Disclaimer: I do not own the Percy Jackson series.

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I quickly closed my gaping mouth. Percy too looked momentarily shocked but after several seconds, his face morphed into a large grin.

"No, no, no," I chanted under my breath.

Out of desperation I looked again at the number on the post-it note and the number on the door. Both read 208.

I groaned, kicked my bags through the door then slammed the door shut. I looked up to see the very attractive member of the male gender grinning like the idiot he really was.

"Oh dear god," I muttered.

"Nice to see you too Wise Girl," Percy smirked.

I scowled, Wise Girl, that was the annoying nickname Percy allocated to me in first year science class when I got 100% in my biology test. He has insisted on calling me it ever since, it drives me mad. I know, I know, Wise Girl, some insult, but trust me, coming from Percy, it really is. It's just the way he says it. Wise Girl, like it's some kind of privilege that he has given me a penname.

"So, as my new roomie, what do you want to do first?" Percy asked with a provocative wink.

"With you? Nothing. However, going up a couple more floors and jumping off the top roof is seeming like a very good idea."

Percy chuckled and took as step closer to me. I glared at him and took an even larger step backwards.

"Listen, Percy," I said with as much loathing as I could muster, "If I am going to be stuck sharing a dorm with youthis is how it's going to work: Under no circumstances do you look at me, touch me, communicate with me and most importantly you do nottouch anyof my belongings!"

"Well -" Percy started, still looking like the Cheshire cat.

"I am not finished," I snapped, "You stay in your bedroom, I stay in mine, and we will keep contact to the bare minimum. Do you understand?"

Ignoring my question Percy took another step closer put his arm around my shoulder, "Ah... What fun our years going to be!"

"Take it off, or I'll break it off!" I threatened referring to his arm.

Percy did not such thing and instead chuckled, "Oh, just wait till I tell Nico about my new bed-buddy."

I jumped about two foot high and a metre in distance, "Nico?" I exclaimed with distaste.

Nico di Angelo, second most infuriating person on the planet, next to Percy of course. Throughout high school, Nico was Percy's partner in crime. Together, they made my life hell. It started out as taking my tights during PE so I had to spend the rest of the day uncomfortable wearing a skirt and no socks. As we got older, the boys pranks grew bigger and more daring. The worst to date was when Percy and Nico set up a lingerie stand in the gym hall selling myunderwear. How they managed to get their hands on it I have no idea, I didn't really care at the time, I was too busy being humiliated.

"The one and only," Percy said grinning from ear to ear, "He stays in room 212,"

"Nico is here?" I gaped in horror.

"We can go visit him if you like," Percy shrugged casually, "He will be pleased to hear how excited you are to see him."

"I am the opposite of excited!" I practically yelled.

"Right, course you are" Percy said dismissively, "So... Now that my bed-buddy has arrived, shall we rock it in your bed or mine?" he asked 'conversationally'.

My jaw it the floor in shock and disgust.

"You are the single, most annoying and infuriating, sexist pig I have ever met in my entire life!" I shouted. I grabbed my suitcase and bag and stormed over to what I presumed to be my bedroom and opened the door.

"That's my room Annie," Percy said, I could practically hearthe smirk in his voice, "I do suppose we could share though."

Ignoring Percy, I closed to door and shuffled a few steps to my right to the next one, with one last glare at Percy I opened the door and slammed it shut.

I kicked my bags to the side and collapsed on my bed with a load groan.

At the end of sixth year, I had a mini party in my head thinking that I had got rid of the jackass forever. I should have known it was too good to be true cause my horrendous luck always ruined everything. Instead of studying in a Percy-and-Nico free environment, I got stuck sharing a dorm with Tweedle Dumb (aka Percy) with Tweedle Dee (Nico) a couple doors down the corridor.

Kill . Me . Now.

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My first proper chapter is complete. As the story progresses, the chapters will get longer. Chapter 1 gave a little more information on the story background and gave an insight into Percy, Nico and Annabeth's fan made characters.

Thalia should enter the story in the next chapter, she will be cousins with Nico and Percy. Rachel and Luke will come into the story in a couple chapters time. Clarisse, Chris, Silena, Beckendorf, Grover and Juniper will also be in the story at some point.

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Love,

Cam.