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Truth or Dare (This'll be fun)_______________________________________________
"Ben, Gwen, Xylene and Max, these are my friends. The blonde haired one with the glasses is Jeremie, the pink haired girl is Aleita, and the black haired Japanese girl is Yumi, the German boy with brown hair is Ulrich, and the boy with the purple streak is Odd. They all shook hands and said hi. "Well I'm board." Odd said in a flat voice. Peter laughed, "Well why didn't you say so earlier?" Peter flicked his wrist and in a split second they were all sitting in a circle with a green bottle. "No way, I'm not playing spin the bottle." Ben complained. Yumi replied, "No Ben. It's far worse." "The game is Truth or Dare." Peter said with a smirk. Jeremie gulped as he spun the bottle. When it landed on Peter, Peter's grin was more sinister, nearly demonic. "Truth or Dare?" Peter leaned toward Jeremie and said, "Hit me with a dare." "I dare you to sing the censored version of Tenacious D's Beelzeboss. Peter sang the song "Dude, we can still use the pick. You use one half, I'll use the other, there's probably some juice in it maybe. You know what I mean? Yeah. Where is that thing? AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am complete! FFFFFFUUUUUDGE! Yes you are stuck! So out of luck! Now I'm complete and my horn you will suck. This world will be mine, and your first in line you brought me the pick and now you both shall die! Waiiiit, Waiiiit, Waiiiit you stupid monster! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off. Crap! Crap! CRRRAAAAAAP, The Demon Code prevents me form declining your rock-off challenge, what are your terms what's the caaaaatch? If we win, you must take your sorry butt back to Hell. And also you will have to pay are rent. And what if Iwin? Then you can take Kage back to Hell. What?! Trust me Kage, it's the only way. What are you talking about? To be your little slave. FINE! LET THE ROCK-OFF BEGIN! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I'm The Devil, I love metal! Check this riff, it's hot and tasty! I'm the Devil I can do what I want! Whatever I got, I'm gonna flaunt! There's never been a Rock-Off I've ever lost! I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell. I'm gonna fill him with my hot demons gel! I'll make him scream like my spineless infidel. NOOOOOOO! Come on Kage, bring the thunder! There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece. Listen to me. He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man. Go kill us Kage. He's gonna make you his best slave, you're gonna gargle mayonnaise. No. Unless we bust a master monster mama jam. Dude, it's been a long, long trip. Deactivated lasers with my trick. Now it's time to blow this monster down. Cum on Kage now it's time to blow doors down. I hear you Jables now we got to blow doors down. Light up the stage cause it's time to blow doors down. We'll bend you over and take you around town. Now we got to blow this Demon down. He's gonna take me if we do not blow doors down. Come on Kage, we gotta blow doors. Ohhhhh, we'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack down! Hey Anti-Christer, Beelzeboss, we know your weakness, our rocket sauce! We rock the cash box, and blow your mind! We will defeat you, for all mankind! You hold the scepter, we hold the key! You are the Devil, We are the D! We are the D(x18). You guys a freakin' lame! Cum' on Kage you're cumin' with me! NO! You're gonna taste my lightning, stupid mortals! OW! CRAP! MY FREAKIN' HORN! OH NO! From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are complete again! NOOOOOOOOO! Curse you Kage and curse you Jables! I'll GET YOU TENACIOUS DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! I'M MELTING! (Stops singing) Top that Jeremie." "I'm impressed." Gwen said. Everyone else muttered in agreement. Peter spun the bottle it landed on Gwen. "Well Gwen, Truth or dare?" Peter asked with an evil grin, even more demonic then before. "Truth." Gwen said thinking she was safe from Peter's dare. "Well aren't you a bit of a bit of a killjoy. Well, I thought of an evil one, but I saving the ammo. So, I'll use a random question. Did you see Tim Burton's Corpse Bride?" "Yeah. It was a good movie." Gwen stated. "I really thought so, I think everyone saw it." Everyone nodded. Ben spun the bottle. It landed on Peter. "I choose dare." Peter yelled before anyone even spoke. "I was hoping you say that. I dare you to use your evil question on me when you get your turn" "Deal."
