(Back with the Alliance, they've been walking around looking for the magic hat. And so far, no luck.)
Control Freak: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH! WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HOURS! WHERE COULD THAT STUPID HAT BE?!
Toilenator: Ow. I have no more feeling in my legs.
Zim: We'll never find that hat!
GIR: Where is my hat at?!
Kilgore: (groan) Kilgore is also growing tired of this wild goose chase!
Toilenator: Wait. Guys. Do you hear that?
Kilgore: Hear what?
Toilenator: It sounds like. . . .kids singing.
(Everyone started to listen as well. And they too started to hear the singing of children.)
Frosty the Snowman
was a jolly happy soul
with a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the Snowman
is a fairy tale they say.
He was made of snow but the children know
how he came to life one day.
Zim: What are they singing?
Control Freak: It sounds like. . . . . . .Frosty the Snowman?
There must've been some magic
in that oh so hat they found.
And when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around.
Kilgore: Magic? Hat?! IT'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR!
Control Freak: Quick! Let's follow the singing of these kids!
(The villains run through the field until they came to a part of town where they saw a huge snowman with a top hat, red nose, and a broom marching through the streets. And following were a group of small kids singing while following.)
Frosty the Snowman
was alive as he could be.
And the children say he could laugh and play
just the same as you and me.
Kilgore: ARRGH! That song becoming ANNOYING!
Control Freak: That's not all! Look on his head!
(Control Freak points to the hat on top of the snowmans head.)
Toilenator: It's the hat! YAY!
Zim: Let's get it!
Control Freak: WAIT! We can't just run out there and grab it! We don't want to cause too much panic when they see me, an alien, a robot, and a toilet-themed villain just running through the streets.
Kilgore: Well what should we do then?!
Zim: I'll put on my disguise!
GIR: SUIT UP!
(Zim and GIR quickly put on their human and dog disguises.)
Zim: There. Now no one will suspect a thing.
GIR: I feel snuuuuuuuuuuuug.
Control Freak: It'll have to do. Kilgore. Since everyone is celebrating Christmas, you can act as a. . . .
Kilgore: Don't you dare say the "T word"! Or I'll. . .
Control Freak: As a toy.
Kilgore: NO! KILGORE IS NOT A TOY!! HE IS A ROBOT! CAN YOU NOT TELL?!! I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!! THE KING OF ALL EVIL!!
Control Freak: And the perfect size for a toy disguise.
(Kilgore started grumbling all kinds of unkind things to himself.)
Control Freak: And Toilenator, you're going to have to take off that ridiculous getup.
Toilenator: What?! No! I can't take off my costume! I've worn it ever since I first put it on!
Control Freak: Toilenator! We can't have you walking around town looking dressed like that!
Toilenator: Aw, come on! Watch! Maybe I can pretend to be a plumber! Yeah! A super plumber!
GIR: AS SEEN ON T.V.!
Control Freak: Yeah, no! Actually, I think you're gonna have to sit this one out.
Toilenator: Aw, no! Come on!
Control Freak: FINE! Alright already! Let me think. Hmmm. How about this? Go back to the ship! When we get the hat, drive it and come pick us up so we can get back to the castle.
Toilenator: YAY! Don't worry guys! I will not fail you! Toilenator, AWAY!
(And the Toilenator ran back into the woods to find their ship while Control Freak, Zim, GIR, and Kilgore chased after the kids and the snowman.)
Toilenator: YAY! I'm going to find the ship! And we're going to win at last! Now where did we park it?
(Toilenator looked everywhere for the ship until he realized something.)
Toilenator: Oh, no! I forgot! WE TURNED ON THE CLOAKING DEVICE WHEN WE LEFT!!! Hmm. looking back, that wasn't the best idea.
(Back at the castle, all the ghosts were still celebrating their party while Vlad still sat in his chair stone-faced. The Box Ghost is with Skulker, Ember, and Technus were discussing their plan to help Vlad celebrate.)
Technus: Are you certain this will work Box Ghost?
Box Ghost: I'm positive. Now let's go.
(The ghosts walk up to Vlad. Skulker hands Vlad a cup of hot chocolate.)
Skulker: I figured you might want a drink.
Vlad: I don't drink liquidated chocolate.
(Vlad dumped his cup into a trash can. Ember came up to him and gave him a box.)
Ember: Merry Christmas Vald.
Vlad: What is inside?
Ember: You're gonna have to open it to find out.
(Vlad opened the box and inside was a huge football autographed by some famous football players from his world.)
Ember: We went back to your mansion and found it for you.
Vlad: Thanks, but unless you could make me rich again, this ball isn't worth the skin on it.
(Vlad threw the football to the other side of the room and once again resumed his pouting. Ember walked back to the other ghosts.)
Ember: That guy seriously has ice in his veins!
Box Ghost: Well we gotta think of something or he'll get arrested.
Technus: I think I have just the thing.
(Technus walks up to Vlad and gives him something else. Money.)
Vlad: Nice try.
(Vlad throughs the money into the fireplace making it burn.)
Technus: Hey! Technus 2.0. was gonna buy a new home theatre system with that money!
Vlad: Were villains! We take what we want, not buy! This truce is making all of you WEAK!
(Vlad got up out of his chair and stormed off.)
Box Ghost: Vlad! Wait! Uh. . .uh. . .want some punch?!
(The Box Ghost flew as quickly as he could to keep up with Vlad.)
Ember: Box Ghost! Look out!
Box Ghost: Huh?
(The Box Ghost then ran into the table causing the punch to fly up into the air and land right on top of Vlads head spilling punch all over him.)
Box Ghost: Uh oh.
Vlad: I. . . . .HATE. . . . . .CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
(Vlad changed into his ghost form and started firing ghost rays all over the room in anger destroying the lights, dinner, and even the tree. All the other ghosts ran for cover to escape Vlads barrage of ghost attacks. As soon as he was done, the entire room was destroyed. Walker ran up to Vlad and grabbed his arm.)
Walker: I've had about enough out of you. You're under arrest.
Vlad: Fine! Why would I want to be here anyways?!
Box Ghost: Wait! Walker! Give him another chance!
Walker: I can't do that. That'd be against the rules.
Vlad: Just get me out of here.
Walker: Quiet punk!
(Walker opens up a portal leading to the Ghost Zone taking Vlad with him. The Box Ghost stares down at the ground in disappointment while the other ghosts walk up to him.)
Ember: We're sorry.
Box Ghost: (sigh) This is the worst Christmas ever.
(Back with the Alliance, they had finally caught up with the snowman.)
Control Freak: OK. Is everyone clear on the plan?
Kilgore: I don't know why I'm going through with this. This is degrading!
Zim: Shut up and get out there!
(Zim throws Kilgore out into the field. When the kids saw him, they immediately said things like "Oh, how cute!" and "This is the cutest toy ever!" While Kilgore kept yelling out things like "I am not cute!" and "Fear me!". As soon as the kids left with Kilgore, Zim, GIR, and Control Freak ran out and went after the snowman.)
Control Freak: At last! That hat is ours!
GIR: Look! A bunny!
Zim: Huh?
(And of course, GIR was right. Standing right next to them was a small white rabbit. Along side him was a small girl with blond hair wearing white earmuffs, white gloves, and a red coat.)
Karen: Who are you guys?
Control Freak: Uh, we are. . .uh. . .Fre. . .Fred? FRED! My name is Fred. And this is Zi. . I mean. .uh. . .Zack!
Zim: ZACK! I AM NOT. . .
(Control Freak covered Zims mouth before he could say another word then started whispering to him.)
Control Freak: Quiet. If she finds out we're from another world, she might tell everybody and our cover will be blown.
Karen: Are you new in town?
Control Freak: Um, yeah. We're from the town of. . . .Pittsburg. Yeah that's right.
(The rabbit inspected the group and looked at GIR who was with them.)
Control Freak: Uh, what's with the rabbit?
Karen: Oh. Hocus is just looking at your toy. The other kids found a toy lying in the snow and ran off with it. Yours kid of looks like that one.
GIR: HI!
(The rabbit named Hocus backed away when GIR started talking.)
Karen: Yours talks too?
Zim: Of course it does. By the way, we couldn't help but notice your snowman friend over. . .
(Zim and Control Freak looked and saw that the snowman had disappeared.)
Zim: IT'S GONE!
Control Freak: Where did he go?!
Karen: There he is.
(Everyone looked and saw the snowman walking around.)
Control Freak: WAIT! HOLD IT!
Karen: Frosty! Wait up!
Zim: Frosty? Is that the name of this snowman?
Control Freak: I guess that explains the song they were singing back then.
(The group runs to the snowman named Frosty.)
Frosty: Hi Karen. How are you doing?
Karen: Frosty! I want to introduce you to some friends I made. This is Fred and Zack.
Zim: Hello snowman. My, that is a truly WONDERFUL hat you're wearing.
Control Freak: Oh, yes. Might I try it on?
Frosty: I'd love to, but I can't take it off.
Control Freak: Of course can. You just grab the hat and take it off your head. Simple.
Karen: It's not that. If Frosty takes off his hat, he turns back into a snowman again.
Zim: Just let me try it on!
GIR: HAT FEVER!
Frosty: I'm sorry but. . .
Control Freak: Just give it to me!
(Zim and Control Freak started ganging up on Frosty trying to get his hat. Hocus hopped on top of Zims head trying to beat him up.)
Frosty: Whoa! Uh, guys? Isn't it a little to early for wrestling season?
Karen: Hey! Get off of Frosty!
(Zim and Control Freak made a jump for it trying to grab the hat. But they missed and fell face first into the snow.)
Zim: OW! THE ACCURSED SNOW! IT BURNS!!!
Frosty: Hop on my shoulders Karen!
(Karen climbed on top of Frosty. Hocus climbed on top of him too. Frosty then lied down on his belly and sped off across the snow.)
Control Freak: HEY! THEIR GETTING AWAY!!
Zim: THIS SNOW! IT STILL BURNS!
Control Freak: SHUT UP! LET'S GET THEM!
(Control Freak and Zim grabbed their laser cannons and fired laser blasts at the snowman. However, he is going too fast and their laser blasts kept missing.)
Zim: They're gone!
GIR: GIGGITY GIGGITY GONE!
Control Freak: Not yet they aren't! I expected this to happen so I brought out the big guns!
(Control Freak pulled out a gigantic spray can with the name "Summer Wheeze" on it.)
Zim: What is this?
Control Freak: BEHOLD, SUMMER WHEEZE! It's an aerosol spray that destroys snow on contact! We just spray it on the living snowman and he'll be nothing but a puddle on the ground! Then we'll make off with that hat!
Zim: PERFECT! SPRAY IT!
(Control Freak and Zim picked up the giant can of Summer Wheeze and got on some rocket scooters.)
Control Freak: I didn't think bringing the rocket scooters were necessary until now.
(Zim, GIR, and Control Freak, along with the big can of Summer Wheeze sped across the snow looking for Frosty and his magic hat.)
(Meanwhile, Kevin was in his room looking into a mirror at himself. At that moment, Jack Spicer entered the room.)
Jack: Well. You look human.
(Kevin tried to respond, but he realized that he can't talk.)
Jack: Let me guess. That sea witch gave you what you wished for, and in return she wanted your voice.
(Kevin nodded his head.)
Jack: I knew it. So, how is it going?
(Kevin draws something on a piece of paper and gives it to Jack. Jack looks at the paper and reads it.)
Jack: "You have to help me when I meet Azula. I can't do this alone. I need someone to help me say what I'm trying to say." WHAT?! Are you crazy?! I don't want to go anywhere near her! She really scares me man!
(Kevin glares at Jack Spicer and pounds his fists together trying to make a point.)
Jack: Uh, but hey. I lived a full life. Fine. I'll take you to her.
(Kevin follows Jack Spicer to the lunchroom where they see Azula at the table talking with her friends Shego, Harley Quinn, Blackfire, Charmcaster, Cree Lincoln, and Vicky. Both Kevin and Jack gulped nervously as they approached the girls.)
Charmcaster: Uh, oh. Don't look now Azula. But here comes Jack Loser.
(Azula turned around and saw Jack Spicer along with a boy she never met before.)
Jack: Uh, hello ladies.
Azula: Do you mind? We're talking here.
Cree: And who is that other boy with you?
Jack: You girls, this is Kevin.
Harley: KEVIN 11?!
Vicky: Wow. He looks. . .not hideously ugly.
Azula: Seriously. Who is he?
Jack: You want me to prove this is Kevin. Fine. Kevin. Absorb the energy of something.
(Kevin nods his head and starts absorbing energy from Jack Spicer.)
Jack: Not me! NOT ME! DUDE!
(Kevin stops letting Jack go. Azula stands up and glares at Kevin.)
Azula: I don't know what you are trying to pull, but it's not going to work. If you value your life, you will stay as far away from me as possible!
Jack: Wait. Wait. Give him a chance. You said you wouldn't date him because he was a freak back then. And now look. He's human.
(Jack starts whispering in Azulas ear.)
Jack: Plus he can't talk, so you won't hear him making any embarrassing flirts toward you.
(Azula seemed to like the idea of Kevin not talking, but still wasn't sure whether to go out with him or not. Kevin was shaking nervously about what her answer is going to be.)
Azula: Fine. I'll give you one chance.
Shego: Say what now?
Blackfire: Azula. Are you sure about this?
Azula: No. But at this rate, I'd do anything to get him off my back.
(Kevin was really happy, but tried to act more sophisticated so he won't ruin his chances. As they both left the lunchroom, Jack Spicer walked up to the girls and tried to act suave toward them.)
Jack: Ladies.
(The girls grossed out by Jack flirting them started beating him up. Jack was screaming like a little sissy girl as the girls pummeled him.)
(Meanwhile, Zim and Control Freak were still zooming around the forest spraying Summer Wheeze all over the place. Snow disappeared when the Summer Wheeze was sprayed. Night soon came, and they were still having no luck finding Frosty.)
Zim: We've been searching forever!
Control Freak: Don't worry. Almost all the snow is gone. That snowman can't hide forever.
(Suddenly, at the worst possible moment, snow fell from the sky and covered the ground again.)
Zim: AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! THE SKY! IT RAINS DEATH!!!
Control Freak: AUGH! It shouldn't be that hard to find some stupid hat!
(Suddenly, Zim and Control Freak heard high-pitched ranting in the distance. They looked up on a hill and saw Kilgore following them.)
Kilgore: THANKS FOR THE HELP YOU MORONS!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LI. . .
(Kilgore suddenly started to trip and started to roll downhill. While rolling, he became trapped in a giant snowball that was headed right for the alien and the nerd.)
Control Freak: RUN!
(Zim and Control Freak ran for their lives, but the ball caught up with them and they got caught in it too. After rolling downhill a few times, they all crashed into a tree.)
Control Freak: Brrrr. Th. .th. .this is j. .j. . .just g. .gr. .GREAT! ACTHOO! NOW I HAVE A C. . .CO. . .COLD!
GIR: Snow, snow, let it blow!
Zim: AUGH! IT STILL BURNS! I HATE THIS INFERIOR EARTH WEATHER!
Kilgore: AND I HATE THIS PATHETIC HOLIDAY!
Control Freak: TH. . .THERE'S N. . .NO WAY THI. . .TH. .THIS C. . .COULD POSSSSSIBLY GET ANY W. . .W. . .WORSE!!
(Suddenly, a blizzard hit, and froze Zim, GIR, Kilgore, and Control Freak in ice. Right when they froze, Frosty, Karen, and Hocus came by and saw them.)
Karen: Frosty! Look! It's those guys who were chasing after us.
Frosty: You're right.
(Hocus hopped up to the frozen villains and punched them. But the ice was so thick, he ended up hurting his hand.)
Frosty: Wow. They must be really cold.
Karen: Maybe we should help them.
Frosty: I don't know. They did try to chase us. Remember?
Karen: Well everybody needs some help. Who knows? They might be our friends.
(Frosty and Hocus helped Karen push the big block of ice into a warm greenhouse where tropical holiday poinsettias were growing.)
Frosty: I remember this place. I went inside, and the rest after that was just a big blur to me.
Karen: You melted. Then Santa brought you back to life.
Frosty: Oh yeah. I remember that. Well, let's get them inside.
(Frosty, Karen, and Hocus both pushed the villains into the greenhouse. When they went inside, Frosty was already starting to melt.)
Karen: Oh no! Frosty! You got to get back outside quick!
Frosty: Don't worry Karen. What's the worst that can happen?
(Suddenly, a breeze blew and shut the greenhouse door locking Frosty, Karen, and Hocus inside.)
Frosty: Me and my big mouth.
(Meanwhile, the Toilenator is still running through the forest looking for their ship.)
Toilenator: Hello?! Here ship! Here ship!
(And the Toilenator still doesn't see it.)
Toilenator: Oh man! Those guys are going to kill me! I gotta find that our ship befo. . .
(Suddenly, the Toilenator ran into something hard that appeared to be invisible.)
Toilenator: OW! Wait! THE SHIP!! I FOUND IT!! YAAAY!!!
(The Toilenator went inside and came up to the drivers seat.)
Toilenator: OK. Let's see. How do I work this thing?
(The Toilenator pressed a button and in an instant, the ship blasted off into the sky at hyper-speed. The Toilenator tried to wrestle with the controls trying to make it stop.)
Toilenator: !!!! HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING?!
(Back in the greenhouse, Zim, Control Freak, Kilgore, and GIR open their eyes and look around to see where they are.)
Zim: Huh?! What is this?! Where are we?!
Kilgore: It appears to be some sort of Earthly plantation facility.
Control Freak: I think we were fro. .ah. . .ah. . .AH. . .ATCHOO frozen for a while.
GIR: It feels like a heeeeeatwaaaaaave.
Kilgore: But if we were frozen, how did we end up in here?
(Suddenly, the group started to hear some crying inside the house.)
Control Freak: Did you hear that? It sounds like someone crying.
(The group walks around the greenhouse until they saw Hocus comforting Karen who is crying over a large puddle with a hat on it.)
Kilgore: Look! On the puddle!
Control Freak: THE HAT!
(Control Freak runs up to grab it then runs back to the group.)
Control Freak: VICTORY! THE HAT IS OURS! FOR THE FIRST TIME, WE HAVE COMPLETED A MISSION! NOW CAN. . .WE CAN. . .we. . .can. . . . . .
(Control Freak paused when he saw Karen and Hocus still crying over the puddle.)
Zim: Well?! Are we going or not?!
Control Freak: Something is wrong. I'm feeling something inside me. Some weird feeling.
Kilgore: Wait! Now I'm starting to feel that same sympathetic feeling as well.
Zim: GAH! It's happening to me too! That pathetic human emotion!
Control Freak: Oh no! Were being attacked by GUILT!
Kilgore: We got to get out of here fast!
Control Freak: I. . . . .I. . . . .OH, CAN'T DO IT!
Zim: Even I, the mighty ZIM! Is welling up in human sympathy!
(Kilgore starts crying)
Kilgore: Why can't we do it?! (sob) SOMEONE MAKE THE GUILT STOP!
Control Freak: Guys. There is only one way to get rid of this touchy feeling. But you're not going to like it.
Zim: I am already not liking it!
(Control Freak walks up to Karen and Hocus and gives her a hug. Control Freak almost threw up but tried to hold it in.)
Control Freak: I can't believe this is coming out of my mouth. But we're s. . . .s. . . .soooo. . . .ssssss. . . .SORRY! Ow, that hurt!
Karen: (sob) He (sniff) he was my friend.
Zim: I am not going to cry!
(GIR starts rolling across the floor crying.)
GIR: I NEVER LIKED POTATOES! BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Kilgore: This is pathetic! And yet, I cannot stop this infernal crying!
Control Freak: Aw man! I'd do anything to make it better again.
??: And of course you can!
(Everyone stopped their crying and looked at the door which started opening up. And walking inside came a fat guy in a red suit, wearing a red hat, and on his face was a big white beard.)
Everyone: SANTA CLAUS!
Santa: Well now. What do we have here?
Karen: It's Frosty. (sniff) He melted again.
Santa: Well now, that's nothing we can't fix. Watch.
(Santa used his Christmas magic to summon a cold breeze into the greenhouse. The breeze circled around the puddle and went back outside. Santa, Karen, Hocus, Control Freak, Zim, GIR, and Kilgore ran outside and saw Frosty being remade again.)
Santa: Now. It just needs one more thing.
(Santa looked around and saw Control Freak, Zim, and Kilgore trying to sneak away with the magic hat.)
Santa: Ahem!
(The villains stopped dead in their tracks and knew they had to return the hat.)
Control Freak: Here. Take the hat. It doesn't matter much to us now anyways.
Santa: I've been watching everything you've been doing you three. And I gotta say. . . . .I couldn't be more happy for you.
Control Freak, Zim, and Kilgore: SAY WHAT NOW?!
Kilgore: But we were the ones who tried to steal the hat and melt that snowman!
Santa: True. But in the end, you also apologized. For a group of bad guys, you did alright.
Zim: I have one more question! What happened back inside that greenhouse? We were about to leave with that hat. But suddenly this emotion called guilt stopped us.
Santa: Hohoho! That's the magic of Christmas for you. During the holidays, even the cruelest of persons can have a heart of gold. What you did in there wasn't an easy thing for you to do, but I'm proud of you for doing so anyways. It takes a true person to do something like that.
Control Freak: So uh. . . .I guess you'll be needing this then?
Santa: Only if you want it. It's not my decision.
(The villains were about to scram with the hat, but something inside them told them it was a bad idea. The villains thought hard about this, and reached a decision. Amazingly. . . . .they were generous enough to give the hat to Santa.)
Santa: Hohoho! Good choice boys.
(Santa Claus then proceeded to walk over to Frosty.)
Kilgore: Uh, did we just give the hat back to that fat guy?!
Zim: I think I feel sick!
Control Freak: Me too. But. . . .it's a good kind of sick.
GIR: Sickle STICKS!
Santa: Alright Frosty! We're all waiting for you!
(Santa put the hat on Frostys head and he came back to life.)
Frosty: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Karen: FROSTY! YOUR BACK!
(Karen and Hocus hugged the snowman and he hugged back. Karen saw the three villains walking away.)
Karen: Hey wait! Comeback!
Zim: Wha?! Oh, no no no no no! We're fine!
Frosty: Aw c'mon! It will be fun!
Control Freak: (groan) I guess we have no choice.
Zim: CURSE YOU TOUCHY HOLIDAY FEELINGS!! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!
(Even though they didn't want to, they had to come over to Frosty and hug him. Then, they all started dancing and singing.)
Frosty the snowman
was a jolly happy soul
with a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman
is a fairy tale they say.
He was made of snow but the children know
how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic
in that oh so hat they found.
And when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around
Frosty the snowman
was alive as he could be.
And the children say he could laugh and play
just the same as you and me.
(As the villains stopped singing and dancing, they ran back into the woods. Frosty, Karen, Hocus, and Santa waved goodbye to them as they left. Soon, the villains arrived in a far away part of the forest.)
Control Freak: OK. That was really creepy and really embarrassing!
Kilgore: We must never speak of this again!
Everyone: Agreed.
Zim: Let's just get out of this place! All this horrible jolliness is getting to me!
GIR: Frosty the sno. . .
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Control Freak: The Toilenator should be here to pick us up by now. Where is he?
Toilenator: HI GUYS!
(The gang sees the Toilenator running up to them.)
Control Freak: Toilenator! Where's the ship?
Toilenator: Uh, about that. . .
(Suddenly, the ship flew right past them spinning out of control until it crashed to the ground and exploded.)
Toilenator: I kinda set the ship on autopilot.
Control Freak: I knew I shouldn't have let you drive!
Kilgore: NO! YOU IDIOT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?!
Toilenator: Uh, we should've gotten covered for insurance before we came here?
Kilgore: WE ARE TRAPPED IN THIS UNIVERSE WITHOUT A WAY BACK TO THE CASTLE!!!!
Zim: WHAT?! I CAN'T LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE IN THIS FREEZING SNOW! WE'LL DIE!!
Control Freak: Maybe YOU will! But now we have to celebrate Christmas in this death trap!
Toilenator: NO! I forgot that tomorrow's Christmas and we're gonna miss it!
(The Toilenator starts crying.)
Control Freak: (sigh) This is the worst Christmas ever.
(Back at the castle, Kevin and Azula were outside watching a full moon from on top of a snowy hill.)
Azula: (sigh) You know Kevin? I don't really like you at all much. In fact, I wish I could burn you and scatter your ashes across the globe where no one will find them. But actually, I'm sort of glad I gave you a chance. I mean, it's not like me to act like this, but I think we've had a really fun day. Fighting those Thundercats, tormenting that kid with the fairies, and even that Shen Gong Wu raid we pulled off. Honestly, I didn't think you had it in you.
(Kevin nodded his head.)
Azula: Oh, right. I forgot. You still can't talk. You know, I kind of miss it when you were an annoying pest.
(Kevin leaned forward and puckered his lips toward Azula.)
Azula: Whoa! Hold it! What do you think you are doing?!
(Kevin grabbed some paper and a pencil and drew a picture of him and Azula kissing each other.)
Azula: Are you serious?! I told you before! I don't love you and I never will! We can be friends, but we're not lovers.
(Kevin lowered his head in disappointment. Suddenly, Kevin felt himself changing. He looked at his skin and saw that he was turning back into his monster form.)
Azula: Kevin?! What's going on?!
(Kevin unable to answer ran back inside the castle while still changing. Azula was confused when he saw Kevin running away.)
Jack: Wow. Some friend he turned out to be.
(Azula turned around and saw Jack Spicer standing behind her.)
Azula: What do you want?!
Jack: Nothing. Nothing at all. I was just watching the show and I gotta say, I think your "friend" doesn't want to be around you anymore.
Azula: You shut up! We're great friends!
Jack: That wasn't what you said before.
Azula: I didn't want to be his girlfriend! That's all!
Jack: But Kevin did. Obviously, you didn't know why he became human in the first place. You see, he went to Ursula to turn him into a human. And in exchange, he had to give her his voice. He did it all for you and you turned him down. Such a shame, really.
(Azula felt shocked when she heard the story. She had never felt guilt for anyone or anything in her life. But this was huge. A tear suddenly fell right down her cheek.)
Azula: I. . .didn't realize.
Jack: Meh. Who needs him? I know someone else who has a thing for you.
Azula: What? Who?
Jack: He's right in front of you.
Azula: (gasp) YOU LITTLE CREEP!!!
(Azula fired a huge lightning bolt at Jack Spicer, but he then pulled out some weird lightning rod like invention from out of his jacket and directed it at the oncoming bolt. When he flashed the rod out, the lightning was absorbed right into it. Azula was shocked at how her lightning was deflected so easily, and by a buffoon.)
Jack: Now then, where were we?
(Meanwhile, Kevin walked down the hallways as a monster again and ran back into Ursulas room.)
Ursula: Oooh. I see the spell wore off, eh?
(Kevin glared at the sea witch in anger.)
Ursula: What?! What is it?
(Kevin still unable to talk pointed to the locket around Ursulas neck.)
Ursula: Oh, you want your voice do you? Well tough! We made a deal! I gave you five hours of human time and you traded me your voice in return. Fair's fair.
(Kevin pounced on the sea witch ordering her to give his voice back.)
Ursula: OOF! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME! FLOTSAM! JETSAM! GET HIM OFF OF ME!!
(Flotsam and Jetsam jump out of the water and constrict Kevin dragging him down under. Kevin wrestled with the eels in an attempt to free himself and swim up to get some air. After pulling the eels off of him, he swam up to the surface where Ursula faced him. Kevin gave her a threatening look as he bared his teeth and readied another attack on the sea witch. Ursula knew she doesn't stand a chance against Kevin wishing she had the trident.)
Ursula: OK, fine! Here's your voice!
(Ursula took off her locket and threw it on the ground smashing it to pieces. When the locket was smashed, Kevins voice was returned to him.)
Kevin 11: That's more like it.
Ursula: Just don't expect me to help you with anything anymore you ungrateful little freak!
(Ursula swam back down to the water with her eels as Kevin walked out of her room. As he left, he was happy about getting his voice back, but became saddened again after remembering that Azula dumped him.)
Kevin 11: (sigh) This is the worst Christmas ever.
