Edward has always been such a perfect gentleman… But there's one thing he never told anyone… One day, he invented a cuss word…

The Invention Of A Cuss Word

The 100 years ago thing probably didn't happen, but the 100 years later DID… We actually made up the story a few months before we read Twilight. All names are incidental… (We named a dude Edward, and we realized it could've happened) Except for ours… We really Exist...

Disclaimer: If we owned Twilight, the movie wouldn't suck, and we'd be millionaires… But we don't, and it does, and we aren't….

_________________________________________________________________

Narrator POV

In 1909 Edward Anthony Masen and Paul Jared Smith are best friends walking home from school after getting their palms massacred by a yardstick…

"UGGHHH!!!! I can not believe that we got beaten for saying park!!! It isn't that much of a bad word!" Paul stormed.

"Well, perhaps we can make a new bad word…." Edward said thoughtfully…

"That is a good idea. But there leaves a problem to be solved. What is the new bad word?" Paul asked

"We shall just have to think of it…." Edward replied

Both boys walked absorbed in their thoughts.

"KRAP!!!" Edward burst out.

"Excuse me?" Paul asked.

"It is park backwards… But with a k, it shall look odd, so we shall write it with a C. Nobody but us shall know what it is!!!" Edward exclaimed.

"That's brilliant!!!"

They went home and tried it out… It worked!! Nobody knew what they were saying, and it was heaven, but then, the rest of the kids caught on, and the word crap became a cuss word. And Park was forgotten about… Until one day…