Hello, faithful readers~! Thanks for reveiwing, if you did, and I don't mind constructive criticism! For those of you who wondered what Kimiko's idea of fun is, you'll find out in this chapter~! Enjoy! And I'm reeeaaaallllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy sorry for the looooooooong wait, I had to go on like a 6-week vacation with NO Internet!!
Oh, and I forgot the disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, but I do own Kimiko!!!
Chaos, Disaster, and a Girl Named Kimiko
Chapter 2: Kimiko's Chaos!
Kimiko stared sullenly at the strange door-like thing that occupied the space in her now-empty closet. She gave an evil glare at the three Shinigami standing to the side. "Why the hell is that thing in my closet??"
Matsumoto trembled. "Don't look at me like that! It was his fault!!" She pointed at Hitsugaya, who glared at her so much that the temperature in the room seemed to drop ten degrees; Kimiko felt like tearing up her feather pillow to get them to stop arguing. She spread her wings and effectively knocked all three onto the ground. "Now listen here, you," she growled, standing over them, "I'm sick and tired of listeni9ng to you guys argue the shit out of each other! So why don't we just go??" They nodded meekly--saying you've been stared down by an angry girl is not the same as experiencing it.
Kimiko stepped back and walked over to her closet. "Well? Are we going?" She put a hand on the frame as she stumbled over a stray cardboard box, as she watched, stunned, a brilliant white light flared through the strange door-like apparatus. Hitsugaya commented, "You've opened the gate to Soul Society. Bravo for discovering a way to do it accidentally." He stepped through the portal and was gone in a flash of light.
Kimiko seethed and told herself she would pay him back. She grinned widely. She would, she would...
Kimiko looked around in wonder; she hadn't realized the Soul Society was so big... And was it just her, or was there a strange absence of bright colors?
She grinned very evilly to herself. She had just had a brilliant idea on how to make random chaos as well as disaster. And with Kimiko, that was a very, very bad thing!
Kimiko trudged through the Seireitei; the silver-haired girl held a hand-drawn map, and was studying it furiously. Finally she threw it down and screeched, "Darn you! You're so damn hopeless!! How do they expect somebody to find their way around here when the only color you see is white and orange, huh???"
Fed up with the stupid map, she launched herself into the sky, trying to discern anything from above. It wasn't working. Slowly she began to form an idea-- now, where to get paint?
The next morning... Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!
Matsumoto poked her head out of the Tenth Squad office. "Erm, Captain?" she called uncertaintly. "There's something seriously wrong here...."
What she was speaking of was the fact that the Seireitei was now covered in splashes of bright paint. There was also quite a few Shinigami with randomly dyed hair colors. Seeing that, Matsumoto dived for a mirror and let out a screech.
"My hair.... It's GREEN!!!" she wailed.
Hitsugaya's voice interrupted her wails. "Oh, be quiet Matsumoto, it can't be all that bad... Not as bad as what I have, anways..." His hair color had been dyed too, and he was extremely disturbed by Kimiko's choice of dye (Yes, he had used process of elimination to figure out that it was Kimiko. Honestly, he hadn't had much doubts in the first place.)
Said girl came rushing in looking quite pleased with herself.
Matsumoto whined, "Kimiiiikoooo, why'd you dye my hair green???"
Kimiko grinned evilly as she patted the wailing lieutenant on the shoulder. "Don't worry, it's not as bad as what I did to Captain Hitsugaya..." She then proceeded to break out into very evil, maniacal laughter that seriously creeped Matsumoto out. But what had she done to her Captain?
Unfortunately for her, she ended up waiting till lunch before she got to see what Kimiko had dyed Hitsugaya's hair color. As he trudged in to finally do some work, Matsumoto sniggered. "Have you seen your hair??"
"No, and I don't want to!"
"No, no... It's soooo funny!!" She burst out laughing and handed her Captain her mirror. He looked...and looked...and looked... An expression of shock was fixed on his face, and Kimiko, who was sitting beside Matsumoto, began snickering as well.
"Your hair..." Matsumoto gasped out, "Your hair is pink!!!"
Kimiko grinned. "Your hair was sooo boring before. I mean, honestly? White's a very boring color. You should be grateful!!"
"Is....this....permananent...?!!" Hitsugaya ground out, glaring at Kimiko. She, as innocent as could be, held out a pink dye bottle. "It should expire after... twelve days, I think... Heh heh heh..."
"Twelve....days....??!"
"Yup!" Kimiko smiled cheerfully. "Chaos, chaos, and utterly, more chaos!" She jumped up and skipped away.
Hitsugaya glared after her. "I'm gonna get her..."
And so his thoughts were filled with all the terrible things he'd do to Kimiko once he caught her. Kimiko, nonplussed, had an understanding that he was thinking murderous thoughts about her and removed herself from the Tenth Squad barracks and trudged along, map in tow, as she marked down every place according to color of paint she'd used.
"Much easier!" she smiled to herself, and kept walking.
XDDD So this is Kimiko's first "Plan of Disaster to Create Random Chaos" otherwise known as "PDCRC" And it's working splendidly!!
I thank you all for your reviews, and again, I'm really sorry you had to wait this long. I'll be faster on updates next time! *points to review button* Reviews feed the imagination!! Also, in your review, leave a suggestion for Kimiko's next prank~!!!
~DDF
