Here's chapter two! Let the randomness begin! : ) So, if you want to be mentioned, send me a review with the name you want and your personality. I'll find somewhere just for you. For the record, you'll probably be a friend from school, or someone who goes to Shay's work place. -_- Yeah.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
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Claire glared at Hidan. She hated the guy, she really did. It was his entire fault that Asuma died! The (censored). So now, she was stuck in Shay's bedroom getting interrogated by him. If that room was destroyed, they were all dead, Akatsuki or not. But, because she didn't want to be rude, she basically spent half the time glaring at Hidan, and then switched her glare to Kakuzu every couple of seconds.
"So, little girl," Kakuzu began, "Where are we?"
Claire's eye twitched, "Did you not just hear me? You're in Santa Barbra!"
"Santa Barbra doesn't exist," Hidan told her, sneering.
"Then where are we? Mario?" Claire growled.
"Why were you and your friend in the same room?" Kakuzu asked.
"None of your business you jerk," Claire stuck out her tongue.
"Yep. She's a (censored)," Hidan told his partner.
"You're the (censored)!" Claire yelled, any form of self control lost.
*
Out in the backyard, Maya stared at Kisame. Kisame stared right back at her. She continued to stare. Itachi watched impassively. Then, Maya grinned.
"If my friend Jack was here, she'd be so dead," Maya giggled.
Itachi raised an eyebrow.
"Is there anyone else who lives here?" he asked, thinking that this Jack person would walk in on them.
"Yeah, but she won't be back for a while. That's Shay, she's in New York," Maya smiled.
"Are you allies of Konoha?" Kisame asked.
"What's Konoha?" Maya asked, pretending to not know.
"How about Suna?" Kisame asked again.
"What's a Suna? Is it a cookie? Does it taste good?" Maya asked eyes wide.
"It's a country," Itachi told her.
"Oh…we have countries like China, Japan, Canadia, and Iceland," Maya told them.
"This isn't working," Kisame sighed.
*
Zetsu stared at the T.V. He tilted his head to the side.
"Wonder what it is," the white side asked.
"Doesn't look edible," the black side responded.
"Zetsu-san! Tobi found something!" Tobi came running in, "What is this?"
Zetsu stared at the blender.
"I have no idea," both sides said.
*
"Listen you little (censored), where are we," Hidan snarled.
"We are in Santa Barbra, in California, in the United States," Claire snarled, the added, "of America."
"There is no United States of Jashin-knows-what!" Hidan yelled.
"Then where are you, Nevada?" Claire yelled, "You are the most egotistical, self centered (censored) I have ever had the displeasure of knowing!"
"That's it! Come here!" Hidan yelled, launching himself at Claire.
"Wait! She could have more information!" Kakuzu yelled, trying to pull them apart.
*
"Are there any jutsu here?" Itachi asked.
"What's a jutsu?" Maya asked.
Itachi did Ameratsu. There went the azalea bush.
"No," Maya was very pale, "we can't do that."
*
"Hey Leader-sama, I found something un!" Deidara yelled.
Tobi, Zetsu, Konan, and Pein all came into the living room where he was.
"What is it Deidara," Pein asked.
"It's a map of Santa Barbra, un," he told them.
"I'll be darned," Konan muttered, "This is a real place."
"Tobi, get Itachi and Kisame. Deidara, get Kakuzu and Hidan, bring the captives also," Pein ordered.
T obi ran outside and yelled, "Leader-sama wants every one in here!"
Deidara walked up the stairs, opened the door, and froze. Kakuzu was holding Hidan back, while Claire stood in a corner. The room was destroyed.
"Uh…Leader-sama wants you guys," Deidara quickly left.
After a couple of minutes, and some fighting, every one was back in the living room. Pein stared at them, before talking.
"It turns out that Santa Barbra is real," Pein told them.
"Oh! Pwned you! What now sucker!" Claire yelled, pointing at Hidan.
"Riiiiight, anyway, we need these two alive because they know the area," Pein told them, "They will be our servants here."
"Wait, how about…good hosts?" Maya asked, "Whose rooms are private?"
"That's basically the same thing," Kisame told her.
"Yeah, but last guy to call Shay a servant got cursed," Claire told them, "at least now, she'll be semi-happy."
"Is there anything we need to know," Pein asked.
"Don't go in our rooms, they're private. And no magical ninja stuff, or killing people," Claire told them, "That's bad here."
"Well, now that that's settled, who wants waffles?" Maya asked.
*
Shay waved goodbye to Jack, who had dropped her off. She turned and walked up the driveway to 271 Monica Ave. It was a pretty little house, two stories, plain, and average. But when she opened the door, nothing would be average again. Shay stared at the criminals seated around the dining room table, being served waffles by her best friends. Shay blinked, but the image still stayed. What happened while she was in New York?
I showed up! Yay! Shay's my favorite character, and I'll be having a huge show down between her and the Akatsuki. Please review!
