Yeah, it's been a few years…
hides Sorry, I've been busy with life…u…g…h…
So my writing has been neglected so it that last part won't be as good as the beginning and ALSO…It'll be very little that I' able to write. I have a busy life now since I'm having to do some projects nonschool related. Chaaa…Enjoy??
-Back at the House place-
"Hmmm…Gots any threes?" Can-Billy asked, picking his nose. Izumi and Can-Billy were currently playing 'Go Fish.' In the nice pleasant house of…errr…Billy's house. SUDDENLY! Izumi slammed her hand of cards on the table.
"I JUST FORGOT! YOU GUYS COMPLETED THE SEVEN FLAVOURS!" Izumi stood up and pointed at Can-Billy. Can-billy slapped his face, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"It's like, I know right?!" Izumi said looking down at Can-Billy.
"Hey pseudo Lady…If I'm one of the Tasty Flavours…Then what flavor AM I?"
"Well, Can-Billy, you see…when a Mommy and Daddy love eachother very much, they live happily ever after…BUT when an angry girl with no nose is born…Heck breaks loose and people die and stuff…"
"Oooooohhhh…"Can- Billy scratches his head, "Wait, what?"
Izumi sighs and then regains her red ANGRY face, "YOU'RE ORANGE FLAVOURED DANGIT!"
Billy licks his hand, "Mmm! I tastes like foot!" Izumi slaps her forehead and glares at Can-Billy.
Walking down the gloomy EndsVille streets was none other than our own Mandy and Grim. Yes, yes, the two were an odd pair…You know, one had no nose and the other was dead. Only this time Mandy was dawning a grotesque left mechanical left arm and the Dead one know as Grim was inside of a giant suit of armor.
"Oi, Maaaandy! Why on eart' do I have ta' wear dis suit of armor? It's all hot in here…" Grim whined.
"Can it metal head." She said glaring at the world, as is customary.
"Ye hurt ma feelins'! Are ye happy?" He began crying, "It's not ma fault I look like dis! WAAAA!"
"WHY HELLO THARR LADIES!!"
Suddenly they were greeted by a scary, yet comical sight…
It was…
CAN-SPERG!
"Hey Losers! It's me! Cola!"
"What?" Grim and Mandy said in unison.
"yeah! That's right, I was transfigured into HALF A CAN OF COLA!" He laughed.
Mandy simply walked up to him.
"H-h-hey! Wadda ya doin'?! N-n-no! Stay back! AAAAHHH!!"
Mandy punched him, causing him to burst into tiny droplets of cola.
"Hey, yo! Why'd you totally kill my partner, dawg?!"
Grim sighed, "You too Irwin?"
"Yeah! I know, yo! It's totally wigity-wigity-wacked out!" He shrugged, "Anyways, uh, I' m Surgeon Jalapeno, and it's time to kill you or something…yo." He threw a rock at grim, "HIIIIIYYYYAAA!!"
The rock hit grim's armor and bounced back at Irwin, "AAAAAHHH!!" The rock hit Irwin, causing him to explode.
