruto, Sakura realized what Sasuke's plan was. "Mama!" she cried, snuggling into Hinata's chest.
"WHAT? YOU TOO?" Naruto screamed, feeling completely betrayed.
"Ooh, tough luck for you, Dickless," Sai said, a blank scroll out, ready to draw the oncoming chase.
"YOU SHUT UP, SAI!" Naruto turned back to the now fuming Hyuga prodigy. "Now, now, Neji, before you do anything rash, let me explain! I—"
"You…" The boy was definitely fuming. In fact, he was so angry that smoke was coming out of his ears. "You did this." A finger was pointed at the blonde. "You defiled Hinata-sama… You…" He was so angry he couldn't even finish any of his sentences. "I'll kill you for that!" And he pounced.
"WHAT? NO! NEJI! PLEASE, LET ME EXPLAIN! THOSE AREN'T MY KIDS!"
Time froze then, and Naruto thought he was in the clear, but...
"You're abandoning Hinata-sama after knocking her up?"
"WHAT? NO! NEJI! PLEASE! YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS ALL WRONG! THOSE TWO ARE SASUKE-TEME AND SAKURA-CHAN!"
"A LIKELY STORY!"
"NO, I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"
"Hn?" Do you think we went a bit too far? Sasuke asked of his fellow turned-into-a-baby teammate.
"Oh, twhawt nuwot gwudying twwoo fwar." Oh, that's not going too far. She held up a pair of scissors and walked over to Neji and pulled on his hair. "Dwtis izz." This is. And she cut off a large part of Neji's beautiful hair.
And when Neji realized this, he screamed. "WHO DID THIS TO MY HAIR?"
And expertedly, Sakura stuck the pair of scissors in Naruto's hands.
"YOU!" Neji accused.
"No, it wasn't—" But Naruto sighed, giving up. "Fine! You know what?" he said to his two teammates. "I'm sending you two to live with Kakashi-sensei."
Both babies' faces fell ashen.
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Done!
