Believer in Christ: The Holy One has return. Did he just call himself holy? This is blasphemy. THIS IS MADNESS!
Christ Himself: Yes you have. You have been blessed. Blessed? THIS IS SPARTA!
Believer in Christ: And with this blessing I will rid the world demons.
Christ Himself: The unholy ones are thee, Theia47, SonnyGoten, ImagingThings and TheBratMan Nice name.
Believer in Christ: Thee have wage war on our lord Jesus Christ and must be ridden!
Chirst Himself: And Alistairlevi13 for serving the dark lord Satan!
Believer in Christ: May all these wevil Rex and Weevil from Yugioh? ones burn in hell! Amen.
Christ Himself: Bless my son.
Believer in Christ: Thank you my lord! Amen and amen.

Chapter Title- Defeating the Whore!

A prayer (speak it out load Sarcastic comment loadingto be save, you unholy ones. If you do not do so, then to the depth of hell you unsaved souls will go forever! Actually, according to Dante, I'm going to the first circle of hell, which really isn't that badI'll see all my friends there.): Ibelieveineveryonethatisspokenwiththisholyword,andwillfollowitsothefullcommand,evenriddingtheworldofthoseflithlyatheist!Amenandamen!

And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire. -Leviticus 21:9

And we met to plan a attack on those evil beings. We discussed their weakness, and their desires to turn the good Christian world away from our glorious one big ego, much?and only great god of all nation, our lord Jesus Christ (fear all you athiest, jewish I was wondering when Judaism would get included in this, muslim, buddhist and all others that defy this great God Jews worship the same God as Christians, anus-wipe that will punish you and send you to hell, where you will burn for in all eternal history Again, wrong- virtuous non-believers will be sent to the first circle, which is basically a second-rate Heaven, where your body will torn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where you will be eaten by all foul breast I know some guys that would be very happy about that. You will all be punish, all of you. God does not put up with such evil things with this God fearing nation. And that nation is not just America, but all of the world Another Yugioh reference… Well, YGOTAS, really. This is God`s world! And you athiest must convert, pray for all your wrong doings Which are what?, and believe that our lord Jesus Christ is the one and only true God! Amen).

Hilarious, Truly hilarious- you just broke the first commandment. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." Jesus Christ is not God, he is His son, according to religious belief.

So we decided that we will attack a rational study group, for they work foul thins What? which the lord Jesus Christ forbid. We brought hundred of our most faithful servents to come along to see such Godful work!

"All hail Stan" they yelled. "We will serve the devil The devil's name is Stan?. We will corrupt the nation of God to bring everyone too hell, where they will will burn for in all eternal history, where their body will tourn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where they will be eaten by all foul breast Copy-Paste, much?. We must KILL GOD! GOD IS DEAD! Starship reference!" I was so dishearten by this comment that I want to rip the mans head of and fed it to the dog. You don't seem very disheartened to memore like incensed.

"Behold the greatest servent of the lord" I yelled to those foul things that call themselves people. "I have come to kill you all in the glory of our lord Jesus Christ".

"On behalf of our Satanic god Zeus, God of THUNDER Whores, we will slain you all. And we will send to hell!" said Clarisse La Rue, the leader of such an evil gang. Mad as I could be, I ran towards her and sliced of her unholy, God-riding hair Her hair rode God?! Her head rolled on the ground as the unbelievers scream. As the began to run we cached up to them and killed them all. We left the bodies to rot in the group, for they did not deserved to be buried. We left people to guard the bodies poor guardsI heard corpses smell disgusting, to stop any of the unbelievers into getting them.

The memory of the just is blessed: but the name of the wicked shall rot. -Proverbs 10:7

And we came across a temple that is a worship ground of the evil goddess Artemis, where she and her daughters kill holy lambs Wrooooong. Artemis is Goddess of the Hunt and Wilderness-she wouldn't touch a holy lamb. Also, she is an ETERNALMAIDEN, so she would never have daughters to the god of whores. And it made me sick!

"You must all be punish" I yelled to the sinners, the filth of the Godful Does that word even exist?world that our lord Jesus Christ rules over for eternal history, ever and ever, amen and amen! "You must boy down to our God (the only truth that must be offered in this day and age) or witness the wrath of Jesus of Nazareth, who is the one and only true God Repeat of broken first commandment. You will be sent to hell! Amen. Commit!"

"We will never bowed down to your Godful kind, for we want to corrupt the youth and bring war upon the world. WE ARE THE CAUSE FOR EVERYTHING, INCLUDING WORLD WAR 1 AND 2 But World War II killed homosexuals and non-ChristiansI thought these "prayer warriors" supported that?, THE WAR IN IRAQ, AND THE VIETNAM WAR. WE WANT TO BRING SUFFERING TO EVERYONE! We will send every single God fearing Christian servents of the lord Jesus Christ to the death row! You will all be punished And rightfully so. Not only did you thoroughly abuse spelling, grammar, and punctuation, but you broke 4 Commandments (1, 2, 6, and9)" said Annabeth, Zeus most famous whore! Wha- she's his granddaughter!

"All praise and glory to Jesus Christ, to whom I owe everything" I declared to the Dogful ROFL and Christian like world!

Annabeth laughed. "Those ways are old and tired. Our way is much better" she screamed.

"But at least our way works It may have worked 2 centuries ago, but not anymore. Does the term "global village" ring any bells?! Amen" I said to the Satanic and filthful whore. So I charged at her, grabbed her hair, and dragged her across the muddy and filthful road, where I got an axe and sliced her head open, and let all kinds of Godful worms eat her alive, letting none of her brain to survive. Those are some fast worms

THE WHORE WAS FINALLY DEAD! AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN!

And we had a holy party where we prayed to God and sang hymns of his greatness and glory. We did not drink, nor did we have sex, for that will make us look bad Yes, you don't do it because you want to look good, not because you're all underage, or because you have morals.. We were Christians and did not live like those filthy Atheist that mush all die! Amen.

PS: Priest do not have sex, so the church is not in trouble. It is holy and will be obey by all people! Well, that dependsin the Protestant faith, priests are allowed to marry and reproduce, so they do have sexual intercourse. In the Catholic faith, priests are ordered to abstain, but unfortunately, many Catholic priests do so anyway, and now many children and adults bear the scars of sexual abuse.