Fandom: Yugi-Oh! Duel Monsters
Pairing: Kaiba and Tea
Title: Why Kaiba Doesn't Drink Tea
Chapter 2: At the Tea Party (Part I)
A/N: I do NOT own Yugi-Oh! Duel Monsters, Kaiba, Tea, or any characters that I mention here. The next big update will be in the next chapter.
Kaiba parked his jet inside the Industrial Illusions gate. He took the keys out of the ignition, placed them in his pocket, and jumped outside of the driver's seat. He then walked calmly out of the jet before locking it. He took a deep breath before walking regally through the doors of Pegasus' establishment.
Pegasus immediately spotted the sexy evil male duelist and glided toward him smoothly. Kaiba looked around the grand lobby of the large business Pegasus owned. Nearly every expert duelist in Tokyo was there. Kaiba did not notice Pegasus gliding toward him; instead, he noticed the plethora of maroons and reds that adorned the room in which the tea party was held. He subconsciously let his mouth open slightly as he soaked in the atmosphere around him in sheer amazement. His eyes widened slightly as he noticed the other duelists have a few duels themselves.
He also noticed the glamorous maroon large rug with gold lining that covered the fuchsia floor. In the middle of the room, there was a large white table that was covered with a royal purple satin tablecloth. On top of the table, every kind of finger sandwich imaginable was stacked in pyramid-shapes on six large white plates. There were also several tiny plates and tea cups on the table. Pots of coffee and tea were abundant. There were even pitchers of punch on the table. Kaiba grinned and knew he did not regret coming to the tea party after all.
"Greetings, Kaiba," Pegasus said to knock Kaiba out of his reverie.
Kaiba smirked at Pegasus. "Greetings," he said.
"Nice to have you here," said Pegasus.
Kaiba kept the smirk on his face, folded his arms across his slim and sexy chest, and nodded back to Pegasus. It was at that moment when both of them noticed how well Kaiba's attire matched the scenery. Pegasus naturally spoke, first, however.
"How did you know my place was going to be decorated in maroons, Kaiba?" Pegasus asked.
"I didn't…?" Kaiba responded before he raised his right thin eyebrow.
"You always match the occasion, Kaiba. I trust you brought your best deck and duel disk?" Pegasus asked.
Kaiba grinned evilly and nodded. "Oh yeah. That's why I came," he said as he dramatically pulled out his deck of cards and duel disk.
Pegasus grinned at him. "Ah. Prepared for anything like always. It's one of the great advantages to being the owner of the Kaiba Corporation, eh?" he asked.
"I suppose," Kaiba shrugged as he looked at the other duelists instead of paying too much attention to Pegasus.
"Enh. Well, we should set you up with a few duelists to challenge," Pegasus said as he led Kaiba to a random duelist. Kaiba followed him and really just wanted to show the world who the greatest duelist was.
A few yards later, Pegasus tapped on Joey Wheeler's shoulder. Joey Wheeler turned around to see Pegasus and Kaiba looking at him. He nearly spat out his salami and havarti tea sandwich when he saw them.
"Joey, Kaiba would like to duel you," Pegasus said with a wide and evil smile.
"Sure, why not?" Joey exclaimed all too enthusiastically.
"Great. You two have fun. Tata," Pegasus said before slinking away from them.
Joey looked at Kaiba triumphantly as he led them to the back of the room where rows upon rows of battling grounds were located. They both headed for an empty one. "Ha! You won't win against me this time," Joey said.
It was at that moment when Joey's clumsy sister, Tea, ran from behind Kaiba with a boiling hot fresh serving of tea in her tea cup and had somehow tripped on her own shoelaces before accidentally throwing the cup in front of her. The tea cup shattered and exploded, which caused tea and shards from the cup to splash onto Kaiba. She looked up with her blue eyes that were ironically the same shade of blue as Kaiba's were. Kaiba slowly turned around and gave Tea a very rude glare.
Tea was sprawled out on her stomach with her limbs together before she pulled herself off of the ground and discovered that her white blouse was covered in tea from her B-cup breasts up to her round collar. She also looked at the now tea-stained maroon overcoat that Kaiba was wearing. "I'm really, really sorry," she said as she brushed her light jean knee-length skirt off.
"Couldn't you tie your fucking shoes like any normal person?" Kaiba asked sternly because he was very angry about how his fancy coat was effectively ruined.
"Well, I did, BUT they came untied again for your information," Tea responded in the same fashion as the one in which Kaiba addressed her.
"Tie them tighter," Kaiba said flatly.
Tea crouched down to tie her now tea-stained tennis shoes and laces. She double-tied them this time to ensure that this mistake would not happen again.
To relieve the tension, Joey asked Tea, "What are you doing?"
Kaiba just rolled his eyes and began to take off his overcoat. He revealed his black spandex top, the only article of clothing not stained with tea.
"Well, Joey, I just wanted to announce that Yugi will be here shortly," Tea spoke quickly and began hopping up and down. "I'm so excited."
"Oh dear God. I got splashed with tea on my fancy overcoat by some girl whose name is spelled in the same fashion as the vile drink just to hear about her stupid obsession with Yugi. I don't see how the effort was worth it, really," Kaiba thought as he finished stripping off his overcoat and slinging it over his right shoulder. He rolled his eyes in sheer annoyance. "Women," he thought.
"That's great, Tea," Joey said. "Hey! I need you to watch me duel Kaiba. You're always great moral support."
"Really?" Tea asked. "I totally hope you kick his rump, Joey!" With that, she jumped in the air and posed dramatically.
Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Fuck my life," he thought. "She needs to go away. NOW!" He walked into the duel area with Joey and Tea.
